I’m not going to make fun of Marie Jon Apostrophe’s latest editorial, because she’s being all patriotic and stuff by reminding her readers that this is a great Christian nation which tolerates atheists.  Far be it for me to hurl snarky comments at my benefactor who allows me to live here.

I will, however, laugh loudly at this sentence:

As we approach this national holiday, let us not forget that it was little more than five plus ago when we were attacked by madmen who garbed themselves in Islam. They slammed planes into the Twin Towels of New York and the Pentagon, killing thousands of our citizens.

(Emphasis added)

Twin towels?