Ex-pretty boy George Michael ain’t lookin’ so pretty these days.

Especially when he’s woken up.

Especially when he’s woken up from being asleep at the wheel of his car.

Especially when he woken up from a stoned stupor while wearing an iPod at 4:00 in the morning at the wheel of his car, only to speed off and get into a car accident.

Amusing story and photos here.

No, George.  We don’t want you to be our father figure either.