On a piece of sheet metal?
On the side of a tree?
On some bedroom furniture in Romania? Or the drywall in Alabama?
With his mother in a Chicago underpass?
With his mother on a grilled cheese sandwich? You know, she’s the sandwich; he’s the potato chips? No, that’s silly. Jesus wouldn’t be on a potato chip — he’d be in some pasta!
Nope. Jesus is none of those places today.
Jesus has been hiding underground — under some asparagus growing in England.
He’s either puckering up for a kiss, or he’s sticking his tongue out. I can’t tell.