Some Mormons Get Cosmic Comeuppance For Supporting Prop 8

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Heh:

Sonsprovo (Provo, UT) – It’s the sort of scandal the Mormon Church probably fears most.

At least four families settling in for the night to watch Sons of Provo got an eyeful when the film that popped up their screen was actually Adored: Diary of a Porn Star.

Artwork, liner notes and labeling said the film was Sons of Provo. Sons of Provo was written and directed by Will Swenson, who also stars as the lead singer of a Mormon pop band. Swenson and much of his cast are Latter Day Saints educators and the film was partially funded through donations to the Mormon church.

Adored However, the actual film on the DVDs was Adored: Diary of a Porn Star, a 2004 release for Wolfe Distribution which tells the story of gay porn star Riki Kandinsky (Marco Filiberti, who also wrote and directed the film) and his desperate attempts to reconnect with his family.

The goof was made at a Los Angeles based company both HaleStorm and Wolfe used to mass-produce the films.

But at least one Mormon has been boycotted effectively.  Americablog tells the story:

A friend tells me that there's a BIG musical theater in Sacramento, California called the California Music theater. It's been around for decades and, you might be shocked by this, but apparently there are gays who work in musical theater. Well, anyway, word get around in the past few days that the Artistic Director of the theater, one Scott Eckern, a nice Mormon boy, donated $1,000 to the hateful bigoted Yes on 8 campaign that repealed marriage for gay couples in California….

Now, here's the funny part. About two weeks ago, the hateful religious right and Mormon bigots running the Yes on 8 campaign threatened the livelihood of anyone who donated to the No on 8 campaign. Uh oh. I see a little goose and gander coming.

And what do you know. It seems our friend Scott has, um, angered the gays, to put it lightly. Marc Shaiman, composer of HAIRSPRAY, called Scott's theater, I'm told, and said he is pulling the rights from any of his shows, and is talking to other colleagues about doing the same. And a well known musical actress is now urging her friends to boycott working at the theater. Gosh, sounds like it's going to be hard for that theater to survive with Scott working there.

It's really too bad Scott's hateful bigoted friends in the religious right and in the Mormon Church outright threatened the livelihood of anyone donating to No on 8. That pretty much gives license to the other side – that would be the side protesting in the streets across California and Utah – to target the livelihood of anyone donating to Yes on 8.

Payback is a bitch. With very sharp heels.

Paying With Spider Drawings

Ken AshfordRandom Musings3 Comments

An apparently true e-mail exchange (Source)

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

Spider 

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached <spider.gif>

Spider 

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From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

Spider2 

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached <spider2.gif>

Spider2

Guess Who ELSE Has Been Hit Hard By The Economic Crisis?

Ken AshfordEconomy & Jobs & DeficitLeave a Comment

Santa:

Jfa0258l Santa won't be waving to the children of Bay City, Mich., this year — at least, not the giant illuminated Santa that used to perch on a downtown rooftop.

Mayor Charles M. Brunner made the call with a heavy heart. During long winter nights, it always gave him a lift to see the lights all aglow.

But this year, even Santa is getting downsized. It's too expensive for the struggling old lumber town to hoist him up to the roof and keep him twinkling.

With budgets tightening and corporate sponsors vanishing, communities from coast to coast have moved to trim the trimmings. They're hiring fewer elves and renting smaller floats for their Christmas parades. They're stringing fewer lights.

Santa bookings have dropped so steeply that the Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas, which represents 700 jolly souls in red velvet, held a series of meetings to discuss their economic survival. Among the tips: If clients can't afford an extended Santa visit at $125 an hour, offer them a quickie drop-in. "Have him read a story to the group instead of having everyone come sit on Santa's lap," suggests Nicholas Trolli, who says bookings are down 50% for the 20 Santas he represents along the East Coast.

This trend of skimping on civic cheer comes as a blow to many families. Their holidays at home will be more modest this year. Office parties will also be subdued. Now they can't even count on cherished holiday traditions in the town square.

Speaking of Santa, residents of the Triad should be sure not to miss "The Eight: Reindeer Monologues" next week/weekend.  I play Comet.

The Cost Of Reconstruction In Iraq

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

It's here!  It's here!  The new quarterly report from the Special Inspector General for Iraqi Reconstruction (October 2008) has arrived! 

In the report, you'll find lots of PDFs and Excel spreadsheets explaining how your hard-earned tax dollars are being put to good use over there.

Smythe_disguise For example, the 15th Finance Battalion spent $35.80 on "disguises".  Because you know how those guys in the Fighting Fifteenth Finance are, right?  Cloak-and-dagger, all the way.

The boys at the 15th also spent $199.60 for eight laser pointers, because you can never have enough of those, right? 

And $1,134 on curtains, because the others ones clashed.

Contractor Brigade Quartermasters, LTD spent $803 on handcuff pouches, because (I'm guessing) their handcuffs were getting dusty or lost.  And you can't foster a growing democracy with smudgy or missing handcuffs.

Another contractor charged the U.S. government $1,800 for designing a web site, which seems like a lot.  But then again, it was 20 pages, so….

Clothing seemed to be an issue.  Maybe some of these contractors' employees forgot to pack before they went over there.  Highcom Security, for example, ordered 2,500 pairs of white socks, sizes 9-13 ($3,750). 

All_inone Another contractor ordered "THERMAL UNDERWEAR, BOTTOM, SIZE X-LARGE" this past fiscal quarter, because it gets really cold in Iraq during the summer, I guess.  That cost American taxpayers an incredible $10,779.45.  I can assume that this contractor ordered many x-large pairs; either that, or there is some contract employee in Iraq with a really big butt.

Contractor Advanced Technology Computers charged the government $3,282.54 for "Microsoft Office 2003 and Adobe Photoshop".  In the future, they could probably save some money by buying it from Circuit City.  Okay, maybe not Circuit City, but Best Buy. 

And as for the contractor who bought Microsoft Flight Simulator — another essential thing for the reconstruction of Iraq, I'm sure you'll agree — well, I'm not sure that was $679.50 well-spent.  Perhaps, he should check out Best Buy, too.  Or order from Amazon.

Rosenbauer America, LLC spent $2,224,434 to buy three firetrucks, which seems like a lot to me. Maybe they should have just taken a cue from the other guy and simply bought Microsoft Firetruck Simulator.

Okexpress-firetruck And Rosenbauer America also had to buy the manuals for the firetrucks separately (at a cost of $1,800).  You would think the manuals would come with the firetrucks for free.  Did they look in the glove compartment? 

Oh well.  What's done is done.  At least they know how to work them now.

In fact, manuals were a pretty hot ticket item.  One other contractor spent $500 for a manual for a "truck, cesspit".  That might sound like a lot of money for a manual about a truck and cesspool, but it was probably hand-calligraphied by monks, and bound in leather and goldleaf.  Nothing but the finest for our cesspool/truck operators in Iraq.

A contractor named "ESS" charged the government $18.9 million for "definitizing the basic contract".  I don't know what that means, but I think I'm going to quit my job and become a definitizer.  Sounds like good money.

My favorite entry comes from an unnamed contractor who conducted "S&A OBLIGATION FOR PR W915WE61298606".  I don't know what that job entailed, but you can't complain that he overcharged.  In fact, he charged the U.S. government $0.01 for his services.  And he earned every penny of that penny, because he actually got paid.

Secret Service Code Names

Ken AshfordRandom Musings1 Comment

Trivia, but interesting:

  • President-elect Barack Obama: Renegade
  • Michelle Obama: Renaissance
  • Malia Obama: Radiance
  • Sasha Obama: Rosebud
  • Vice President-elect Joe Biden: Celtic
  • Jill Biden: Capri
  • President George W. Bush: Tumbler
  • First Lady Laura Bush: Tempo
  • Bill Clinton: Eagle
  • Hillary Clinton: Evergreen
  • Chelsea Clinton: Energy
  • George Bush: Timberwolf
  • Barbara Bush: Tranquility
  • Jimmy Carter: Deacon
  • Rosalynn Carter: Dancer
  • Amy Carter: Dynamo
  • Ronald Reagan: Rawhide
  • Nancy Reagan: Rainbow
  • Gerald Ford: Passkey
  • Betty Ford: Pinafore
  • Ricahard Nixon: Searchlight
  • Pat Nixon: Starlight
  • Lyndon Johnson: Volunteer
  • Lady Bird Johnson: Victoria
  • Lynda Bird Johnson: Velvet
  • Luci Baines Johnson: Venus
  • John F. Kennedy: Lancer
  • Jacqueline Kennedy: Lace
  • Caroline Kennedy: Lyric
  • John F. Kennedy Jr.: Lark
  • Dwight Eisenhower: Providence
  • Harry Truman: General
  • Ted Kennedy (during 1970 campaign): Sunburn
  • Kitty Dukakis: Panda
  • Scott McClellan: Matrix
  • Jed Bartlett: Eagle and Liberty
  • C.J. Cregg: Flamingo
  • Zoey Bartlett: Bookbag

I only knew the last three.

I wondered what good it does to have secret code names if they newspaper is going to publish them, but according to the Trib, they don't have any security purposes anymore. 

Now, it's just a way for the Secret Service to amuse themselves, apparently.

PNAC 2.0

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/Torture1 Comment

Think Progress:

It looks like Bill Kristol may be making good on his threat to revive the Project for the New American Century. Since May, visitors to PNAC's website were informed that "this account has been suspended," but now the website is back up, though it does not seem to have been updated with any new material.

PNAC's militaristic ultra-nationalism is implicated in some of the worst mischief of the Bush years, from the "global war on terror" to the invasion of Iraq to President Bush's support for Israel's refusal to negotiate with the Palestinians. Many of its members served as advisers to John McCain's presidential campaign. Bill Kristol is still listed as PNAC's chairman, and is known to be "exceptionally close" to the senator. McCain's top foreign policy aide, Randy Scheunemann, serves as PNAC's project director. McCain spokesperson Michael Goldfarb is also listed as a PNAC research associate.

Members of the original PNAC, or signatories to their Statement of Principles, included Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Scooter Libby, John Bolten, and Donald Rumsfeld.

A PNAC publication written in September 2000 (PDF format), opined that if the United States was attacked in a "Pearl Harbor" kind of way, that could be used as a means to sway the public into supporting an invasion against Iraq.  One year later, that's exactly what happened, and that's exactly what we did.

So PNAC is back.  Because it worked so well the first time.

Don’t Let Your Door Hit Your Ass On The Way Out

Ken AshfordBush & Co.Leave a Comment

He's been teetering on the brink for, well, years, now… but Bush has never quite had the lowest approval numbers in presidential history (well, or at least for as long as they measure those things).

But no more.

A full 76% of Americans not disapprove of Bush.  That's worse than Nixon at the height of Watergate (66% disapproval), and the record loaw of Truman during his last year in office (67%).

I almost feel sorry for the guy.  What must that feel like?

Joe Scarborough Drops The F Bomb…

Ken AshfordRight Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

…but, you know, no biggie.  Honest mistake.  He apologized; they moved on.  The world didn't come to an end….

Of course, they may be some petard-hoisting in the offing.  After all, on October 27, 2003, Scarborough expressed extreme anger that the FCC refused to impose fines on ABC when Bono used "the 'F' word" during a live broadcast of the Golden Globe Awards:

"The show was live, and unlike SCARBOROUGH COUNTRY, the "F" word was not bleeped out. Earlier this month, the FCC ruled that Bono's acceptance speech and his use of the word that began with an "F" was not a violation of indecency rules. . . .. Robert, it was at 8:00. Kids were watching this. You've studied television and pop culture. What does it say about our FCC that we've come this far or you could say gone this far backward that somebody could say the "F" word on TV and get the federal government's approval?"

Indeed.

Obama Change (Gitmo Version)

Ken AshfordConstitution, Courts/Law, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Already Obama is gearing up to reverse the Bush position with respect to Gitmo detainees.  Unlike Bush, who doesn't believe in the right to a speedy and fair trial is part of those God-given rights that we hold to be self-evident, Obama is

…quietly crafting a proposal to ship dozens, if not hundreds, of imprisoned terrorism suspects to the United States to face criminal trials, a plan that would make good on his promise to close the Guantanamo Bay prison but could require creation of a controversial new system of justice.

It's "controversial" because nobody knows exactly what that "new system of justice" will look like.  But still, at least it is ostensibly a system of justice — one that is more transparent — which is far more preferable than what Bush did (leaving the Gitmo detainees to sit there for years, sometimes without even charging them, much less convicting them, of any crime).

Even the Supreme Court this year, in Boumediene v. Bush, shot down Bush administration’s practice of holding terrorism suspects at Guantanamo Bay in indefinite detention.  The Bush administration had argued to the court that Gitmo is a "law free zone".

Nice, huh?

I mean, some of these guys may be innocent.  For example, while we were all focused on the election last week, government prosecutors were quietly dropping some of the charges against some of the detainees.

So this move by Obama is a good thing, although, as the AP article suggests, it's not without its share of legal landmines.  More to come, I'm sure.

About All Those Emails From Barack Obama That You Received….

Ken AshfordObama & Administration1 Comment

Guess what?

You're not done getting them:

Obama aides and allies are preparing a major expansion of the White House communications operation, enabling them to reach out directly to the supporters they have collected over 21 months without having to go through the mainstream media.

They're going to be used to urge you to do certain things like "push reluctant members of Congress to support legislation, to offer feedback on initiatives and to enlist in administration-supported causes in local communities."

I guess that's okay.  I mean, Obama has said many times that he alone isn't the agent of change, and it's going to require efforts on the part of all of us.

But there's going to be a law-of-diminishing-returns thing with these emails.  I mean, if I get them 5 or 6 times a week, I'm probably just going to tune them out pretty quickly.  I suspect most people will.

A Fatwa I Can Get Behind

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Whenever you hear about Muslim clerics issuing a fatwa, it just makes you want to run for the nearest bomb shelter.

Fortunately, this one is a pretty good fatwa:

Muslim clerics from around India approved a fatwa against terrorism Saturday at a conference in Hyderabad.

Maulana Qari Mohammad Usman Mansoorpuri, president of the Jamaiat-Ulama-i-Hind, called terrorism the most serious problem facing Islam, The Hindu reported. He blamed Islamic radicals for their actions and the news media for failing to distinguish between the radicals and the majority of Muslims.

Cool.  I hope this means we'll be able to carry shampoo in our luggage now.