Stick A Fork In Them. They’re Done.

Ken AshfordRed Sox & Other SportsLeave a Comment

They’re even throwing in the towel over at the Red Sox Blog: I’ve never thrown in the towel this early in the season before. I don’t even have plans for the weekend, and I usually plan things well in advance according to the broadcast schedule. Not anymore. Stick a fork in me. I’m done. I won’t be watching any baseball … Read More

Maybe They Just Shouldn’t Watch

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values1 Comment

CBS is planning to air the documentary "9/11" on September 10. For those who haven’t seen it (I have), it’s a documentary about a rookie fireman.  Or, at least, that’s what it started to be.  The two documentarians, a couple of French brothers, were following the story of a rookie fireman in his new ladder company in lower Manhattan.  You … Read More

Yeah, I Saw That Coming

Ken AshfordBreaking News, CrimeLeave a Comment

After hours and hours and hours of focusing on John Mark Karr, the news organizations are going to eat a LOT of crow. Why? DNA evidence shows he didn’t do it.  And they’re not filing charges.  He’s just a weirdo wannabe.

Early American Textbooks

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values5 Comments

A strange editorial in the Wall Street Journal seems wistful for the days of 200 years ago: In early American public schools, there was no separation between church and state. Tenets of Christianity were embedded in almost every lesson and book, including spelling, reading, history, grammar, arithmetic and science. *** The schoolbooks used by early Americans were supposed to teach … Read More

Debbie Pictures

Ken AshfordPersonalLeave a Comment

I’ll probably do a full online "album" in a few days, but here’s some pictures from the show (stolen from Heather’s media page): "Jock Rock" (Girls [L-R]: Teresa, Rebecca, Heather, Cheryl, Emily; Guys [L-R]: Ken, David, Derrick) ************************************************************ Mr. Greenfelt propositions Debbie: "I’ll give you ten dollars to look at your breasts" ************************************************************ He not only looks at them; he … Read More

Katrina Anniversary

Ken AshfordBush & Co., DisastersLeave a Comment

First, some one-year-after-the-fact facts: – Less than half of the city’s pre-storm population of 460,000 has returned, putting the population at roughly what it was in 1880. – Nearly a third of the trash has yet to be picked up. – Sixty percent of homes still lack electricity. – Seventeen percent of the buses are operational. – Half of the … Read More

More Homobigotry from UNC Professor Mike Adams

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values1 Comment

Seriously, why is this guy still employed? Here’s Mike Adams, professor of criminology at UNC-Wilmington: Several years ago, I began writing columns questioning the so-called gay rights movement. I prefer to call it the “gay privileges” movement because gays are not presently deprived of anything that is rightfully theirs. A gay man has the same right I have to marry … Read More

116

Ken AshfordHealth CareLeave a Comment

World’s oldest person dies at 116.  She was born the same year as Charlie Chaplin and Hitler.

Okay, Bye!*

Ken AshfordPersonalLeave a Comment

*Post title ripped off from Emily I’m done doing Debbie, and having a cigarette. If any theater experience can be described as "too much of a good thing", that pretty much sums up my present feelings about "Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical".  I’m spent. What a great experience.  It was an incredible.  A dream cast — both onstage and off … Read More

Spoke Too Soon?

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

Last Friday: A U.S. military commander in Baghdad says significant progress is being made in reducing attacks against security forces and civilians in the Iraqi capital since a large-scale operation was launched several weeks ago. Army Colonel Robert Scurlock made the remarks during a teleconference from Baghdad. Over the weekend: BAGHDAD, Iraq — Gunmen and bombers claimed at least 69 … Read More