Bush today:

I knew we were at war when they attacked us. As a matter of fact, I was down here in Florida. It didn’t take long to figure out what was going on.

Well, according to reports, Chief of Staff Andrew Card walked up to Bush and whispered in his ear "America is under attack".

So, Mr. President, I certainly hope it didn’t take long to decipher that deceptively cryptic message.

But "My Pet Goat" was so much more interesting, right?