And then, I made the same mistake I made with most of the actresses I was foolish enough to date.  I made a seemingly innocuous remark which unveiled me as insensitive, mean, unfeeling and….  a conservative!.  I said:  “Why are these punks spending all their time playing with their camera and guitar.  They should get a job and pay the poor guy who owns the building.  They owe him rent for the past year for God’s sake!”

Silence.

She stared at me in stunned disbelief.  I realized that I was staring back at yet another Broadway Chorus Dancer who I would have to refer to as my “Former girlfriend”. 

She's better off….

BONUS STAGE RIGHT:  Andrew Lloyd-Webber is an awesome composer because he's conservative.