Like clockwork, around this time of year, Sean Hannity has the unpleasant job — no, he really hates doing this — of telling his viewers about the terrible terrible debauchery going down in Florida, as students flock to places like South Padre Island or Daytona Beach to drink, do drugs, have wild and glorious hook-up sex — all the things we think they’re doing in their dorms, but now are doing on the beach.  And thankfully, they are doing it on the beach so that Hannity and Fox News can send their cameras and correspondents down there to film all the youthful shenanigans like drug-doing and boob-showing and swear-saying and drink-drinking, and then, from the safety of their studio, tut-tut at the perky sinful bodies of today’s youth and clutch their pearls at the frilly frolicking.

This year Hannity sent a Fox blonde — does it really matter which one? — once again down to Panama City Beach for a “Hannity Exclusive”, which involves her going up to a black guy and saying to him, “When I was at spring break there was underage drinking and alcohol, but I hear it’s gotten a lot worse. I hear there’s, like, drugs and guns.”  Her interviewee walks away saying, “Yeah, I don’t know nothing about that,” and then the Fox Blonde says, “Come here, what’s this? He’s smoking marijuana.”

Back in the studio, Hannity and Fox Blonde are very very concerned about the marijuana and the sex-having and the bad things that these young adults are doing while two-thirds of the screen is devoted to hot bods and twerking. You know, so that Fox News viewers know what they’re talking about.

But don’t take my word for it.  See for yourself.  Perv.

I don’t know. Maybe there is a story there. With all that alcohol and testosterone, it wouldn’t surprise me if some women — somewhere — are being taken advantage of. But I see no evidence of that in their story, and Fox News is not reporting that. Fox News is not INTERESTED in reporting that. It just wants to get all high-brow about youth’s morals. Ugh