The People Of Chicago Are Pricks

Ken AshfordRandom Musings3 Comments

I don't mean the city Chicago; I mean that band Chicago.

And I came to this realization while being in a local convenience store, and hearing a Chicago song being played over the speakers.  The song was "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"

As I was walking down the street one day
A man came up to me and asked me what
The time was that was on my watch, yeah…And I said

"Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why
We've all got time enough to cry"

Honestly… something like "Oh, it's quarter past five" would have sufficed.  I'm sure the man wasn't particularly pleased to get your depressing ideological lecture in response to a rather simple request.

You might think this was a one-off event.  Perhaps the Chicago singer was just having a bad day.  

But no, it happened again.

I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me
And said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead…And I said

"Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why 
We've all got time enough to cry"

Probably not the response the pretty lady was looking for.

I can't help but noticing that our hero is always walking down the street alone.  We can assume he doesn't have much in the way of friendship.  And it's no surprise.  Anytime anybody tries to talk to him, he just bleats morbidly about the futility of time.  Can someone get this man a copy of "How To Win Friends and Influence People"?

And I was walking down the street one day
Being pushed and shoved by people trying to
Beat the clock, oh, no I just don't know
I don't know, and I said, yes I said

"Does anybody really know what time it is
Does anybody really care
If so I can't imagine why 
We've all got time enough to cry"

Okay, so now he's giving his "deep thoughts" unsolicited by a simple question.  Basically, he's one of those crazy people on the street corner, shouting non-sensical things at passersby.

I hope he got some help.