A vacationing president snubs war mothers, the Iraqi Constitution is a piece of shit, U.S. soldiers death toll climbing, gas prices going through the ceiling . . . let’s face it, current events are a downer.

Fox News has the antidote to distract its minions.  You guessed it: another missing white woman!   And here’s an added bonus — not only is she a student (read: "young"), but she’s a "part-time model"!  Woo-hoo!  Right wing media paydirt!