If you aren’t familiar with LOLCats or Icanhascheezburger by now:

(1)  Where have you been?; and

(2)  Don’t bother to read further.

it seems that some intrepid timewaster is translating the Bible into LOLcat-eze.  Here’s a sample from Genesis 1:

1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and & light wuz.

4. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, & speraratered the light form dark & stufs

5. & Ceiling Cat sayed light Day & dark no Day. Teh evning & morning was teh first day.

6. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh ceilingz of waterz, with waterz up & waterz down. & he maded hole in teh Ceiling.

7. & Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down & waterz up, & stuff.

8. & Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint, so evning & morning was teh twoth day.

9. & Ceiling Cat gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted

10. & Ceiling Cat called no wather Earths, so tehre.

11. & Ceiling Cat sayed, wants grass and stuff! so yield seedz & stufs, and fruitzors & vegbatels.

12. & Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (& catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)