“Jesus Camp” Closes Its Tent Flaps

Ken AshfordGodstuffLeave a Comment

A sign of the (new) times? Organizers of an evangelical summer camp for children featured in the documentary "Jesus Camp" are discontinuing the camp because of negative reaction sparked by the film and recent vandalism at the camp site in Devils Lake, North Dakota. "We have decided to hold different activities in future," Pentecostal pastor and camp organizer Becky Fischer … Read More

Conservatism vs. Liberalism — And The Future

Ken AshfordDemocrats, RepublicansLeave a Comment

This is so good, I’m reprinting (almost) the whole thing.  From the Anonymous Liberal: Over at The Corner today, Jonah Goldberg wrote the following: Now, I don’t say any of this because I’m particularly bullish on conservatism’s immediate future. It’s got problems. But they’re not as fundamental as the problems liberalism faces. Conservatism has a problem putting its ideas into … Read More

President Vilsack?

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

I don’t know his politics, but they would have to be pretty damn good before I vote for someone with that last name.  I mean, it’s a word just waiting to be an insult. As in, "That guy.  He’s such a vilsack!" Wonkette laments: Jesus Christ, can’t we even have a single weekend off before the goddamned presidential campaign starts? … Read More

Kaye Grogan On The Election

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Let’s dive in, shall we? By now the leftover champagne of victory is stale… But we can still heat up the hors d’ouerves of triumph — they’ll taste okay, I think. …and the winners are actually losers. Down is also up. Contrary to what a mass of liberal ideologues might be smoking in their pipes, while shouting their hurrahs — … Read More

Election 2006: A Victory For Conservatives?

Ken AshfordElection 2006Leave a Comment

That’s the spin.  Conservatives are trying to argue that the election results point to a victory for conservatism.  This morning, for example, George Will writes that "conservatism continued its advance Tuesday." What’s the basis for this argument?  Apparently, it’s because some of the Democrats who won were not actual socialists*. They point to people like Lieberman, who won out over … Read More

The Onion Covers Rumsfeld’s Resignation

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

The Onion: Rumsfeld: ‘My Half-Assed Job Here Is Done’ WASHINGTON, DC—After nearly six years of much-publicized service as Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld announced his resignation Wednesday afternoon, saying that he had "proudly accomplished everything [he’d] set out to bungle." "Years ago, I decided to bog this great nation down in an extended, grueling foreign occupation, and I’m happy to … Read More

Ewwww

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Via Pandagon, an ooky promotional trailer for purity balls.  A "purity ball", for those who don’t know, is: a formal event attended by fathers and their daughters. Fathers in attendance pledge before God to protect their young daughters’ purity in mind, body and soul. Daughters are necessarily expected to remain chaste. [Source: Wikipedia] Amanda Marcotte describes the video: If you … Read More

Dear Dismayed Conservatives

Ken AshfordElection 2006Leave a Comment

Dear Dismayed Conservatives: I hereby make these promises to you. We will protect your lives and livelihoods. We will listen to and respect your beliefs. We will never try to force you to change your religion, sexual orientation, or first language. We will do our best to reduce the number of abortions in our country. We will have no tolerance … Read More

Attention Dittoheads!

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Were you aware that Rush Limbaugh has been bullshitting you lately, by saying things he doesn’t necessarily believe?  Yup: Now I’m liberated from having to constantly come in here every day and try to buck up a bunch of people who don’t deserve it, to try to carry the water and make excuses for people who don’t deserve it. *** … Read More

What The Rumsfeld Resignation Means

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

I didn’t see the Bush presser, but I gathered (from those that did) that the pundits are seeing this the same way as me. This is Bush finally finally finally breaking himself away from the neocon doctrine of pre-emption and aggression. This is Bush saying to Cheney (and Rumsfeld), "I’m not listening to you anymore." [UPDATE:  Here’s an excerpt from … Read More