What’s So Great About Watching A Ball Drop?

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

You big city folk think yer so fancy with yer dropping mirror ball on New Year’s Eve?

Well, that ain’t nuthin’ compared to how we party in the New Year down here in Carolina.  No sirree. 

Betcha didn’t know that over yonder in Mt. Olive, we all celebrate the New Year by dropping a pickle.  Yat’s right — a pickle.  We run the dern thing up a flagpole and then slowly lower into into a pickle barrel at the stroke of midnight.  S’true.

Course that ain’t nuthin compared to Brasstown, North Carolina, where we drop a live possum in a cage.  Now that’s some old lang synein’!

Baby Name Remorse

Ken AshfordRandom Musings1 Comment

It happens more often than you think:

In a recent poll of 1,219 mothers conducted by BabyCenter.com, 10 percent considered changing their baby’s name. The reasons they gave ranged from being inspired by another name to having a relative disagree with the choice.

Regret is common after any big decision, and few prenatal decisions these days are as open to debate as picking a child’s name. Rare are the parents who haven’t invested in a small library of baby-name books or trolled the Internet for a name unique enough to be usefully Googled, but not so weird as to cause ridicule.

"Today, there’s this perception that naming a child is almost like naming a product — there’s this huge national drive now to not be like anyone else," says Laura Wattenberg, author of "The Baby Name Wizard" and founder of the blog BabyNameWizard.com.

Wonder if the parents of GeorgeBush Neeway will reconsider some day…..

By the way, BabyNameWizard.com has a nifty little java applet where you can see the popular baby names over the years….

Iowa Caucus

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The latest news has Clinton and Obama tied at 28 percent, with Edwards at 26 percent.

Let me make what will undoubtedly mark the beginning of a long string of inaccurate predictions: Edwards will win Iowa.  I say that because they like him there.  He’s been campaigning hard, and most importantly, he’s been there before.  They remember him from 2004, and they liked him then, too.

On the GOP side, Huckabee has 28 percent, followed closely by Romney at 26 percent.  I’ll go with Huckabee.

For what it’s worth, I’m still supporting anybody yet.  I’ve always leaned toward Obama, but lately he’s been running to the right [UPDATE: link added].  Things like, attacking trial lawyers.  Now that’s a conservative boogeyman.  (Note to America: attacking trial lawyers for lawsuits is misdirected.  People hire lawyers to file lawsuits; lawyers don’t bring the lawsuits themselves.  Blaming trial lawyers for an overly-litiguous society makes about as much sense as blaming doctors for cancer.  But I digress…)

Obama has also been running ads saying things like "Clinton would force people to buy insurance even if they can’t afford it" and "Barack Obama will cover everyone".  The first statement is simply another conservative lie, and the second statement is Obama’s own original lie.

It may be politically astute to run to the right of the other Democratic candidates, but as a general rule, I can’t warm up to a politician who acts that way purely for political expeidency.  Obama is going to have to straighten out and fly right left before he closes the deal on my vote.

Sara Jane Moore Released From Prison

Ken AshfordHistory2 Comments

She’s out.  Sara, now 77, was one of the two women who tried to shoot President Ford on separate occasions in September 1975. 

Moore tried it on September 22, 1975; Squeaky Fromme tried it earlier on September 5.  Fromme, a Charles Manson devotee (unlike Moore, who had her own reasons), is still in prison.

Moore’s shot missed Ford of course.  A bystander saw her and actually pulled her arm before she shot, but she managed to squeeze off a single bullet.

Here’s video of Sara Jane’s failed attempt:

How About Them Red Sox Patriots Celtics?

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Not a big basketball fan, but it is worth noting that the Celtics are off to a great seasonal start.  An historical one, if trends continue.  Right now, their winning percentage outpaces that of the 1995-96 Bulls, largely considered to be the best professional basketball team ever.

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I don’t know.  The Red Sox took the World Series.  The Patriots are clear favorites for the Super Bowl win.  And now the Celtics.

Sports fans everywhere are going to HATE Boston.

Recommended Reading

Ken AshfordAttorney Firings, Bush & Co., Courts/Law, Plamegate, War on Terrorism/Torture, Wiretapping & SurveillanceLeave a Comment

Slate’s Top Ten Bush Administration’s Dumbest Legal Arguments of the Year.  It’s a doozy.

Number one:

1. The United States does not torture.

First there was the 2002 torture memo. That was withdrawn. Then there was the December 2004 statement that declared torture "abhorrent." But then there was the new secret 2005 torture memo. But members of Congress were fully briefed about that. Except that they were not. There was Abu Ghraib. There were the destroyed CIA tapes. So you see, the United States does not torture. Except for when it does.

I Am Not Nostradamus

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_41209368_ball_203My 2007 predictions from last year (see this earlier post, dated December 26, 2006):

The Red Sox will not win the World Series.  This may not be a startling prediction, but it does serve a function: to prevent me from getting my hopes up.

Wrong.  Happily, wrong.

The Patriots will not win the Super Bowl.

I was right (I was talking about last season, not this one).

The situation in Iraq — particularly the U.S. troop levels will remain more or less the same, unless it doesn’t.  We’ll see a lot of news about involving "temporary" increases and decreases in deployment of troops, but it will more-or-less be the same.

Well, I guess I was wrong.  The "surge" and all.  Still, I think it is "more or less" the same.

The Bush Administration will do an about face on global warming.  Many, however, will wonder if it is just talk or if they are actually prepared to do something about it.

Wrong.

Dick Cheney will have a heart attack, and resign from office.  Elizabeth Dole will be replaced as Vice President.

Wrong.  But he did have a heart fibrulation or something, right?

Second Life will surge in popularity, eclipsing even MySpace.

I think Second Life surged a but, but it didn’t eclipse MySpace.

The "silly season" that will eventually become the 2008 Presidential Election will unofficially kickoff in December 2007.  (The Iowa Caucus actually is in January 2008).

Nope.  It started much earlier.

Joe Biden will announce his run for the presidency, but give up before the end of the year when he doesn’t raise enough money.  Nobody will notice, or even care.

Half right.

Rudy Guiliani will announce and drop out as well, due to his inability to get past questions regarding his personal life.

Half wrong.

Despite far more important news, the entire nation/media will become obsessed with some Terri Schiavo-like story during the summer.  It will not be a missing blonde white girl, nor will it involve a celebrity.  But it will involve a single person and will spark a national debate.  Like — I’ll go on a limb here — the kidnapping of an abortion doctor.

Ummmm….not really.

We’ll also put up with a couple of weeks in May/June where there will seem to be a rash of school shootings a la Columbine.

Nope, not really.

No terrorist attacks in the United States (thank God), although our embassies will be bombed in places not in the Middle East.  (I’m thinking Phillipines).

Half right.

A major plane crash in some Midwest city.  This will not be one of your run-of the-mill crashes at an airport, but something right in the heart of a major city.

Nope.

Corporate scandals on the upsurge again, starting with Apple Computer.  The Dow’s surge upward is anemic at best.

Well, maybe the subprime mess.  Nah.  Not really.  Wrong again.

Although cloned food has been deemed to be perfectly healthy and safe, many will still be nervous about it, and demand that cloned meats and veggies be labeled as such.

Nope.

Unexpected celebrity deaths:  Abe Vigoda (okay, it’s not that unexpected), Carol Burnett (car accident), Macauley Culkin (drug overdose), Paul Simon, Roslynn Carter (complications from stroke), James Garner (heart attack) and several drummers from various 1990’s bands.  One of the cast members of Friends will be shot in a restaurant by a deranged fan, starting a national discussion (again) on celebrity stalking.  Reese Witherspoon will get in a near-fatal car accident and have a leg or arm amputated.

Unbelieveably monsterously hideously wrong.

The next winner on American Idol will be a Spanish/Mexican woman from the West Coast, probably Washington.

Not bad prognostication here.  Jordin Sparks (from Arizona) won.  She’s female, but not hispanic.  The runner-up, Blake Lewis, was from Washington.

"You’re The One That I Want" will start off well in the ratings, and then tank.  I’ll still be watching.  By the way, the Broadway show revival of Grease (the grand prize) will suck at levels of suckitude heretofore unknown in theatrical history.

Nailed it!

The Academy Award for Best Picture of 2007 (which will be handed out in 2008) will have the name of an animal in the title.

Doubtful I got this right.  Unless Spiderman 3 gets an unexpected nod.

"24" and "Lost" will be cancelled when ratings fall off, as people get bored of the concept.  Science fiction/space shows will make a comeback.

Wrong on all counts.

Bell bottoms make (yet another) comeback, although this time their renaissance isn’t confined to jeans.

Um, wrong?

UPDATE:  Speaking of prognostication, how about this guy, who wrote on September 17, 2007:

It’s why, absent catastrophic injury, New England can win every football game it plays this season.

2008 Predictions

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From Safire’s annual column.  The rules: for each item, choose one, all or none.:

1. The business headline of the year will be:

(a) Big Bounce to 15,000 Dow After Soft Landing

(b) Recession Has Brokers Selling Apples for Five Euros on Wall Street

(c) Subprime Mess Was Greatly Exaggerated

(d) China Buys Boeing

My guess: (a)

2. The Academy Award for Best Picture will go to:

(a) “There Will Be Blood”

(b) “Sweeney Todd”

(c) “American Gangster”

(d) “The Kite Runner”

(e) “Charlie Wilson’s War”

My guess: (a)

3. The Roberts Supreme Court will decide that:

(a) gun rights belong to the individual, but the Second Amendment’s key limitation is that gun possession should be “well-regulated”

(b) states can require voter ID to prevent fraud even if it reduces access

(c) lethal injection is not cruel or unusual punishment if it isn’t painful

(d) the “ancient right” of habeas corpus applies to Guantánamo detainees no matter what law Congress passes

My guess: All

4. The fiction sleeper best seller will be:

(a) “Missy,” a first novel by the British playwright Chris Hanna

(b) “Shadow and Light,” by Jonathan Rabb, set in prewar Germany

My guess: None

5. The nonfiction success will be:

(a) “American-Made: The Enduring Legacy of the W.P.A.,” by Nick Taylor

(b) “What Do We Do Now?” interregnum advice by Stephen Hess of the Brookings Institution

(c) “Counselor: A Life at the Edge of History” by Ted Sorensen, President Kennedy’s alter ego

(d) “Basic Brown,” a memoir by Willie Brown, former mayor of San Francisco

(e) “Human,” by the neuroscientist Michael Gazzaniga

(f) “Come to Think of It,” by Daniel Schorr

My guess: (f)

6. The media world will be rocked as:

(a) fizzling ratings for a China-dominated ’08 Olympics induce G.E. to sell NBC Universal to cable-departing Time Warner

(b) “pod push-back” by music customers threatens Apple’s dominance of digital music space

(c) Google challenges telecommunications giants by taking steps to provide both telephone and video on the Internet

My guess: (c, although that might happen in 2009)

7. In United States foreign policy debates:

(a) success in Iraq will embarrass cut-and-run Democrats

(b) failure in Iraq will sink stay-the-course Republicans

(c) Iraq muddling along won’t affect the American election

My guess: None (Iraq muddling — which is neither success nor faillure — will affect the election, to the benefit of the Democrats)

8. The de facto dictator truly leaving the political scene this year will be:

(a) Hugo Chávez

(b) Vladimir V. Putin (afflicted by the Time cover jinx)

(c) Robert Mugabe

(d) Fidel Castro

My guess: (d)

9. By year’s end, American diplomats will be negotiating openly with:

(a) Hamas

(b) the Taliban

(c) Iran

My guess: None

10. The two-state solution to the Arab-Israeli dispute appears when:

(a) a free election or civil strife in the West Bank and Gaza brings a unified, neighborly government to the Palestinians

(b) an Ehud Barak-Benjamin Netanyahu rematch results in a majoritarian, rightist coalition victory

(c) the Jerusalem division issue is resolved by expanding the official city limits to embrace two capitals

My guess: None

11. Assuming the Iowa caucuses to be meaningless pollster-media hype, the January primary state with the biggest influence on the outcome of both parties’ nominations will be:

(a) New Hampshire

(b) Michigan

(c) South Carolina

(d) Florida

My guess: (d)

12. The American troop level in Iraq at year’s end will be:

(a) the present 152,000

(b) the pre-surge 130,000

(c) 100,000 and dropping steadily

My guess: (c)

13. The issue most affecting the vote on Election Day will be:

(a) immigration: absorb ’em or deport ’em

(b) taxation: soak the rich or lift all boats

(c) health plans: incentivize or socialize

(d) diplomacy: accommodating realism or extending freedom

My guess: (b)

14. The presidential election will hinge primarily on:

(a) a debate blooper

(b) success or failure in Iraq

(c) Hispanic backlash

(d) a personal scandal

(e) a terror attack on the United States

(f) racism/sexism

(g) the economy, stupid

My guess: (a)

15. The Democratic ticket will be:

(a) Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama

(b) Obama-Clinton

(c) Clinton-Bill Richardson

(d) Obama-Joseph Biden

(e) John Edwards-Dianne Feinstein

My guess: (c)

16. The Republican ticket will be:

(a) Rudolph Giuliani-Mike Huckabee

(b) Mitt Romney-Gen. David Petraeus

(c) John McCain-Michael Bloomberg

My guess: (b)

17. The winning theme in November will be:

(a) time for a change

(b) don’t let them take it away

(c) experience counts

(d) nobody’s perfect

My guess: (a)

18. The election will be decided on:

(a) charisma

(b) experience

(c) character

(d) sex

(e) money

(f) issues

My guess: (c)

19. As 2009 dawns, Americans will face:

(a) a leftward march, with the Clintons in the White House and a Democratic Congress feeling no tax, entitlement or earmark restraint

(b) creative gridlock, as President McCain finds common ground with a centrist Democratic Congress

(c) a stunning G.O.P. conservative resurgence, with the equally long-shot Washington Redskins girding for the 2009 Super Bowl

My guess: (a) more than anything else.

If I remember, I’ll check back on this in one year…..

Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite

Ken AshfordHealth CareLeave a Comment

According to the Daily News, there is an epidemic in New York:

Amd_bedbugskinA bedbug epidemic has exploded in every corner of New York City – striking even upper East Side luxury apartments owned by Gov. Spitzer’s father, the Daily News has learned.

The blood-sucking nocturnal creatures have infested a Park Ave. penthouse, an artist’s colony in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, a $25 million Central Park West duplex and a theater on Broadway, according to victims, exterminators and elected officials.

Once linked to flophouses and fleabags, bedbug outbreaks victimize the rich and poor alike and are spreading panic in some of the city’s hottest neighborhoods.

"In the last six months, I’ve treated maternity wards, five-star hotels, movie theaters, taxi garages, investment banks, private schools, white-shoe law firms, Brooklyn apartments in Greenpoint, DUMBO and Cobble Hill, even the chambers of a federal judge," said Jeff Eisenberg, owner of Pest Away Exterminating on the upper West Side.

The numbers are off the charts: In 2004, New Yorkers placed 537 calls to 311 about bedbugs in their homes; the city slapped 82 landlords with bedbug violations, data show.

In the fiscal year that ended in June, 6,889 infestation complaints were logged and 2,008 building owners were hit with summonses.

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The small, wingless, rust-colored insects hitch rides on clothing, luggage, furniture, bedding, bookbags, even shoelaces. They’ve been spotted in cabs and limos, as well as on buses and subways.

There’s even talk of creating a Bedbug Task Force, which I think would look hysterical on someone’s resume.

Plays Well With Others

Ken AshfordTheatreLeave a Comment

Nice article in the New York Times about the crop of Broadway shows this past year.  The thrust is that star vehicles seem to have been decidely duds this year, while plays featuring ensemble acting are acquiring critical and box office success.  Examples of the former include "Young Frankenstein".  Example of the latter include "The Homcoming", "The Seafarer", "August: Osage County" and Mark Twain’s "Is He Dead?".

Read the whole thing.

The Ten Most Anticipated Movies Of 2008

Ken AshfordPopular Culture1 Comment

And — with the possible exception of Cloverfield — there’s not a single one I’m the slightest bit interested in seeing.

Meanwhile, they omitted this movie, which I am interested in seeing:

By the way, I largely agree with Heather about Sweeney Todd, although I have to say that Helena Bonham Carter was atrocious.  I understand that she went a different direction than Angela Lansbury, taking out the comical elements.  The problem was that she didn’t replace that void with, well, anything.  And can she sing?  OMG, no.

A North Carolinian Canvasser Experiences New Hampshire

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

Yes, I know:

If you’ve never seen New England blanketed with two feet of snow, you have missed out on one of life’s glories. The already picturesque towns and even the cities take on a Christmas card/gingerbread village look that, combined with the crisp coolness and fresh air, way surpasses the two-dimensional Currier and Ives.

And when the snow is actually falling, even the dirtiest urban industrial zones take on an expectant silence, where all the brown and gray crusty crud piles from former storms get coated with fresh white blanket and the streets and sidewalks become pristine self-cleaned carpets. Your nose tickles. Everyone seems happier.

Read the whole thing.  Nice pictures, too.

When I was up there, we were only visited by one canvasser — a Ron Paul guy.  He really shouldn’t have been there — my Mom lives in an apartment building where you have to be buzzed in.

But the political TV ads and yard signs were out in full force, and politics was very much in the cold new Hampshire air.  Many candidates and their ralies were within 15 to 20 minutes drive, even though it was Christmastime.  Hillary and Chelsea bought Christmas presents on Main Street of my hometown.

It’s not like it used to be though.  The candidates rarely go door-to-door themselves nowadays.  But it is still retail politics at its core.  A shame the rest of the country can’t experience it.

Squandering America’s Leadership

Ken AshfordBush & Co., War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Today’s New York Times editorial says everything that needs to be said in these four simple paragraphs:

There are too many moments these days when we cannot recognize our country. Sunday was one of them, as we read the account in The Times of how men in some of the most trusted posts in the nation plotted to cover up the torture of prisoners by Central Intelligence Agency interrogators by destroying videotapes of their sickening behavior. It was impossible to see the founding principles of the greatest democracy in the contempt these men and their bosses showed for the Constitution, the rule of law and human decency.

It was not the first time in recent years we’ve felt this horror, this sorrowful sense of estrangement, not nearly. This sort of lawless behavior has become standard practice since Sept. 11, 2001.

The country and much of the world was rightly and profoundly frightened by the single-minded hatred and ingenuity displayed by this new enemy. But there is no excuse for how President Bush and his advisers panicked — how they forgot that it is their responsibility to protect American lives and American ideals, that there really is no safety for Americans or their country when those ideals are sacrificed.

Out of panic and ideology, President Bush squandered America’s position of moral and political leadership, swept aside international institutions and treaties, sullied America’s global image, and trampled on the constitutional pillars that have supported our democracy through the most terrifying and challenging times. These policies have fed the world’s anger and alienation and have not made any of us safer.

But keep in mind:

Glenn Greenwald reminds us the Democrats have been complicit in the Administration’s illegal spying, in waging illegal wars, in creating a CIA monster, in sanctioning torture, in destroying the 4th Amendment, in illegal kidnappings and detentions and the assault on habeas corpus, and in creating kangaroo courts. As much as the Administration’s arrogant defiance and contempt for the rule of law, the Democrat’s meek protests and their refusals time and again to stand up to these outrages dismayed their supporters and created a sense of helplessness, a feeling there is nothing our political institutions can or will do to do cure this sickness.

Forget Dropping Balls

Ken AshfordRandom Musings1 Comment

The best New Year’s I’ve ever had was in Madrid Spain.  In the Nocheviela ("Old Night") festivities, people gathered in the town plaza and, by tradition, ate a grape for each of the 12 bell tolls.

You’re supposed to wear red underwear too — for good luck in the coming year — but I didn’t.  A few days later my passport was stolen.

About Time

Ken AshfordTheatreLeave a Comment

They’re finally making the Fred Astaire-Cyd Charrise movie musical The Bandwagon (which features the song "That’s Entertainment") into a stage musical.

Best of all, it looks like some of the film’s weakest moments were those which were added by the studio after Comden and Green left the project.  The stage musical will be more faithful to the original movie that didn’t get made.

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