It is unfortunate to be doing this on the day that David Bowie’s death was announced, but this has to b done.
First, the usual blah-blahs.
There are two “dead pool” lists. One is just a random list of people who I think will pass in the upcoming year. The other is a competitive list where you pick ten (and only ten) people-to-die, and you score your points by subtracting their age-at-death from 100. For example, Amy Winehouse was in my 2011 Dead Pool list, and she indeed did die that year. Since she was 27, I received 73 points (100 minus 27).
We’ll look at my competitive list. First the scores from previous years:
2011: 113 (thanks to the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Jeff Conaway)
2012: 38
2013: 13
2014: 16
So, let’s see how I did with my 2015 Dead Pool(s). First, my generic list of people who I thought might die in 2015:
- Zsa-Zsa Gabor – still alive
- Olivia de Havilland – still alive
- Billy Graham – still alive
- Leonard Nimoy – died 2/27/2015
- Muhammad Ali – still alive
- Fidel Castro – still alive
- Nanette Fabray – still alive
- Dick Cheney – still alive
- Michael Douglas – still alive
- Pele – still alive
- Stephen Hawking – still alive
- Dick Van Dyke – still alive
Wow. I suck at this. Dick Van Dyke was just on the Jimmy Fallon show singing and dancing. He is NEVER dying.
And now for my 2015 Competitive Dead Pool list:
- Billy Graham (born 11/7/1918)
- Abe Vigoda (born 2/24/1921)
- George Bush (born 6/12/1924)
- Harper Lee (born 4/28/1926)
- Fidel Castro (born 8/13/1926)
- Roger Moore (born 10/14/1927)
- Jim Nabors (born 6/12/1930)
- Valerie Harper (born 8/22/1940)
- Pele (born 10/23/1940)
- Muhammad Ali (born 1/17/1942)
They are all still alive. That’s right — none of them died in 2015. I scored zero.
So now it is time for my 2016 Dead Pool list. I’m going to keep some of what I had:
I’m just going to keep what I had, minus a couple of names. And this year, unlike other years, they can only be on ONE list.
- Zsa-Zsa Gabor
- Olivia de Havilland
- Billy Graham
- Nanette Fabray
- Kirk Douglas
- Pele
- Stephen Hawking
- Nancy Reagan
Now, as for my competitive list, I am taking some people off. Yeah, sure Billy Graham is more likely to die than any of these others, but he’s only 2 points now. After my humiliating zero of this year, I need a rebound. Here are my picks — I’m sticking it to game show hosts this year:
- Abe Vigoda (born 2/24/1921)
- Monty Hall (born 8/25/1921)
- Bob Barker (born 12/12/1923)
- Harper Lee (born 4/28/1926)
- Fidel Castro (born 8/13/1926)
- Prunella Scales (born 9/22/1932)
- Glen Campbell (born 4/22/1936)
- Mary Tyler Moore (born 12/29/1936)
- Tommy Chong (born 5/24/1938)
- Roger Daltrey (born 3/01/1944)