The Dynastification of American Politics

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

Like many, one of my chief problems with Hillary isn’t Hillary per se, but the whole idea of politics in this country being headed by only two families in the past 20 years.

Last night at Dartmouth, a student raised this issue with Bill Clinton:

Moments later, Clinton — his voice hoarse, sometimes cracking — took arguably the toughest question of the night, courtesy of a tall, blond 19-year old freshman wearing a bright red sweater. "My main concern is, if Hillary were elected, it would create a dynastification of American politics. Bush, Clinton, Bush. What do you think?" asked Sebastian Ramirez, standing less than a hundred feet from the former president.

Clinton responded, to rolling laughter across the room, "I’m not responsible for the 12 years that the American people gave to the Bushes."

That’s actually not a bad answer.  Why should it be held against Hillary if the country put the Bushes in office?

Sir Mix-A-Lot Likes Genius-Breeders

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Hmmmm:

Universities of Pittsburgh and California (Santa Barbara) researchers found that women with “hourglass” figures are more intelligent than women with round or straight bodies, and tend to give birth to children who are more intelligent.   

The hourglass-shaped woman is defined as one whose shape consists of a smaller waist than hips. 

These hourglass-shaped women were found to also produce more intelligent children, which the study concludes is due to having more omega-3 fatty acids stored in their hips, which is not found as much in other shaped women.

My Response To A Senile Old Man

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

First the senile old man:

My response:

Millard Fillmore?  Polk?  Taft?  These are all silly names when you think about it.  The reason, Andy, you can’t fathom a "President Huckabee" or a "President Obama" is because of your failure of imagination.  I used to like your social commentary, but your ever-drying brain is just turning you into a sad pathetic curmugeon who can’t understand anything more contemporary than, say, the radio.  Time to retire. my friend.  Off to the porch, where you can yell at the neighbor’s kids to get off your lawn.

The Subtle Smearing Of Hillary

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

Honestly, this is ridiculous. 

After months and months of labelling Hillary Clinton has being too harsh and cold (or, as my mother would say, not very "womanly"), now they’re coming after Hillary from the other side.

You see, according to reports, tears welled up in Hillary’s eyes at a campain stop this morning.  Naturally, this begs the media to ask:

Can Clinton’s Emotions Get the Best of Her?

N.Y. Senator’s Recent Displays of Emotion Have Political Analysts Buzzing

So first she’s too macho; then she’s a bag of unstable emotions.

You know, maybe America isn’t ready for a woman president.  Or, at least, the media isn’t.  They simply can’t get past the fact that she’s a woman — as if that makes any difference?

Listen, could someone in the media write a piece about exactly how a female candidate may show emotion, when and where?

UPDATE:  Video of Hillary tearing up is here.  Despite what is being written, I actually think it helps her. 

First of all, she’s emotional, but she’s composed.  She continues to talk.  And there’s no doubt she’s sincere in what she’s saying.

All in all, the video places Clinton in a good light.  Not a negative one.

UPDATE  Ezra Klein found Hillary’s emotions justifiable and adds:

Which makes this statement by John Edwards particularly classless:

"I think what we need in a commander-in-chief is strength and resolve, and presidential campaigns are tough business, but being president of the United States is also tough business," Edwards told reporters Laconia, New Hampshire.

Assuming the quote and context is correct, I think it’s appalling that Edwards attempted to equate a momentary display of emotion with an absence of strength and resolve. Obama, by contrast, struck the right note:

"I didn’t see what happened," he said, but added, "I know this process is a grind. So that’s not something I care to comment on."

Carpetbagger, after noting how often House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) openly weeps, weighs in too:

On a related note, I was disappointed by Edwards’ reaction.

John Edwards was asked in Lakeport about reports that Hillary had teared up.

“I really don’t have anything to say about that,” he said. “I think what we need in a commander in chief is strength and resolve, and presidential campaigns are a tough business, but being president of the United States is also a very tough business. And the president of the United States is faced with very very difficult challenges every single day, difficult judgments every single day. What I know is that I’m prepared for that, and I’m in this fight for the middle class, for the future of this country, for the long haul.”

If this is an accurate quote, it’s a surprisingly cheap shot. Clinton wept, so she lacks “strength”? She teared up, so she’s unprepared for “tough business”? He’s more “prepared” because he didn’t cry?

If this really was Edwards’ response, I have to admit, I’ve lost some respect for him.

I have to agree.  Not cool John.  Not cool.

The Creepy New Fad

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values1 Comment

Jaime2Fake babies.

So far, it seems to be a Britain thing.  Apparently, women are ordering custom-made fake babies that look remarkably real, and then walking around treating them like, you know, real babies.  They’re available on eBay, too.  I’m not talking about doing it for a week or two as part of an exercise in high school home economics.  These are grown women doing this, apparently to fulfill some maternal instinct:

One of the women, Sue, said she’s spent almost $30,000 on these dolls. She even buys it clothes and takes it to the park and shit. She even fills a bottle with fabric softener, because it looks like milk. She says the babies satisfy her maternal instincts without commitment. Sue has 9 of them and is expecting another. She said, “I don’t see any of my girls as real babies. I know they’re dolls. I’m under no illusion but it’s just where I haven’t got children I guess there is still that female instinct in me.”

There’s a Channel 4 documentary on the subject — you can see all of it (in five parts) on Youtube.

UPDATE:  The real thing, for those of you confused…

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U2: The Choice Of Candidates

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NPR:

When Barack Obama took the stage in DeMoines to deliver his impassioned Iowa caucus victory speech, U2’s song "City of Blinding Lights" preceded him. On the same night, John Edwards’ address to his supporters was also paired with a U2 song, "In The Name of Love?" Since when has U2 become the band to sum up American sentiment? Or is it just that they are one of the biggest band in the world and summing up the zeitgeist is part of their job?

I don’t know, but at least it’s not "Don’t Stop" or "Born In The USA".

Brave New World

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B_mccoffee_flickrIn the news: McDonalds, competing more and more with Starbucks (rather than Burger King and Wendy’s), will start hiring baristas.

McLatte, anyone?

I’m no business major, but I think this makes sense.  I think the coffee craze is big, and — like the article says — Starbucks doesn’t play well in middle America.  Kansans feel stupid asking for "venti" coffees.  Hell, I even feel pretentious when asking for a "venti", and I’m pretentious to begin with!

Thinking About New Hampshire

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

Well, contrary to my predictions (I’m wrong a lot folks), Obama’s Iowa win did lead to an Obama surge in New Hampshire.  He’s now 10-13 points above Hillary, according to some of the most recent polls:

USA Today/Gallup: Obama 41%, Clinton 28%, Edwards 19%

Zogby: Obama 39%, Clinton 29%, Edwards 19%

ARG: Obama 39%, Clinton 28%, Edwards 22%

CNN/WMUR/UNH: Obama 39%, Clinton 29%, Edwards 16%

Marist: Obama 36%, Clinton 28%, Edwards 22%

Rasmussen: Obama 39%, Clinton 27%, Edwards 18%

Suffolk University: Clinton 35%, Obama 33%, Edwards 14%

I still don’t know.  I actually caught much of the Democratic debate on Saturday, and I have to say, if undecideds were looking for a reason to back Obama, they didn’t have much to find.  He looked, in a word, tired.  Edwards, on the other hand, was dynamic and energetic, and did most of the heavy lefting against Hillary.  Obama was relegated to the "me, too — what John said, I agree" role.  No major flaws on Obama’s part, but if I had to choose a candidate solely on the basis of that debate, I would go with Edwards.

Of course, that was just one debate, and by all accounts, Obama’s energy and charisma is everywhere in New Hampshire.  He’s got people energized.  It would be a monstorous thing for him to pull off two wins.  Race clearly isn’t a factor in this campaign (there are only three black people in Iowa and New Hampshire combined)*.  Obama has always had South Carolina in the bag; if he wins new Hampshire, as expected (now), and South Carolina, as expected (always), this tight Democratic field turns into an Obama cakewalk.

[UPDATE:  Chris Bowers at OpenLeft, a guy clearly much smarter than me and who does this shit for a living, is inclined to think an Obama nomination is likely, but provides a cautionary note:

However, the point I want to make is that there is simply no guarantee that Obama will cruise to the nomination by winning New Hampshire. Further, from now through Super Tuesday, there are some states, such as Arkansas, Connecticut, Florida, New York and New Jersey, where Clinton is ahead by more than 19%. Collectively, these states mean that Clinton will only need to win California to maintain a national delegate lead. And yes, while Michigan, Florida and the super delegates are expected to simply throw their delegates to the national leader, what if, because of her advantage in the other states I just listed, super delegates, Michigan and Florida are the only things separating Clinton from a national delegate lead? Then, we have entered a true nightmare scenario, where internal party procedure could determine the nomination, rather than the Democratic electorate. Also, does anyone really think that Clinton wouldn’t have a big edge during an insider fight over internal party procedure?

Hmmmm….]

I will say one thing — if I hear the word "change" again, I just might strangle someone — a random person — out of sheer frustration.  It’s true — this election really is about change; I just get tired of hearing that word.  I’m struck by the fact that Hillary Clinton — a woman — has come to represent the anti-thesis of change.  She’s not doing a very good job of making the case that she represents something new in Washington.

Sadly, I don’t think Edwards is going to last much longer.  His showing in New Hampshire portends to be comparatively abyssmal.  Too bad, I would like him to stick around longer.  What happens when he drops out?  Well, it seems obvious to me — his supporters swing to Obama who is, well, not Hillary.  And that puts Obama in the catbird seat.

On the Republican side?  I think New Hampshire is going to mark the beginning of the end for Huckabee.  Although he might linger for a few more primaries, it will become, after New Hampshire, essentially a two-man race: McCain and Romney (the latter of whom apparently blew away his competitors in last night’s debate).  Giuliani, too, will hang on — at least until Florida, but will be out after he comes in second (or worse) there.

I can say quite confidently that the Republican candidate most Democrats would NOT like to see is John McCain.  There’s a culty aura around him.  I don’t fear him that much.  Remember, the by-word of this election — even among the GOP — is "change", and McCain doesn’t have a nice fit with that word.  He supports many of the Bush policies that independents have long rejected (i.e., the Iraq War).  He’s pro-amnesty for illegal aliens, which doesn’t endear him to the neo-cons.  And he’s as old as the hills, and prone to make mistakes.

Romney, I believe, would be a more formidable opponent for Democrats, although he’s not without his own problems.  He’s a MAJOR flip-flopper, having once been pro-choice and pro-gay marriage.  Those positions changed once he entered the race.  The social conservative set simply can’t trust him, and are likely to stay home.

All in all, it looks good for the Democratic nominee, whoever that is.  But one thing is for sure, in 48 hours, the game is going to change pretty dramatically.

* Not a true fact.

Hillary Haters

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Former Dan Quayle speechwriter Lisa Schiffren:

You know what? Deep in my psyche, in the place that kind of misses the toothache I’ve been prodding at with my tongue, I am having a tiny little pang of missing Hillary. Not her, but hating her. Hating Hillary has been such a central political impulse for so long now — 15 years — and I have had to work so hard to keep it up as she became more appealling looking, less shrill, more human — I don’t really know what I will do with that newly freed strand of energy.

I understand that some people don’t like Hillary, but I see this sort of sentiment more than I care to.  It’s not merely disliking Hillary or her policies or disagreeing with her capabilities as President.  Rather, it is an all-consuming loathesomeness toward Hillary which becomes part of one’s essence.

To hate a political candidate as part of one’s "central impulse" — and to carry that impulse for 15 years — and then to work hard at it in order to keep it up — well, that has got to qualify as some sort of pathology.

I find people like Ms. Schiffren to be pitiful.

The Posthumous Post of A U.S. Soldier In Iraq

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Here’s a post from Andrew Olmstead (posting as G’Kar) on a blog I regularly read, called Obsidian Wings.  The post is dated Sept. 22, 2007:

Let me begin with the standard disclaimers, despite which I am certain that at least one commenter will complain that I am in some way attempting to justify the Iraq War, the surge, the presidency of George Bush, tooth decay, world hunger, dogs and cats living together or worse. In fact, I think the war was a mistake, I suspect that the surge is going to be insufficient to turn the tide in Iraq, and I have precisely zero brief for George W. Bush, let alone tooth decay, or worse. [Update: I will confess to being agnostic about dogs and cats living together.] I don’t intend to support any of those things.

***

I don’t expect that we will make any big differences in Iraq. The government doesn’t appear to be interested in doing anything but preserve its power base, and I don’t know if that will change even if the U.S. does decide to actually pull out, which seems implausible in any case. I can’t make the Iraqi government work any better. I may not even be able to do much to make the Iraqi Army work any better. But I can try to help those Iraqis who want to make their country better succeed in their own small ways, and I can take advantage of my own position to directly aid Iraqis it is in my power to help. It doesn’t sound like much. It probably isn’t much. But few of us are destined to make a big difference in life; if I can make a little difference, that has to count for something.

Shortly after Christmas, in one of his last posts, he wrote:

Senator Clinton is still the odds-on favorite to be the next President of the United States. But I’ve seen little to suggest she or any other ‘serious’ contender will make any major improvement over the current occupant of the Oval Office. Nor is this a fault particular to Senator Clinton or any of the other candidates. It is a symptom of how Americans view their right to act in the world. Until such time as the voters of the United States realize that they have no particular right to bomb anyone simply because they think it’s for the best, we will be saddled with presidential candidates who work to become ‘comfortable’ with the use of military power.

Olmstead was killed in Iraq yesterday.  He provided Obsidian Wings with a post, only to published in the event he became a war casualty.  You can read the whole thing here, but here’s an excerpt:

As with many bloggers, I have a disgustingly large ego, and so I just couldn’t bear the thought of not being able to have the last word if the need arose. Perhaps I take that further than most, I don’t know. I hope so. It’s frightening to think there are many people as neurotic as I am in the world. In any case, since I won’t get another chance to say what I think, I wanted to take advantage of this opportunity. Such as it is.

What I don’t want this to be is a chance for me, or anyone else, to be maudlin. I’m dead. That sucks, at least for me and my family and friends. But all the tears in the world aren’t going to bring me back, so I would prefer that people remember the good things about me rather than mourning my loss. (If it turns out a specific number of tears will, in fact, bring me back to life, then by all means, break out the onions.) I had a pretty good life, as I noted above. Sure, all things being equal I would have preferred to have more time, but I have no business complaining with all the good fortune I’ve enjoyed in my life. So if you’re up for that, put on a little 80s music (preferably vintage 1980-1984), grab a Coke and have a drink with me. If you have it, throw ‘Freedom Isn’t Free’ from the Team America soundtrack in; if you can’t laugh at that song, I think you need to lighten up a little. I’m dead, but if you’re reading this, you’re not, so take a moment to enjoy that happy fact.

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I suppose I should speak to the circumstances of my death. It would be nice to believe that I died leading men in battle, preferably saving their lives at the cost of my own. More likely I was caught by a marksman or an IED [Note:  Apparently, it was the former – Ken]. But if there is an afterlife, I’m telling anyone who asks that I went down surrounded by hundreds of insurgents defending a village composed solely of innocent women and children. It’ll be our little secret, ok?

I do ask (not that I’m in a position to enforce this) that no one try to use my death to further their political purposes. I went to Iraq and did what I did for my reasons, not yours. My life isn’t a chit to be used to bludgeon people to silence on either side. If you think the U.S. should stay in Iraq, don’t drag me into it by claiming that somehow my death demands us staying in Iraq. If you think the U.S. ought to get out tomorrow, don’t cite my name as an example of someone’s life who was wasted by our mission in Iraq. I have my own opinions about what we should do about Iraq, but since I’m not around to expound on them I’d prefer others not try and use me as some kind of moral capital to support a position I probably didn’t support. Further, this is tough enough on my family without their having to see my picture being used in some rally or my name being cited for some political purpose. You can fight political battles without hurting my family, and I’d prefer that you did so.

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Soldiers cannot have the option of opting out of missions because they don’t agree with them: that violates the social contract. The duly-elected American government decided to go to war in Iraq. (Even if you maintain President Bush was not properly elected, Congress voted for war as well.) As a soldier, I have a duty to obey the orders of the President of the United States as long as they are Constitutional. I can no more opt out of missions I disagree with than I can ignore laws I think are improper. I do not consider it a violation of my individual rights to have gone to Iraq on orders because I raised my right hand and volunteered to join the army. Whether or not this mission was a good one, my participation in it was an affirmation of something I consider quite necessary to society. So if nothing else, I gave my life for a pretty important principle; I can (if you’ll pardon the pun) live with that.

UPDATE:  An article he wrote (with picture of him) last week for the Rocky Mountain News (Colo).

Interesting Uses For Your Camera Mobile Phone

Ken AshfordScience & TechnologyLeave a Comment

I must admit, I hadn’t thought of many of these, i.e.:

CarparkingCar Parking – Most shopping malls here have huge underground parking but there aren’t any signboards so it gets tough to locate the car. So when you park the car, just look towards the escalator (or the exit door) and take a picture or record some video. This will save lot of effort (and time) when you return with all those heavy shopping bags.