Oh, I know.  You go away for a few days and the world keeps spinning.  So much I could write about: Bush’s trip to Iraq, the "success" of the surge, Red Sox no-hitters, App State over Michigan (not that I’m big on college football, but the earthquakes that caused here in NC — my oh my!), etc., and what will I post about — Larry Craig (again).  I should enter a 12-step program. 

Still, this mashup is pretty funny: