Quote Of The Day

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Conservative Ann Coulter lobs her usual grenades at the Democratic Party in her column today, and contrasts it with the Republican Party.  The title of her column is "Fork Replaces Donkey As Democratic Party Symbol", although I don’t understand (and Coulter never explains) the fork reference.  Maybe it has something to do with abortion, but frankly, that doesn’t make much … Read More

Exaggeration-Impaired

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From The American Spectator: In supporting your country’s war efforts, it’s quite logical to invoke dastardly actions of the enemy. Historically those actions have been grossly exaggerated or fabricated. In this case, exaggeration is not only superfluous it’s essentially impossible. While taking their lunch breaks from blowing up civilians they do saw through necks with knives. Actually, the overwhelming majority … Read More

Compelling Logic?

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2005 Wingnut Of the Year, John Hindrocket gushes over Bush’s speech in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday.  Hindrocket writes: You can read it all here. Please, please do. Here are a few excerpts, but they can’t begin to capture the sincerity and the compelling logic that President Bush put forward. Let me briefly address the "sincerity" issue. Nobody is seriously questioning the … Read More

Glass Houses

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He says he doesn’t want to do it, but he just might have to.  Bill O’Reilly is threatening to expose to personal lives of Bush critics like Frank Rich: O’REILLY: It’s a good question, Juan, and I don’t see it as a threat. I mean, I think you have to say to people, as we do with all our guests … Read More

This Is Not A Parody

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It’s early in 2006, but this article most assuredly will qualify as the dumbest article written this year . . . or any year for that matter. I can’t even attempt to summarize the author’s point, or the astoundingly inane and tortured logic he uses to support his point.  Just read it, and keep in mind that there is no … Read More

Neo-Bedwetters

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TBogg is tired of the conservative machismo from the right blogosphere.  It’s thinly-masked fear used as a moral justification for sacrificing our hard-fought constitutional liberties: Now I may not be as "emotionally or morally sophisticated" as Roger L Simon, but then I didn’t spend the afternoon of 9/11 flushing away my beliefs and convictions in a piddle-stained panic. So please … Read More

On The Leap Second

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Yes, we’re getting an extra second this year, or . . . um . . . next year.  Well, in between years.  Or something. Today, Steve Martin (yes, that one), speaking in the voice of Bill O’Reilly, reacts to the leap second: “Look, look, look, look. A leap second is a denial of everything American, of everything good, of everything … Read More

Vote Early And Often

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World O’Crap started off with something like thirty "candidates", and through voting, it has whittled the pack down to five. The election?  The "Ultimate Wingnut of 2005".  They are John Hindricket (of Powerline), Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Pastor J. Grant Swank, Jr., and Dr. Mike S. Adams, Ph.D. You can read samples of their work, and vote, here.

Forever Stupid

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From conservative Powerline blogger Paul Miregoff’s post "Forever Young": Vietnam and Watergate are seminal events for almost all liberals my age. Vietnam taught them to distrust the use of force by our military, and to despise leaders who aggressively use military force in the name of the national interest. Watergate confirmed that a leader who projects military force overseas for … Read More

The Ten Worst Americans

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There’s a blog meme going around wherein bloggers post their views on the Ten Worst Americans ever.  It started as a challenge to American bloggers from a Brit blog. I’m going to take a pass for now, but someone needs to tell this guy that Chief Opechancanough, who killed 400 colonists at Jamestown in the 1620’s, was not, you know, … Read More