The funniest thing I’ve seen in a while — interpretations of actual graphics from the Department of Homeland Security webpages.
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.