Well, praise the LORD for Lovegodsway.org. Not only do they give us great music videos like "The Bible Says (God Hates A Fag)" by Donnie Davies and Evening Service (click on it — it’s very [unintentionally] funny in its badness), but they also provide a handy-dandy list of "Bands To Watch Out For" — that is, music that will turn your kids into gays.
I’ll reprint the list (since it’s long) below the fold…
BONUS WINGNUT LINK: Did you know that God Hates Goths, too?
"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children’s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy." — LoveGodsWay.Org
BANDS TO WATCH OUT FOR:
- The Spores
- Scissor Sisters
- Rufus Wainwright
- Merzbau
- Ravi Shankar
- Wilco
- Bjork
- Tech N9ne
- Ghostface Killah
- Bobby Conn
- Morton Subotnik
- Cole Porter
- The String Cheese Incident
- Eagles of Death Metal
- Polyphonic Spree
- The Faint
- Interpol
- Tegan and Sara
- Erasure
- Le Tigre
- The Gossip
- The Doors
- Phish
- Queen
- The Strokes
- Sufjan Stevens
- Morrissey(?questionable?)
- The Pet Shop Boys
- Metallica
- Judas Priest
- The Village People
- The Secret Handshake
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Frankie Goes to Hollywood
- Man or Astroman
- Richard Cheese
- Jay-Z
- Depeche Mode
- Kansas
- Ani DiFranco
- Fischerspooner
- John Mayer
- The Indigo Girls
- Velvet Underground
- Madonna
- Elton John
- Barry Manilow
- Indigo Girls
- Melissa Etheridge
- Eminmen
- Nirvana
- Boy George*
- The Killers
- Lou Reed
- Lil’ Wayne
- Motorhead
- Jill Sobule
- Wilson Phillips
- DMX
- Lisa Loeb
- Dogstar
- Thirty Seconds to Mars
- Lil’ Kim
- kd lang
- Frank Sinatra
- Hinder
- Nickleback
- Justus Kohncke
- Bob Mould
- Clay Aiken
- Arcade Fire
- Bright Eyes
- Corinne Bailey Rae
- Audioslave
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Panic at the Disco
- Elton John (really gay)
Okay, I get kd lang, Clay Aiken, Queen, Elton John (so gay he gets mentioned twice), The Indigo Girls, The Village People, Boy George and many others.
But Frank Sinatra, Kansas, and The Rolling Stones? Metallica? I mean, if you’re going to single out popular artists from Cole Porter to freakin’ Nirvana, what’s left?
Oh, right. Donnie Davies and Evening Service.