…so that when I die, it can be in the obit headline, as in Holy Cow: Phil Rizzuto dead at 89. 

Really, that’s kind of tacky.  What happens when Downtown Julie Brown dies?  Is the headline going to read "Wubba-wubba-wubba: Julie Brown dead at 89"?  Will we someday see the headline "AAAAaaaaaay!: Henry Winkler dead at 89"?

Still, I better prepare, just so that I have a good obit catch phrase.

Suggestions:

• Wubba-wubba-wubba: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• There Goes The Ballgame: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Sorry, My Bad: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• What Are You Looking At?: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• 23 Skidoo!: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Where’s My Aspirator?: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Tippecanoe and Tyler Too: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Show Us Your Tits: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• You Crack Me Up: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Wotchoo Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• I’m Not Laughing With You, I’m Laughing AT You: Ken Ashford dead at 89
• Seriously, Zac Efron Is A Girl: Ken Ashford dead at 89

Your input is welcome….