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Injuries include three scratched cornea, two punctured eardrums and fourteen badly bruised psyches.

NEW YORK, NY (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) —

No one knew precisely what triggered it, but suddenly the morgue-like locker room transformed into a furious martial arts flick, as fingers came flying from all directions. They came fast and they came hard and when it was all over, nineteen Mets — including two coaches and PR Director Jay Horowitz — were taken to a local hospital for an assortment of minor injuries.