"Le Million" is made by Goldvish.  It’s designed by Emmanuel Gueit and is covered in 120 carats’ worth of VVS-1 grade diamonds. Along with the diamonds, you get a few good features, like Bluetooth, a camera with 8x digital zoom, MP3 playback, FM radio, included 2GB memory card and an EDGE connection.

And yes, "Le Million" costs one million dollars.

For those who want to say: "Yes, I have waaay too much money, waaay too big an ego, and waaay too litte brains."