Having learned that Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher isn't really a licensed plumber, and doesn't bother to pay his taxes anyway (nice vetting, McCain campaign — again), they've gone back to the drawing board.  Think Progress reports:

The campaign is holding a conference call today with Russ Deker, an individual the McCain camp is calling “a Missouri ‘Joe the Plumber.’”

So America, meet ROSS the plumber (but you can call him "Joe" if you want).

One of these days, they'll get it right…..