Seriously, Em?  133 words in the first half of the month?

UPDATE:  Emily responds:

First of all, I happen to be up to nine hundred words now. Second, the prize isn’t the completion, it’s the journey. Third, just because you got overlooked by People Magazine again this year doesn’t mean you need to take it out on poor starving novel writers like me.
So there.

Ouch.  This is why I never cross Emily. 

Also, she does write good well.