The following was composed solely from the subject lines of spam emails I have received.  All I’ve added is punctuation:

Keep A Chance

If George Washington had an iPod,
You can make history.
This one is hardly promoted —
Invisible text …it’s fixed.
It is you who choose to go against the world.
Two questions I have tho:
"Hey, where’ve you been?"
"Miss me yet?"
Forgot, Sorry.
Normalized.