Is America Ready For A Six Foot Tall First Lady With A Tongue Stud?

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

There are many many good reasons not to vote for Dennis Kucinich for President in ’08.  There are also some bad reasons not to vote for him too, and most of them center around his wife:

  • She’s hot.  I mean — she’s really hot.
  • She likes Coldplay
  • She’s British
  • The signature line of her emails is a quote from the Kama Sutra
  • She agreed to marry Kucinich on their second date
  • She’s 31 years younger and, like, 3 feet taller — than her husband
  • She wears a tongue stud
  • Actual quote, on the subject of her husband maybe being president one day: "“Can you imagine what it would be like to have real love in the White House and a true union between the masculine and the feminine?”