Selections from the Movie-A-Minute website:

THE SIXTH SENSE

Haley Joel Osment

I see dead people.

Bruce Willis

Try talking to them.

Haley Joel Osment

It worked.

THE END

BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI

Sessue Hayakawa

Build a bridge.

Alec Guinness

Only if you ask nicely.

(Alec Guinness helps the BRITISH by building a BRIDGE for the JAPANESE.)

Alec Guinness

What have I done?

(Everything blows UP, and everyone DIES.)

James Donald

Madness madness madness.

(War is bad.)

THE END

TITANIC

Leonardo DiCaprio

Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet

You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio

Never let go.

Kate Winslet

I promise. (lets go)

THE END

TWELVE ANGRY MEN

Jurors

He’s guilty.

Henry Fonda

Wait, let’s discuss this.

Jurors

Thank you, Henry Fonda, for teaching us the value of rational thought.

THE END