Seriously, this Britney Spears fan needs help.  And I don’t mean that in a way like "He needs help" because he’s weird.  I mean "he needs help" in every literal sense of the phrase.

Unless, of course, this is a hoax, in which case, I doff my hat.

UPDATE: OMFG!

UPDATE AGAIN:  Brett (in the comments) busts me.  Guilty as charged. 

Yup, dude looks like a lady.  Or, uh, lady looks like a dude.  Or whatever.  That said, I would say that this person’s greater problem is not his gender identification issues, but rather, his need for a life.  This is star adulation on steroids.