Hard to believe that this guy can’t get elected to the North Carolina legislature, considering his overwhelming mastery of crime and its solutions:

If schools, courthouses, and municipal buildings don’t post the command, "Thou Shalt Not Steal," it stands to reason that children would grow up believing that stealing isn’t all that bad.

To Nathan, every societal problem can be solved by posting the Ten Commandments everywhere.  Because, as the Bible tells us, Moses came down from the mountains with those tablets, and everything was hunky-dory afterward.

Listen, Nathan.  I, like most Americans, understand that shoplifting from Walmart is wrong.  We KNOW this, and we didn’t need the Ten Commandments to come to this conclusion.  Our parents taught us.

And frankly, the presence of security cameras, plus those signs that say "Shoplifters Will Be Prosecuted" carry more weight than what you’re suggesting.

Just sayin’…