Um. Whatever:
If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.
This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.
I wonder what the letter will say?
Dear Friend:
If you have received this letter, then you’ve probably noticed that those who have accepted Christ as their savoir are no longer walking the Earth, and our now at Jesus’ side. You may have also noticed that you are standing in a sea of fire and vomit, while tiny weasel-devils slowly gnaw at your entrails.
May we take this opportunity to suggest that you accept Christ into your heart?
Seriously, if the RaptureTM comes, I’m not sure I’ll be checking my emails much.