Emily’s blog post about iPod-compatible backpacks got me doing a little googling*.

I think it’s now possible to spend 24 hours with your iPod.

Imagine.  You wake up all snug and warm after a good night’s sleep in your iPod-compatible bed.

Wiping the sleep from your eyes, you wander into the bathroom to make use of your iPod-compatible toilet paper dispenser

Ugh.  The morning jog.  Thank God you have iPod-compatible sneakers:

Time to get dressed.  For the guys . . . how about iPod-compatible boxers?

For the girls . . . it’s back to bed, with the ultimate in iPod accessories — an iPod vibrator:

It’s an iPod world.

(Okay, Apple.  Where’s my check?)

* This is the kind of sentence that drives my mother crazy — "’Blog’?  ‘iPod’?  ‘Googling’?  What the hell are you talking about?!?" [UPDATE:  My mother would lie everyone to know that she does so know what those phrases mean!]