Via Pandagon, an ooky promotional trailer for purity balls.  A "purity ball", for those who don’t know, is:

a formal event attended by fathers and their daughters. Fathers in attendance pledge before God to protect their young daughters’ purity in mind, body and soul. Daughters are necessarily expected to remain chaste.

[Source: Wikipedia]

Amanda Marcotte describes the video:

If you weren’t already completely grossed out by this phenomenon, just wait until you hear the guy explain about a 17-year-old girl sitting in her dad’s lap and explaining that she doesn’t need boyfriends because she gets everything she’d need from them from Daddy.