Thinking of hiring Dick Cheney to come to your speaking event?
Here’s his list of demands (click to enlarge):
"All lights turned on"? What’s the matter? He can’t do this for himself?
And "extra lamps" (in handwriting at the bottom)? He’s probably going to do some interrogatin’. Maybe a bare bulb hanging from the ceiling would be best.
"All Televisions turned to FOX News"? Why does that not surprise me?
And Wonkette (from whom I got this), makes fun of Cheney’s pussy request for "Diet Caffeine Free Sprite".