Q: I read that you’re against miniskirts.
A: If a person dresses provocatively, they’re calling attention — maybe not the most desirable kind — to private parts of their body.
Q: What about a burka?
A: No, that hides everything. I think a person’s hair, arms, shoulders, legs are an appropriate display of who they are.
So …miniskirts are out; burkas are out. Tch! Typical politician. Moves to the center.
Then Mike "I Heart" Huckabee just gets creepy:
A; I want people to be attracted to me because they find me interesting, not because I’m wearing something … well, I doubt I own anything provocative.
Q: How about a minskirt?
A: A thong.
His chances of getting the GOP nomination just went from 0% to -0%.