’99 Red Balloons’ Video to Air for an Hour: Ooooh.  Fire up the TIVOs!!

One Dead in French Chemistry School Blast:  Brie and camembert don’t mix

No Crying for Big Baby: LSU Takes Out Duke:  Around the office this morning, you’d think someone died.

Why Fidel Castro Burns His Underwear: File under "TMI".

‘The Simpsons’ to Show Live-Action Opening:  I’ve seen it.  So should you.

Endless Arousal Can Cripple A Woman’s Life:

Paris – A health journal on Friday describes a newly-identified syndrome affecting women – non-stop sexual arousal that can last for months and cannot be satisfied regardless of the number of orgasms.

Oh . . . nah.  Too easy.  Write your own joke.

And finally . . . two headlines from today’s CNN:

Tom Cruise Jumping On Furniture Again

Cruise Fire Leaves One Dead, Several Injured

Man, that Tom is outta control!!!

And speaking of headline news, have a laugh at this video from CNN’s Headline News from Tuesday, when the anchors react to a fire in their studio.