Researchers at the University of Texas surveyed people to find out why they had sex.  The total number of reasons: 237, everything from “I wanted to feel closer to God” to “I was drunk.”  The most cited reason: “I was attracted to the person.”

Well, yeah.  I would hope.

Now, there are a lot of reasons to have sex, and quite a few reasons not to have sex.  Of all the reasons not to have sex, I can’t get behind this one:

A  new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"I don’t want to have sex with you because you’re body is composed of dead animal carcasses"? — Now that’s a rejection!