The Imperial Presidency

Ken AshfordBush & Co., Iraq, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Good NY Times review of two new books: DEAD CERTAIN: The Presidency of George W. Bush, by Robert Draper and THE TERROR PRESIDENCY: Law and Judgment Inside the Bush Administration by Jack Goldsmith.

The first book, "Dead Certain" is probably the more interesting in that the author, Robert Draper, had a lot of access to President Bush and his aides, including six private interviews with the President.  The premise of the book is not that the President is stupid, but intellectually uninvolved.  He believes what he believes, and nothing will move him off the mark, including things like facts.  As the review explains:

Bush knows he is right. When facts turn out to get in the way, he brushes them off. When “Mission Accomplished” turned sour in Iraq, when various supposed bench marks of success did not stop the bloodshed, the president remained utterly confident of victory. He was sure, Draper writes, that “history would acquit him.”

These are some of the words Draper uses in discussing Bush: “certitude,” “intransigence,” “his obstinate streak,” “compulsive optimism.” “I truly believe we’re in the process of shaping history for the good,” Bush told Draper early this year. “I know, I firmly believe, that decisions I have made were necessary to secure the country.”

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The way Bush sold the country on going to war against Iraq is well traced by Draper in quotations from speeches in late 2002. Saddam “is a man who would likely team up with Al Qaeda,” Bush said on Nov. 3. Later the same day: “This is a man who has had contacts with Al Qaeda. … He’s the kind of guy that would love nothing more than to train terrorists and provide arms to terrorists.” The next day: “Imagine a scenario where an Al Qaeda-type organization uses Iraq as an arsenal.” And repeatedly, Draper says, Bush used the line: “This is a man who told the world he wouldn’t have weapons of mass destruction, promised he wouldn’t have them. He’s got them.”

Draper says bluntly that “Bush wasn’t relying on intelligence to buttress his claims of Saddam’s dark fantasies of plotting attacks on America with Al Qaeda, or of direct contact with Al Qaeda. For no such intelligence existed.” But the scary talk worked. In time millions of Americans believed, in the teeth of reality, that there were Iraqis on the planes that struck the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001.

He provides another example, showing that that lack-of-fact-based certitude extended to Cheney:

Draper has a telling quotation that I had not seen before. Vice President Dick Cheney is trying to persuade Dick Armey, the Republican House majority leader, who was skeptical about a war on Iraq, in a private meeting in September 2002: “We have great information. They’re going to welcome us. It’ll be like the American Army going through the streets of Paris. They’re sitting there ready to form a new government. The people will be so happy with their freedoms that we’ll probably back ourselves out of there within a month or two.”

Yup.  The Iraqis would throw roses at us, and we would be out of there in a month or two.

An abysmal ignorance of Iraq and Islam underlay such beliefs. The Economist, which still doggedly supports the Iraq effort, wrote recently (in an article not about Bush but about former Prime Minister Tony Blair, whose support for the war had some calling him Bush’s poodle), “Only an historical illiterate would have assumed that the divided Iraqis were bound to thank their invading liberators and coalesce in democratic government.” One has to wonder whether George W. Bush had heard about the division between Shiites and Sunnis when he decided on war.

They say that "a little knowledge" is a dangerous thing.  The Bush Administration’s reliance on their beliefs, rather than evidence and facts and information, proves the veracity of this maxim.  They are not stupid; they are ignorant — the difference being that a stupid person cannot comprehend the facts staring him in the face, and an ignorant person doesn’t see the facts staring him in the face.  In Bush’s case, the ignorance was willful.  We need to remember that as we hear the war drums beat for military action against Iraq.

Flashback: DOJ Official Undertook Waterboarding, Thought It Was Torture, And Got Fired

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

From ABC News:

A senior Justice Department official, charged with reworking the administration’s legal position on torture in 2004 became so concerned about the controversial interrogation technique of waterboarding that he decided to experience it firsthand, sources told ABC News.

Daniel Levin, then acting assistant attorney general, went to a military base near Washington and underwent the procedure to inform his analysis of different interrogation techniques.

After the experience, Levin told White House officials that even though he knew he wouldn’t die, he found the experience terrifying and thought that it clearly simulated drowning.

Having experienced it firsthand, he went and wrote a memo in December 2004 — which you can read in full (PDF format) here — although the first sentence says it all:

"Torture is abhorrent both to American law and values and to international norms."

He was in the process of writing a second memo, seeking to impose "tighter controls on the specific interrogation techniques."  But he never finished it:

He was forced out of the Justice Department when Gonzales became attorney general.

He was replaced with Steven Bradbury, who was more than happy to give Gonzales the legal advice he wanted (i.e., that waterboard is teh awesome and like totally legal).

Marty Lederman, who used to work at the Office of Legal Counsel ("OLC") reacts:

I have been reluctant to say such things before now, but those stubborn facts keep adding up, and . . .it’s hard to resist the simple conclusion that Gonzales and others were engaged, not only in an effort to completely distort the proper function of OLC (see generally Jack Goldsmith’s book), but also in a conspiracy to violate the Torture Act and the War Crimes Act (which at the time prohibited such conduct). When responsible, thoughtful lawyers — loyal conservative, Republican lawyers, mind you — told them that what they had approved was unlawful, they got rid of the lawyers, and hired another willing to provide alternative advice that no one could have sincerely believed (and then rewarded the lawyer who was willing to sign his name to that advice).

I’m trying to avoid hyperbole, honest. But how is this not a huge scandal? [More heated remarks removed upon calmer reflection.]

UPDATE: More on waterboarding:

This is what it has come to:

The top legal adviser within the US state department, who counsels the secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice, on international law, has declined to rule out the use of the interrogation technique known as waterboarding even if it were applied by foreign intelligence services on US citizens.

Let’s be clear. Until the Bush Administration, there has been NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that waterboarding was torture and a violation of American and international law. What is the issue now? The issue is the Bush Administration authorized waterboarding. The Bush Administration committed war crimes. So now, to try and save themselves from this fact, they will accept the torture of Americans. Truly the most disgraceful Administration in history.

Ten Worst Album Covers Of All Time (And The Best One Of All Time)

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From Mental Floss:

10. Ken: By Request Only
I can assure you, Ken, we have only one request.
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9. Something Special from Jeff
Poor Jeff looks like death warmed over, from his Herman Munster tan to that funeral director suit. I just hope the “something special” he’s got for us doesn’t involve that hook. (Or perhaps that’s his instrument. After all, Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke played a prosthetic arm on his last solo album.)
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8. Joyce
This 1983 album is self-titled, but serious Joyce fans know it as “The Red Album.” One choice cut from this LP is “I Get All Excited.”
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7. Heino: Liebe Mutter
Keeping the rose theme going, German singer Heino was on his way to plant this rose bush when he stumbled into the photo studio.
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6. Orleans: Waking and Dreaming
I’ve had the naked-at-school dream plenty of times. But naked at the photo shoot? Also, notice how the photographer arranged them not according to height, but beardedness.
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5. Mike Terry Live At the Pavilion Theater, Glasgow: Volume 2
I can only imagine Mike Terry sounds a lot like he looks: like Elton John crossed with Liberace and fat, Vegas Elvis.
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4. Freddie Gage: All My Friends Are Dead
Nicknamed the Underworld Preacher, Gage is a reformed drug addict from Texas. This is an album with a good heart: a sermon aimed at teens which tries to tell them the truth about drug abuse. With an album cover like this, though, I’m betting Gage didn’t sell a lot of copies to anyone, young or old.
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3. At Play with the Playmates
Do their wives know about this? Good Lord — these guys look so natural on that bike! But seriously: this 50s vocal trio had a long career, and you can buy this album on Amazon right now.
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2. David Ingles: Satan Has Been Paralyzed
(Satan’s not the only one.) Ingles claims his music can heal you, fix your marriage and make you rich.
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1. Cody Matherson: Can I Borrow A Feelin’?
Cody had the great honor of having his album title stolen by the writers of The Simpsons: in the episode “A Milhouse Divided,” after Milhouse’s dad loses his marriage and hits rock bottom he records a terrible album called “Can I Borrow A Feeling?” Sounds like Matherson should borrow a lawyer.
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And speaking of album covers….

Here is undoubtedly the best.

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The question is…. can you name everyone on the cover?  This might help.

On Mukasey

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/Torture1 Comment

WaterboardingLook, I know I have biased political views, but I like to think I can at least understand both sides of any debate, even if I agree with only one side.

But I just don’t understand how there can be any doubt on this very simple question: Is waterboarding torture?

You can engage me in a debate about whether the United States should engage in torture (I’ll take the "no" side) and you can engage me in a speculative debate about where the United States does/should engage in waterboarding techniques (again, I’ll take the "no" side).

But the question on Mukasey’s table is quite simple and does not relate to what the United States is doing, might be doing, or should be doing.  Instead, it is a simple question: Is waterboarding torture?

Waterboarding, for those who don’t know, consists of immobilizing an individual on his or her back, with the head inclined downward, and pouring water over the face to force the inhalation of water and induce the sensation of drowning.  The goal of course is to get the individual to confess (although, like most torture techniques, he’s likely to say anything to get you to stop doing it).

To suggest that this isn’t torture — or to even balk at the answer — simply eludes my understanding.  We prosecuted Japanese war criminals in WWII for conducting waterboarding on prisoners.  So how can it NOT be torture?  Is it a crime only when they do it, and not when we do it?  Is it torture when they do it, and not when we do it?

Mukasey, of course, isn’t giving any answer, but dodging it.

If there was only some way we could get him to talk….

Not To Military-Bash…

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

… but I don’t have a lot of confidence in our military sometimes.

First, there was the incident in late August when a B-52 flew over America accidentally carrying nuclear warheads in what has been described as "one of the worst known breaches of nuclear weapons handling procedures in decades."

"Yeah", you may say.  "But it’s not like those warheads could actually drop by mistake".

Oh, yeah?

Navy Mistakenly Drops Dummy Bomb In Virginia Beach

So, to sum it up, we’ve got planes flying over the U.S. carry nuclear warheads, and planes accidently dropping bombs on America.  Imagine those two SNAFUs joining forces.

RELATED:  And just a month after "the worst known breach of nculear weapons handling procedure", we learn this:

The Pentagon was reeling last night from the American military’s second major nuclear weapons blunder in a month.

Congress is demanding a full scale investigation and serious questions are being asked about the competence of the officers in charge of the world’s mightiest arsenal.

The latest outrage came as Commander Michael Portland, the officer in charge of the USS Hampton, the most advanced nuclear attack submarine in the world, was fired after it was discovered that he had neglected to make basic daily safety checks.

The Pentagon said that it had lost confidence in Commander Portland’s leadership after checks showed that he had failed to analyse the chemical and radiological properties of the submarine’s nuclear reactor for a month.

It is considered vital that the reactor’s condition be fully examined every day so that any malfunction can be caught early.

If something went wrong with the reactor it could lead to a devastating nuclear accident.

The USS Hampton, currently docked in San Diego, is armed with nuclear torpedoes, nuclear cruise missiles and a massive mine-laying arsenal.

Shorter Townhall Columnists

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Shorter David Strom:  "OMIGOD!!1!!  Government of Minnesota is going to the Arctic!!!1!!"

Shorter Burt Prelutsky: "The Nobel Peace Prize would be much more relevant if they gave it to people who waged war."

Shorter David Limbaugh:  "Hillary is not indecisive; she’s inconsistent.  Oh, and a man, too.  Zing!!"

Shorter Lorie Byrd: "I haven’t quite been able to connect the whole Lewinsky ‘blue dress’ thing to Hillary yet, but give me time."

Shorter Mona Charon:  "It would be irresonsible for the Attorney General nominee to talk about what he thinks is ‘legal’ and what is ‘illegal’."

Shorter Charles Krauthammer: "Political family dynasties are bad if the family name is Clinton; good if the family name is Bush."

Shorter Brent Bozell III: "They sing a lot in the country of Estonia.  Seriously, that’s what I’m writing about today.  And I get paid for this, too."

Shorter John Hawkins: "Separation of church and state is only a good thing if we’re talking about liberal religions."

Shorter Donald Lambro: "Is Hillary Clinton electable?  I’ll let you know when the elections are over."

And one from Renew America….

Shorter Matt Barber:  "My little brother thinks we Christians spend too much time obsessing on the sin of homosexuality.  Tch.  What a fag."

Hell No They Won’t Go

Ken AshfordIraq1 Comment

Can the State Department force its employees to go to Iraq?

Uneasy U.S. diplomats yesterday challenged senior State Department officials in unusually blunt terms over a decision to order some of them to serve at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad or risk losing their jobs.

At a town hall meeting in the department’s main auditorium attended by hundreds of Foreign Service officers, some of them criticized fundamental aspects of State’s personnel policies in Iraq. They took issue with the size of the embassy — the biggest in U.S. history — and the inadequate training they received before being sent to serve in a war zone. One woman said she returned from a tour in Basra with post-traumatic stress disorder only to find that the State Department would not authorize medical treatment.

Yesterday’s internal dissension came amid rising public doubts about diplomatic progress in Iraq and congressional inquiries into the department’s spending on the embassy and its management of private security contractors. Some participants asked how diplomacy could be practiced when the embassy itself, inside the fortified Green Zone, is under frequent fire and officials can travel outside only under heavy guard.

Service in Iraq is "a potential death sentence," said one man who identified himself as a 46-year Foreign Service veteran. "Any other embassy in the world would be closed by now," he said to sustained applause.

But, uh, don’t these diplomats know that we’ve turned the corner in Iraq and the enemy is in the last throes?

In all seriousness, let’s nail down exactly what we’re talking about — the officials of the United States Department of State, who presumably know a bit more about the situation on the ground than the layman, are resisting attempts to be deployed to the GREEN ZONE, supposedly the most secure area in all of Iraq.

One must ask — if the war in Iraq is going so well, why the resistence?

I suspect the State Department officials have read the GAO report:

The U.S. and Iraqi governments have failed to take advantage of a dramatic drop in violence in Iraq, according to a report issued Tuesday by a U.S. watchdog agency, which warned that prospects were waning "for achieving current U.S. security, political and economic goals in Iraq."

Iraqi leaders have not passed legislation to foster reconciliation among Shiite Muslims, Sunnis and Kurds, and sectarian groups still retain control of ministries and divide Iraqi security forces, according to the Government Accountability Office report.

Moreover, the Bush administration’s efforts to stabilize and rebuild Iraq are plagued by weak planning, a lack of coordination with the Iraqi government and among U.S. agencies, and an absence of detailed information on "the current and future costs of U.S. involvement in Iraq," it said.

"U.S. efforts lack strategies with clear purpose, scope, roles and performance measures," the report said.

No wonder they don’t want to go….

Juan Cole argues its time to close the US Embassy there:

Now is that time for all Americans to stand up for the diplomats who serve this country ably and courageously throughout the world, for decades on end. Foreign service officers risk disease and death, and many of them see their marriages destroyed when spouses decline to follow them to a series of remote places. They are the ones who represent America abroad, who know languages and cultures and do their best to convince the world that we’re basically a good people […]

The guerrillas in Iraq constantly target the Green Zone and US diplomatic personnel there with mortar and rocket fire. State Department personnel sleep in trailers that are completely unprotected from such incoming fire. At several points in the past year, they have been forbidden to go outside without protective gear (as if outside were more dangerous). The Bush administration has consistently lied about the danger they are in and tried to cover up these severe security precautions.

The US embassy in Iraq should be closed. It is not safe for the personnel there. Some sort of rump mission of hardy volunteers could be maintained. But kidnapping our most capable diplomats and putting them in front of a fire squad is morally wrong and is administratively stupid, since many of these intrepid individuals will simply resign. (You cannot easily get good life insurance that covers death from war, and most State spouses cannot have careers because of the two-year rotations to various foreign capitals, and their families are in danger of being reduced to dire poverty if they are killed) […]

As someone on the radio commented the other day, if this embassy were in any other country, it would be closed.  We don’t normally keep out dipomatic corps in danger like that.

Investigations Into Blackwater

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A TPM tally:

* The Nisour Square shootings:

An Iraqi investigation concluded that the Blackwater guards were not under attack when they opened fire. As a result, the Iraqis asked the State Department to pull Blackwater out of Iraq.

The FBI is leading the most active American-led investigation of the shootings. The FBI investigation superseded a preliminary State Department investigation which consisted primarily of taking written statements from Blackwater witnesses and hence largely absolved BW of blame.

A joint U.S.-Iraqi commission, with the predominant U.S. component coming from the military, is reportedly having trouble getting any information while the FBI investigation is ongoing.

The United Nations plans to investigate deaths caused by the U.S. military and contractors in Iraq, including the recent Blackwater case in Baghdad.

* Small arms smuggling:

Federal prosecutors are investigating whether employees of the private security firm Blackwater USA illegally smuggled into Iraq weapons that may have been sold on the black market and ended up in the hands of a U.S.-designated terrorist organization. The U.S. Attorney’s Office in Raleigh, N.C., is handling the investigation with help from Pentagon and State Department auditors, who have concluded there is enough evidence to file charges. Update: NBC reports that federal investigators are probing whether Blackwater sent silencers to Iraq without the proper permit.

* Tax evasion:

Last week, Waxman’s oversight committee charged that Blackwater had hidden "tens of millions of dollars, if not more" in Social Security, Medicare and retirement taxes by classifying its security guards in Iraq as independent contractors. Sens. Dick Durbin (D-IL) and Barack Obama (D-IL) followed up by writing a letter to the Treasury Department asking for an investigation, and John Kerry (D-MA) called for the Senate Finance Committee to investigate.

* Murder:

After stonewalling a reporter’s inquiry about a Christmas Eve 2006 incident, where a drunken Blackwater guard allegedly killed a security guard for Iraqi Vice President Adel Abdul Mehdi, the State Department moved past its own initial administrative review of the incident. Condoleezza Rice told the oversight committee that the case was referred to the Justice Department, but that a lack of evidence had hobbled the investigation.

Somehow, given this Administration, I have a feeling nothing much is going to come of any of this.

UPDATE:  A good question

This isn’t just a rhetorical question. There certainly may be reasons I’m not aware of. But why does Blackwater need silencers in Iraq? If they’re conducting offensive missions, sniping, raids, etc., it would make sense. But for purely defensive security missions protecting State Department employees? Again, not just a rhetorical question — it’s certainly not my area of expertise. I’d be curious to hear from folks who know more about the subject.

The fact they appear to have smuggled them into the country doesn’t weigh heavily in favor of an innocent explanation.

Here We Go Again….

Ken AshfordElection 2008, Right Wing and Inept MediaLeave a Comment

The rightosphere is pushing the meme that Hillary is a lesbian.

I remember hearing that one as far back as 1992.

This time though the lesbian in question is a Muslim!!  (More rumor-mongering here)

Ten bucks says it will be on Fox News within a week.  They won’t report it as fact.  That’s not how it works.  Instead, they’ll just be asking the question.  ("Today on Neil Cavuto — how true are the rumors circulating that Hillary Clinton is having a lesbian affair with her Muslim aide?  On the panel to discuss are….")

Hitler Had Tailpipe Problems

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Footnote to history:

It may sound like a Woody Allen scenario, but medical historians are unanimous that Adolf was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence. Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room.

This was an embarrassing problem for a ruthless leader of the Third Reich. With uncharacteristic concern for his fellow human beings, Hitler had first tried to cure himself when he was a rising politician in 1929 by poring over medical manuals, coming to the conclusion that a largely veg diet would calm his turbulent digestion as well as make his farts less offensive to the nose. A rabid hypochondriac, he would also examine his own feces on a regular basis and administer himself camomile enemas. Hitler decided to swear off meat completely in 1931, when his niece (and presumed romantic interest) Geli Raubel committed suicide: When presented with a plate of breakfast ham the next morning, he pushed it away muttering, “It’s like eating a corpse.” From that squeamish moment on, great piles of vegetables, raw or pulped into a baby mulch, were Hitler’s daily staple. (All cooked foods, he decided, were carcinogenic). He showed a particular fondness, culinary historians assure us, for oatmeal with linseed oil, cauliflower, cottage cheese, boiled apples, artichoke hearts and asparagus tips in white sauce. Strangely, Hitler was unfazed by the fact that this high-fiber diet was having the opposite effect on his digestion than what he had intended: His private physician, Dr. Theo Morell, recorded in his diary that after Hitler downed a typical vegetable platter, “constipation and colossal flatulence occurred on a scale I have seldom encountered before.”

Why Our Toys Are Unsafe

Ken AshfordCorporate Greed, Health CareLeave a Comment

Because the GOP is all into deregulation, that’s why.  They’ve gutted the consumer protection statutes and bureaus (note: the CPSC under Bush actually doesn’t want to do it’s job) and left it up to the businesses themselves to behave responsibly.

Mother Jones explains what has happened as a result:

What happens when manufacturers are left to police themselves

Zenith projection TVs   In the early morning of October 20, 1998, 13-year-old Stephanie Arzie and her 10-year-old brother Michael were killed when their family’s large-screen Zenith projection TV caught fire. The company had gotten reports of burning projection TVs since 1996; two had caught fire on showroom floors. Companies are required to notify cpsc within 24 hours of learning that a product may have a dangerous defect. But Zenith did not meet with regulators about a recall until October 21, 1998—the day after the Arzie children died.

After the deaths, Zenith agreed to recall the TVs, but in an unusual move the cpsc agreed not to issue a press release, instead letting Zenith send a "safety notice" to dealers. Many sets remained in people’s homes, and by 2003, 45 more had burned. At that point, cpsc finally mentioned the five-year-old recall in a press release, stating that "no injuries have been reported." Asked about the Arzie children, a cpsc spokesman said he couldn’t comment.

Daisy BB guns   In May 1999, 16-year-old Tucker Mahoney’s best friend shot him in the head with a BB gun he thought was empty; he had fired it eight times before, producing only air pops. Tucker’s parents sued the manufacturer, Daisy Co., and learned that the company knew the guns had a design flaw that allowed them to fire even when appearing empty. Fifteen children had been killed by the air guns, and 171 more were seriously injured.

Tucker’s shooting prompted a cpsc investigation. But when the commission declared the guns unsafe and asked the company to recall the 7.5 million it had sold, Daisy refused; the commission then voted 2-1 (two Democrats versus one Republican) to force the recall by suing Daisy. That same day, President Bush nominated Hal Stratton as cpsc chairman, giving the commission a gop majority. Two years later, after a closed-door meeting with company lawyers, the commission settled the suit without issuing a recall. Tucker Mahoney had died of his injuries the month before.

Baby carriers   When manufacturers introduced hard-handled infant carriers in 1993, there were no safety standards of any kind for the product. The industry began work on a voluntary standard in 1997 and completed it in 2000; during that time, tens of millions of carriers were sold, some 7 million of which were ultimately recalled because the handles unlatched and babies fell to the floor. Hundreds of children suffered concussions, fractured skulls, and other serious injuries. And the industry’s standard seems to have done little to fix the problem: Last May, seven years after it took effect, Evenflo recalled hundreds of thousands of its carriers because handles had unlatched and at least 160 babies had been injured.

hasbro easy-Bake Ovens   In 2006, Hasbro overhauled its iconic oven with a new design and heating system. By the following February, the company had to recall nearly 1 million ovens because children had suffered burns after getting their hands caught in them. Rather than taking the ovens back, Hasbro got the cpsc to sign off on an easier fix: It would send a repair kit to any consumer who requested it. The ovens were recalled again this July, after 77 kids had gotten burned; one five-year-old had to have a finger amputated. This time, consumers got to return their ovens—for a voucher, good only for another Hasbro product.

RELATED:  Same deal with drugs.

Blog to Book to Big Screen: Julie & Julia

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This book started as a blog back in 2002 (link to the blog’s first post here):

Julie & Julia is the [true] story of Julie Powell’s attempt to revitalize her marriage, restore her ambition, and save her soul by cooking all 524 recipes in Julia Child’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking, Volume I, in a period of 365 days. The result is a masterful medley of Bridget Jones’ Diary meets Like Water for Chocolate, mixed with a healthy dose of original wit, warmth, and inspiration that sets this memoir apart from most tales of personal redemption.

When we first meet Julie, she’s a frustrated temp-to-perm secretary who slaves away at a thankless job, only to return to an equally demoralizing apartment in the outer boroughs of Manhattan each evening. At the urging of Eric, her devoted and slightly geeky husband, she decides to start a blog that will chronicle what she dubs the "Julie/Julia Project." What follows is a year of butter-drenched meals that will both necessitate the wearing of an unbearably uncomfortable girdle on the hottest night of the year, as well as the realization that life is what you make of it and joy is not as impossible a quest as it may seem, even when it’s -10 degrees out and your pipes are frozen.

Powell is a natural when it comes to connecting with her readers, which is probably why her blog generated so much buzz, both from readers and media alike. And while her self-deprecating sense of humor can sometimes dissolve into whininess, she never really loses her edge, or her sense of purpose. Even on day 365, she’s working her way through Mayonnaise Collee and ending the evening "back exactly where we started–just Eric and me, three cats and Buffy…sitting on a couch in the outer boroughs, eating, with Julia chortling alongside us…."

This is probably the first blog-to-movie transition ever.

…with Meryl Streep playing Julia Child and Amy Adams as Julie Powell.

As chick flicks go, this might be kinda interesting.  Filming will start next year.

Write That Novel!

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November is National Novel Writing Month.  Bet you didn’t know that.

If you have a novel within you, or think you might, then Nanowrimo is for you:

What: Writing one 50,000-word novel from scratch in a month’s time.

Who: You! We can’t do this unless we have some other people trying it as well. Let’s write laughably awful yet lengthy prose together.

Why: The reasons are endless! To actively participate in one of our era’s most enchanting art forms! To write without having to obsess over quality. To be able to make obscure references to passages from our novels at parties. To be able to mock real novelists who dawdle on and on, taking far longer than 30 days to produce their work.

When: Sign-ups begin October 1, 2007. Writing begins November 1. To be added to the official list of winners, you must reach the 50,000-word mark by November 30 at midnight. Once your novel has been verified by our web-based team of robotic word counters, the partying begins.

You can sign up (it’s free) here.  No plot?  No problem.

In case you think this is a fly-by-night silly thing, just check out the stats mon Nanowrimo:

Founded: 1999 in Oakland, CA

Annual participant/winner totals:

1999: 21 participants and six winners

2000: 140 participants and 29 winners

2001: 5000 participants and more than 700 winners

2002: 13,500 participants and around 2,100 winners

2003: 25,500 participants and about 3,500 winners

2004: 42,000 participants and just shy of 6,000 winners

2005: 59,000 participants and 9,769 winners

2006: 79,813 participants and 12,948 winners

Number of official NaNoWriMo chapters around the world: Over 500

Number of K-12 schools who participated in 2005: Over 100

Number of K-12 schools who participated in 2006: Over 300

Number of NaNoWriMo manuscripts that have been sold to big-time publishing houses: Many (list of them are here)

Percent of NaNoWriMo’s net proceeds from donations and merchandise sales that went to build libraries for children in Southeast Asia 2004-2006: 50%

Number of libraries NaNoWriMo has built through this program: Twenty-two (three in Cambodia, seven in Laos, an anticipated twelve in Vietnam, pending 2006 financials)

Number of words officially logged by participants during the 2004 event: 428,164,975

Number of words officially logged by participants during the 2005 event: 714,227,354

Number of words officially logged by participants during the 2006 event: 982,564,701

Now get writing!