Well, it’s autumn.

Which means Thankgiving approaches.

Which means Christmas is just around the corner

Which means it’s time to get your gear on for the next skirmish in the "War on Christmas"^(TM)

The American Family Association is willing to take your money to FIGHT for your right to have K-Mart employees wish you a "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays", because who gives a shit about Hannaukah and Kwanzaa and New Year’s Day, which aren’t holidays.

Get yours today!  Don’t be the last one to ruin everyone’s holidays Christmas by being a prig!