Salvation Army Denying Toys To Immigrants

Ken AshfordGodstuff2 Comments

Here's the Salvation Army mission statement: The Salvation Army, an international movement, is an evangelical part of the universal Christian Church. Its message is based on the Bible. Its ministry is motivated by the love of God. Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination. "Without discrimination". So … Read More

Christian Side Hug

Ken AshfordGodstuff1 Comment

For those of you who, like me, think that hip-hop/rap has been around waaaaay too long, I have some good news: that particular musical genre has officially died with this Christian rap song called "Christian Side Hug": The side hug is a safe "Christian" way to show affection because, as we all know, the full frontal hug often leads to … Read More

Worst Book Burning Ever

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About a month ago, I blogged about a "Halloween Hootenanny" which was to take place at the Amazing Grace Baptist Church down the road in Canton, NC.  There was going to be fried chicken, and book-burning.  Also burning of music: everything from rap to rock to country to contemporary Christian.  Oh, yeah — they were going to burn non-Kings James … Read More

Vaccine Waiver For Creationists

Ken AshfordAvian/Swine Flu, Godstuff, Health Care1 Comment

This guy has a good point.  If you don't believe in evolution, you should not be getting any flu or H1N1 vaccines.  Why not?  Because flu strains evolve each year, and since you don't believe that living things evolve, then why are you taking a vaccine shot every year?  Especially this year, when flu vaccines are in short supply? Instead, … Read More

Catholic Church Threatens To Stop Feeding The Homeless Over Gay Marriage Issue

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Because that's what Jesus would do? The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn't change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care. Under the … Read More

“Once On This Island” Too Offensive For One Uptight Pastor

Ken AshfordGodstuff, Theatre1 Comment

In my occasional forays into wingnuttia land, I often check the writings of Reverand Grant Swank, a columnist at Renew America and a pastor New Hope Church in Windham, Maine.  His writings are unintentionally hysterical. Imagine my joy when I read his latest column "Eastern Nazarene College anti-Christian play presented", which is essentially a reprint of an email he sent … Read More

“Anyone Can Be Killed”

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Francis Schaeffer was the father of the modern Christian Right.  An world-renowned evangelical in the 1970's, he was mentor to young religious "upstarts" like Jerry Falwell, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson and James Dobson — men who, in the 1980's, would combine their religion with conservative politics and bring it to the masses in the exploding media age.  Francis died in … Read More

Here’s A Halloween Hootenanny For Ya!

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Instead of trick-or-treating, how about piling those kids in the pick-up truck and taking a trip down the road to Canton, NC (near Asheville)? Here's what you can expect (image from their website): [NOTE: The website has been changed recently to include a burning fire background, rendering this page virtually unreadable.  Still, the text shown here remains the same.] From … Read More

Forgive Them, For They Know Not What They Do

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Years ago, Andrew Schlafly, the son of you-know-who, decided that Wikipedia was too liberal, and created Conservapedia, which… strives to keep its articles concise, informative, family-friendly, and true to the facts, which often back up conservative ideas more than liberal ones. Rather than claim a neutral point of view and then insert bias, Conservapedia is clear that it seeks to give … Read More