Ned Flanders Rainy Day Fun

Ken AshfordGodstuff1 Comment

Tjesus "It may seem a tad odd making Jesus out of a toilet paper roll, but I think the end result is quite nice," says this Christian site.

Yes, it is quite nice.

Still, it still is frightfully odd.

But NOT as odd as this recipe from the same Christian website, which I reprint in full:

This is really easy. No oven involved, just the microwave.

1 package choc chips,
½ cup peanut butter,
4 cups chow mein noodles,
mini marshmallows.

Melt choc chips and peanut butter together for 1 min in microwave, stir and microwave for additional 1 ½ min until melted.  Add chow mein noodles and stir with 2 spoons/forks as tossing a salad.

Drop onto waxed paper.

Add a marshmallow to represent baby Jesus.

Mmmmmmm.  Jesus tastes good with milk!!!

And I don’t know what to say about this.