Cooking Instructions

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Not to make light of mental illness, but: HAYDEN, Idaho (AP) — A man who believed he bore the biblical "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said. *** The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an … Read More

I Don’t Think You Can Do That

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In New York (ah, only in New York), two guys tried to cash their friend’s social security check.  Their friend had died, but they thought they could cash the check if they dragged (well, wheeled more like —  they used an office chair) their dead friend to the bank.  Which they did: "Witnesses observed Mr. Cintron flopping from side to … Read More

Our Supreme Court

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How did he get there? Justice Antonin Scalia said states have been careful to adopt procedures that do not seek to inflict pain and should not be barred from carrying out executions even if prison officials sometimes make mistakes in administering drugs. "There is no painless requirement" in the Constitution, Scalia said. Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Samuel Alito … Read More

Unconstitutional Gifts

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The AP reports: Motorists may be in for a surprise if they spot flashing red lights in their rearview mirrors in this Sacramento suburb [Rancho Cordova] during the holiday season. Police are stopping law-abiding motorists and rewarding their good driving with $5 Starbucks gift cards. A traffic officer came up with the idea to "promote the holiday spirit and enhance … Read More

Playing The Victim

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Conservatives often like to play the victim over imaginary threats (i.e., the left-wing conspiracy to attack Christmas [the so-called "War On Christmas"]), and I find that (for some reason) very very amusing. Some conservatives, however, let their imagination run away with them: A Princeton University junior who claimed to have been beaten by two men in black ski caps for … Read More

I Think I Saw This Movie

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From the Associated Press: ELIZABETH, New Jersey (AP) — Two inmates escaped from a county jail, hiding the holes they made in the walls by putting up photos of bikini-clad women, officials said.

Why I’m Against Megan’s Law

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This is why: Convicted rapist Michael A. Dodele had been free just 35 days when sheriff’s deputies found him dead last month in his aging, tan mobile home, his chest and left side punctured with stab wounds. Officers quickly arrested Dodele’s neighbor, 29-year-old construction worker Ivan Garcia Oliver, who made "incriminating comments, essentially admitting to his attacking Dodele," the Lake … Read More

Rape Culture

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As if the story of the KBR/Halliburton employee rape of an American staffer in Iraq isn’t bad enough… … it’s much worse when you take into account that KBR/Halliburton has tried to cover it up. … it’s much worse when you take into account that a law (passed by the GOP majority) makes any the KBR/Halliburton employees immune for prosecution … Read More

Halliburton Latest Venture In Iraq

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Stomach-turning: A Houston, Texas woman says she was gang-raped by Halliburton/KBR coworkers in Baghdad, and the company and the U.S. government are covering up the incident. Jamie Leigh Jones, now 22, says that after she was raped by multiple men at a KBR camp in the Green Zone, the company put her under guard in a shipping container with a … Read More

The Omaha Massacre

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Yikes. I was following the story at work, and when I tuned out, it seemed under control. Just found out the guy killed eight people. I was born in Omaha; my father is buried there; many relatives are there as well.  It’s why Omaha is on my "Live Webcam" stream on the righthand column. Mom reports all the rels are … Read More

Um….Why?

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Strangeness: Nine months ago …shopping bags, backpacks and purses were left around the subway system, then stealthily watched by undercover officers. They arrested anyone who took the items and walked past a police officer in uniform without reporting the discovery. Now, a new version of the operation has started to catch people in public places outside the subways, and at … Read More

Don’t They Screen These People?

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The chief operating officer of the National Children’s Museum was arrested Tuesday and is charged with distributing child pornography over the Internet, authorities said.  Story here.

Yet This Is The Harangue

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I’m warming up to the writings of Pastor Swank.  First of all, he’s prolific.  Second of all, he butchers the English language like no other Renew America columnist (except for, of course, Kaye Grogan). Take, for example, the opening graf in yesterday’s column: It is stupid for supposedly intelligent persons so flippantly to blame parents of children who murder or … Read More