Sex in a men’s bathroom? Visiting prostitutes? Being a prostitute? It’s like a parlor game trying to guess the next GOP/"moral values" crusader who gets caught doing something very naughty.
Today’s contestent is the 58 year old Rev. Tommy Tester of Bristol, Virginia. He’s a Baptist minister and works for a Christian radio station:
Police in Johnson City arrested a Bristol, Virginia, minister for driving under the influence…
DWI. Hmmm. Well, that’s not too bad I guess. We’ve certainly seen worse from the moral majority crowd.
A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers sexual favors…
Oh, dear. Not good.
Police say 58-year-old Tommy Tester urinated in front of children at a car wash…
Oh please God. Tell me there’s not more.
…while wearing a skirt.
Waiter? Check, please.