Much snickering lately about the new book by Kola Boof, a woman who claims to have been bin Laden’s sex slave for several years.  She claims, among other things, that Osama was obsessed with Whitney Houston, loved the B-52’s and was more or less fixated on women’s rears.

Now comes word that the book already has "movie deal" on it, with the role of Ms. Boof (bin Laden’s sex slave) possibly being played by …Janet Jackson.

I think I’ll pass.

Unless it’s a comedy.

Or if Philip Seymour Hoffman plays bin Laden.  That would be cool (in a train wreck kind of way).