Does The Praying Make My Ass Look Fat?

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

How many times has this happened to you?

You’re taking your daily bow to Mecca, but as you lean over to place your forehead on the prayer rug thingee, your jeans ride low, exposing your "plumber’s crack".

How embarassing.  You can’t show your face in that mosque again, right?

Wrong.  Now you can worship Allah without all the fuss and muss, thanks to Al Quds jeans — jeans with that extra room and padding, specially "designed with the idea of prayer in mind".

Nothing says "death to the infidels" like Al Quds jeans – for today’s Muslims.  Get yours today!