From Doghouse Riley, it goes something like this: you "list Top 100 Pop Hits for your graduating year; hilarity results". Doghouse struck out the songs he hated, bolded the songs he approved of, and added comments.  Me, too.

• 1. Call Me – Blondie
•      Not her best…
• 2. Another Brick In The Wall – Pink Floyd
•      A classic, even if the movie sucked…
• 3. Magic – Olivia Newton-John
•      Not a classic, and the movie really sucked ("Xanadu")…
• 4. Rock With You – Michael Jackson
•      Before he got creepy, he was good…sometimes…
• 5. Do That To Me One More Time – Captain & Tennille
•      Because "Muskrat Love" didn’t quite kill us…
• 6. Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Queen
•      Like every other song written in the 1950’s
• 7. Coming Up – Paul McCartney
•      A guilty pleasure, I admit….
• 8. Funkytown – Lipps, Inc.
•      Please get this out of my head!…
• 9. It’s Still Rock And Roll To Me – Billy Joel
•      Billy was threatened by the punk craze, so he tried to pretend he was a part of it
• 10. The Rose – Bette Midler
•         Maudlin, but a good movie…
• 11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song) – Rupert Holmes
•        Yup, a guilty pleasure.  Good bass line
• 12. Cars – Gary Numan
•         Classic.
• 13. Cruisin’ – Smokey Robinson
•         Never heard of it.
• 14. Working My Way Back To You-Forgive Me Girl – Spinners
•         The only thing worse than one bad song, is two bad songs smushed together.
• 15. Lost In Love – Air Supply
•         Someone cut off theirs, please.
• 16. Little Jeannie – Elton John
•         A totally unmemorable song from someone who should have faded into oblivion.
• 17. Ride Like The Wind – Cristopher Cross
•        The only good thing he ever did.
• 18. Upside Down – Diana Ross
•        Terrible and trite.
• 19. Please Don’t Go – K.C. & The Sunshine Band
•        Don’t remember it.  Certainly not on a par with their real hits.
• 20. Babe – Styx
•        Doesn’t ring a bell.  A ballad, was it?
• 21. With You I’m Born Again – Billy Preston & Syreeta
•         The title alone is vomit-inducing.
• 22. Shining Star – Manhattans
•         Not the worst, but not very good.
• 23. Still – Commodores
•         Still sucks.
• 24. Yes, I’m Ready – Teri De Sario With K.C.
•         Perry Como would have been proud.
• 25. Sexy Eyes – Dr. Hook
• 26. Steal Away – Robbie Dupree
• 27. Biggest Part Of Me – Ambrosia
• 28. This Is It – Kenny Loggins
• 29. Cupid-I’ve Loved You For A Long Time – Spinners
•         My God.  ANOTHER medley?
• 30. Let’s Get Serious – Jermaine Jackson
• 31. Don’t Fall In Love With A Dreamer – Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes
• 32. Sailing – Christopher Cross
•         Only a good song to listen if you are, you know, actually sailing…
• 33. Longer – Dan Fogelberg
•         Not Dan’s best…
• 34. Coward Of The County – Kenny Rogers
• 35. Ladies Night – Kool & The Gang
• 37. Take Your Time – S.O.S. Band
• 38. No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) – Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer
•         The opening bit (the slow part) is slow and sexy…
• 38. Too Hot – Kool & The Gang
• 39. More Love – Kim Carnes
• 40. Pop Muzik – M
•        The beginning of the techno-80’s craze
• 41. Brass In Pocket – Pretenders
• 42. Special Lady – Ray, Goodman & Brown
• 43. Send One Your Love – Stevie Wonder
• 44. The Second Time Around – Shalamar
• 45. We Don’t Talk Anymore – Cliff Richard
• 47. Heartache Tonight – Eagles
• 48. Stomp – Brothers Johnson
• 48. Tired Of Toein’ The Line – Rocky Burnette
• 49. Better Love Next Time – Dr. Hook
• 50. Him – Rupert Holmes
• 51. Against The Wind – Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
•         Not Bruce.  Nice try.
• 52. On The Radio – Donna Summer
•         Sorry.  Another guilty pleasure.
• 53. Emotional Rescue – Rolling Stones
• 54. Rise – Herb Alpert
• 55. All Out Of Love – Air Supply
• 56. Cool Change – Little River Band
• 57. You’re Only Lonely – J.D. Souther
• 58. Desire – Andy Gibb
• 59. Let My Love Open The Door – Pete Townshend
•         You get the feeling he wrote it in 5 minutes, while drunk.
• 60. Romeo’s Tune – Steve Forbert
• 61. Daydream Believer – Anne Murray
•         Great song done horribly.
• 62. I Can’t Tell You Why – Eagles
• 63. Don’t Let Go – Isaac Hayes
• 64. Don’t Do Me Like That – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
• 65. She’s Out Of My Life – Michael Jackson
• 66. Fame – Irene Cara
•         There were better songs in the rest of the movie.
• 67. Fire Lake – Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
• 68. How Do I Make You – Linda Ronstadt
• 69. Into The Night – Benny Mardones
• 70. Let Me Love You Tonight – Pure Prairie League
• 71. Misunderstanding – Genesis
•         Before we all got sick of Phil Collins…
• 72. An American Dream – Dirt Band
• 73. One Fine Day – Carole King
• 74. Dim All The Lights – Donna Summer
• 75. You May Be Right – Billy Joel
• 75. Hurt So Bad – Linda Ronstadt
• 76. Should’ve Never Let You Go – Neil Sedaka & Dara Sedaka
• 77. Pilot Of The Airwaves – Charlie Dore
• 79. Off The Wall – Michael Jackson
• 80. I Pledge My Love – Peaches & Herb
• 81. The Long Run – Eagles
• 82. Stand By Me – Mickey Gilley
• 83. Heartbreaker – Pat Benatar
• 84. Deja Vu – Dionne Warwick
• 85. Drivin’ My Life Away – Eddie Rabbitt
• 86. Take The Long Way Home – Supertramp
•         Really good.  Should have been higher.  Waaaay higher.
• 87. Sara – Fleetwood Mac
• 88. Wait For Me – Daryl Hall & John Oates
• 89. Jo Jo – Boz Scaggs
• 90. September Morn – Neil Diamond
• 91. Give Me The Night – George Benson
•         Close, but not quite.
• 92. Broken Hearted Me – Anne Murray
• 93. You Decorated My Life – Kenny Rogers
• 94. Tusk – Fleetwood Mac
•         Marching band?  Too cool.
• 95. I Wanna Be Your Lover – Prince
• 96. In America – Charlie Daniels Band
• 97. Breakdown Dead Ahead – Boz Scaggs
• 98. Ships – Barry Manilow
• 99. All Night Long – Joe Walsh
• 100. Refugee – Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers