Couric’s Comments Spark National Debate

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Couric spoke.  Then Goldberg spoke.  And then lots of people (including me) spoke.  The people at the New York Times blog cover it all.

I think these commentors have nailed it:

I too experience a profound uneasiness (for all the reasons stated so well above) with the jingoism that too often passes for patriotism these days. As John Prine would say. “your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.”

— Posted by CAS

Patriotism at its core is living a life consistent with the belief in the concept that all men are create equal and endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

A key word here is “inalienable”. It means that no one has the right to prescribe how another person pursues happiness.

It is often the case that those who shout their patriotism do so in the support of violations of our inalienable rights. The implication is that those who disagree are unpatriotic.

— Posted by Mike Angelastro

Also of interest is that Goldberg ignored what appears to be Couric’s real point, which is that the media became too jingoistic in the run up to the Iraq war, allowing flag lapel pins to substitute for real investigation of the Bush administration’s claims about Iraq and WMDs. The question of more or less patriotism in the news is not one that should ever come up; the media’s job is to be impartial reporters and investigators, not to inculcate patriotism.

Further, I’m slightly shocked that Goldberg considers nationalism a good thing. Clearly he missed his history lessons on certain world wars.

— Posted by Zach

Ambient Chatting

Ken AshfordScience & TechnologyLeave a Comment

I’ve occasionally felt vaguely guilty that I’m inattentive online chatter. I wander away from the computer, forget to respond, sign off without warning, pick up conversations two hours later, and generally treat the blinking little IM window as if it’s optional.

But should I feel guilty?  What’s the etiquette for IMs and video chatting?

Speaking primarily about video chatting, I think this blogger is on to something….

I think it depends on how you use IM. My preferred method is to have ambient chats — conversations that continue, with varying levels of activity, throughout the day. Ambient chats are characterized by the following informal rules:

  • Immediate responses are neither required nor expected.
  • Unless they have just posed or been asked a direct question, either party can sign off at any time without explanation or repercussion.
  • It is acceptable to send links or other media with no introduction.

In ambient chatting, your friends are there, but they’re not making any demands on you. Often an ambient chat will become an active chat for five or ten minutes at a time–you’ll send responses quickly back and forth about a particular issue. But at some point, things will trail off, no "got to go!" or "cya l8r!" necessary. Maybe they had to go make a sandwich, or you just got sick of the conversation. Maybe there was simply nothing else to say. Ambient chatting requires a great deal of trust. Without it, you run the risk of snubbing your partner when you delay a response or sign off quickly.

Think of ambient chats as the opposite of telephone conversations. Telephone conversations force you into an artificial mode of interaction characterized by the expectation of constant, unrelenting conversation. This is totally unnatural. Face-to-face conversations are filled with pauses. Some are short, while your partner considers what you’ve said. Some are long, as you just sit together in companionable silence until the next topic comes along. But on the phone, we are expected to fill each available second with talk, and a pause of even a few seconds will produce a panicked "Is everything okay??" (or, in the era of cell phones, "Can you hear me?").

So, I’m not rude.  I’m an ambient chatter…. when I’m a chatterer at all.  I like to think of IMs as occupying the space between face-to-face or telephone conversations (where response is immediate) and emails (when you reply when you can and want to).  From my limited IM experiences, I think most people are the same way, as the above article suggests.

But I find it interesting how we collectively develop social norms for new modes of communication.  Without, you know, government intervention or whatever.  It appeals to the social psychology major in me (that I am).

Nathan Tabor Not On Board With SCHIP

Ken AshfordHealth Care, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Let’s dive in, shall we?  Starting with Nathan Tabor’s title…

Massive expansion of SCHIP: A move toward socialism

Ooooh.  "Socialism".  That scare word the right hasn’t let go of since McCarthy.  Bugga-bugga-bugga!  I venture to guess that most self-proclaimed rank-and-file conservatives don’t even know what "socialism" even is.  But they know it’s baaaad, because they keep hearing about it in a bad context.

In this particular case — SCHIP — "socialism" means a government program which helps make sure that America’s children are insured so they can get proper medical treatment, preventitive medicine (innoculations) and the like.  Kind of like Medicare (another "socialist" program).

Onward, Nathan:

I recently heard about a young mother who received an unexpected call from a collection agency for a bill for a medical test that was performed on her infant son two years ago. Certainly, it’s a hassle for this busy working mother to go through her records to try to prove that she never received the original bill. But I’m betting this mother is thankful that she lives in a country where she can still choose her children’s doctor…where her children can receive prompt medical care…and where she can rest easy at night knowing that competent care from her pediatrician, ob/gyn, and family doctor is only a phone call away.

Translation: Let me start off with a fictional illustration that I’ll pretend I "heard about", and take some fanciful guesses as to what my fictionious character is thinking about and grateful for.

The issue of children’s medical care is now centerstage in our national political debate, due to the controversy over the State Children’s Health Insurance Program, also known as SCHIP. President Bush has pledged to veto a compromise bill that would expand the program, calling the plan a move toward "government-run health care for every American."

And veto it Bush did, this morning.

The draft compromise legislation would mean some 35 billion additional dollars would be pumped into the program over five years. As a result, total spending on SCHIP would be a whopping $60 billion.

Which comes out to about 30 weeks of the Iraq War.  Let me put it this way — if we stopped the Iraq War in September, we would be able to "pay" for SCHIP by mid-February 2008.

As you might expect, the growth in spending would be paid for through a tax increase — in this case, an increase in the tobacco tax.

So, in other words, unless you are a smoker, this isn’t going to cost you (the taxpayer) anything.

The President further stated, "I believe this is a step toward federalization of health care," noting that the Congressional plan "is beyond the scope of the program, and that’s why I’m going to veto the bill."

Federalization of health care?  Have these people ever heard of Medicare or Medicaid?

Keep in mind President Bush is what’s known as a compassionate conservative. In other words, he’s not against government programs.

As opposed to dispassionate conservatives like Nathan who think government programs to help sick children are baloney.

In fact, he’s not even against expanding SCHIP — he himself is asking for $5 billion more for the program. He’s made it clear that he wants poor children to have health insurance —

— just not all of those poor children?

— he just doesn’t want to bankrupt families while doing it.

Well, seeing as how the money for the expansive SCHIP is coming from tobacco taxes, how exactly will this "bankrupt families"?  Are there entire families of smokers out there who spend virtually all their income on cigarettes?

The Democrats approved this pork barrel plan knowing that the President would veto it.

I don’t think Nathan knows what "pork barrel" means.  I think it’s one of those "buzz phrases" (like "socialism") that is intended to scare people. In any event, a national program to help insure all children is hardly a "pork barrel" endeavor.

And by the way, the bill is a "compromise" bill.  Not a Democratic bill.  In fact, senior Republicans such as Sens. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the senior Republican on the Senate Finance Committee and a fiscal conservative, and Orrin Hatch of Utah helped draft the bill.

As the President has stated, "Members of Congress are putting health coverage for poor children at risk so they score political points in Washington."

Wow.  Let’s try to get our head around that little bit of up-is-down-ism.  By trying to spend $60 billion dollars to ensure health coverage for poor children, Congress is putting health coverage for poor children at risk.  Whereas Bush, who doesn’t want to spend even one-tenth of that amount, is being a "compassionate conservative."  Got that?

I understand that every politician uses rhetoric, but seriously — how can Bush get away with absolutely bone-headed statements like that, and nobody challenge him?

As evidence of that, consider this statement, issued by the Democratic caucus in the Pennsylvania House of Representatives:

"President Bush is about to punish thousands of Pennsylvania children whose ‘crime’ is that their working parents cannot afford expensive private health insurance. He is threatening to veto legislation that would reauthorize and improve federal support for state children’s health insurance programs because, he says, it’s too expensive.

"Yes, President Bush, caring for kids costs money. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t invest in them. The low- and middle-income working parents who are struggling to meet their kids’ basic necessities are what Pennsylvania’s Children’s Health Insurance Program is all about."

I don’t quite get Nathan’s point.  The statement is "evidence" of — what exactly?  That Congress is trying to score "political points"?  You mean, because they issued a political statement about why they are right?

What low- and middle-income working parents really need is for our public officials in Washington to hold the reins on runaway government spending. They need their tax bills reduced so that they can stretch their hard-earned dollars to pay for necessities — including health care for their children.

But Nathan, my boy.  Low and middle income working families aren’t footing the bill for this through "tax bills".  Smokers are through taxes on cigarette products.  You just said so.  And although it is true that there are smokers from low and middle income families, they also exist in high income brackets, too.

The last thing they need is for Uncle Sam to determine the course of their children’s health care.

Ah.  It’s about choice now.  Suddenly, when it comes to the health of young human beings, Nathan’s gotten all pro-choice.  My, how the worm turns.

Yet, that’s exactly what the Democratic leaders in Congress are pushing for. Call it what you will — I call it universal health care — another name for old-fashioned socialism.

Cue orchestra: BA-BA-BUUUUUUUUM.

All we need know is grainy black-and-white footage of Jack Webb standing in front of a line of poor children getting innoculated.

I have a question: Bush wants to fund $5 billion for SCHIP, and Congress wants to fund $60 billion.  According to Nathan, Congress’s plan is a "move towards socialism".  So why isn’t Bush’s limited spending also a "move toward socialism", albeit a smaller one?

UPDATE:  A video response to the Bush veto…

Well, DIP-Something, Anyway

Ken AshfordWeb RecommendationsLeave a Comment

DipnoteThe United States State Department, those geniuses who brought you the War in Iraq and Blackwater and all, have suddenly discovered the Internet phenomenon known as the "blog".

That’s right, the State Department now has a blog, and given it the totally unmockable name, DIPNOTE.

Virtually unreadable with its small-white-on-black text, it has already become a comical failure.  Some actual comments I culled in response to the blog’s very first post:

Andrew in Pennsylvania writes:
Let’s hope that we can engage in a real dialogue, and not just re-hashed press releases. To be honest, your initial comments on the Blackwater incident are not particuarly forthcoming or current – there is far more info available from the Wash Post, NYTimes, or that great new milblog site, www.uscavonpoint.com. Posted on Fri Sep 28, 2007

Edward writes:
If the U.S. decides to bomb Iran, will the President seek a declaration of war first or will he just go ahead and start the war on his own authority? In my view, the President should obtain a declaration of war before bombing Iran.
An American Citizen Posted on Mon Oct 01, 2007

Brian writes:
Uh, guys. The DipNote name is a shining example of your serious disconnect from the world of public discourse. Believe me, "Diplomatic" is not the word that springs to mind when hearing/reading "Dip".

It’s "Dipstick". Look that up in "The Urban Dictionary".
" dip
A rip to use on a person who is confused, or looking stupid in a situation. Also a person who is dim, moronic, or a simple minded ass-hole."
"Dipstick
One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described.

I see that the sun doesn’t shine on your field you dipstick!
_______
Dipstick
a loser, idiot " Posted on Mon Oct 01, 2007

Sandra in Virginia writes:
I hate to post such a mundane first comment, but the color scheme of white text on a black background will keep me from coming back to see what is posted. Please change it. My eyes aren’t 20 years old any longer, and they are only going to get worse over time. Posted on Tue Oct 02, 2007

Dave in Virginia writes:
Please change the color scheme! The white on black is VERY hard to read. Increase the font size as well, if you will.

Thank you! Posted on Tue Oct 02, 2007

Don in Virginia writes:
Excellent Idea. BLACK text and WHITE background. Communications 101 – Your computer folks could make the change in minutes. Don’t call an inter departmental or inter agency meeting, don’t bother with feasibility studies or focus groups. "Just do it". Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Alan in New York writes:
I agree with earlier comments – great idea, horrible name. Dipnote is a fine term within the context of diplomatic jargon – as a blog title, it sounds way too close to "dipshit." Brainstorm for a new title.
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Corine in Washington writes:
Hello. I am a journalist. Do you think it will be easier to get replies to inquiries if we ask questions on the blog than over the phone to State Department Officials ?
Thank you
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Jason writes:
This blog is great. It will allow the world to keep track of your pretending to engage in diplomacy with Iran while your "administration" plans to bomb them without Congressional authorization, practical justification, the support of the American people, international legal support, or even the most basic sense of right and wrong.

Thanks for keeping us safe by radicalizing half-a-million Muslim citizens. Great work! Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Jagorev in New York writes:
…I CAN’T READ ANY OF THE TEXT
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

B writes:
Will Condi be posting periodically, sharing tips on diplomacy and negotiating and what not? You guys still do that, right? She still works there, right?
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Jennifer in Michigan writes:
You have GOT to be kidding!! I’d tell you what I really think of your circa ’99 great blog experiment, but I’m afraid of being wiretapped and put under surveillance. Or worse. I’m sure this will be a smashing success, just like every other single thing this administration has gotten its hands on.
Posted on Wed Oct 03, 2007

Would You Believe…

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

…that the grandson of the tenth U.S. President is alive today?

Yup.

John Tyler was the tenth president of the United States, serving in office from 1841 to 1845. In 1853, at age 63, he fathered a son named Lyon Tyler. At age 75, Lyon Tyler fathered Harrison Tyler, who was born in 1928. Therefore, the grandson of a US president born in 1790 is still alive today.

“Legal”

Ken AshfordWiretapping & SurveillanceLeave a Comment

George W. Bush, January 26, 2006 (in response to a question regarding the legality of the "Terrorist Surveillance Program"):

The terrorist surveillance program is necessary to protect America from attack.

I asked the very questions you asked when we first got going. Let me tell you exactly how this happened.

Right after September the 11th, I said to the people, "What can we do? Can we do more?" — the people being the operators, a guy like Mike Hayden — "Can we do more to protect the people? . . . . And so he came forward with this program. It wasn’t designed in the White House. It was designed where you expect it to be designed, in the NSA.

Secondly, I said, "Before we do anything, I want to make sure it’s legal."

And so we had our lawyers look at it. And as part of the debate, the discussion with the American people as to the legality of the program, there’s no doubt in my mind it is legal.

Jack L. Goldsmith, former head of the Office of Legal Counsel in Bush’s own Justice Department, in testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday:

I could not find a legal basis for some aspects of the [terrorist surveillance] program. . . . It was the biggest legal mess I had ever encountered.

Rush Vs. The “Phony Soldiers” – Day 3(?)

Ken AshfordIraq, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Rush Limbaugh responded to an actual war hero who confronted him for his smears of soldiers who disagree with Bush’s war was to by saying that the Purple Heart vet was a dupe being used by liberal "terrorists" to attack Rush in a suicide bombing.

"This is such a blatant use of a valiant combat veteran, lying to him about what I said and then strapping those lies to his belt, sending him out via the media and a TV ad to walk into as many people as he can walk into. This man will always be a hero to this country with everyone. Whoever pumped him full of these lies about what I said and embarrassed him with this ad has betrayed him, they aren’t hurting me they are betraying this soldier," Limbaugh said.

Really cool, Rush. Fortunately the Iraq war vet — Brian McGough — isn’t sitting still for Rush’s latest disgusting smear.

So, Rush Limbaugh called me a "suicide bomber." More slander from the high and mighty sitting in his chair nursing the boils on his ass. I can assure you that I am no suicide bomber and that I can think for myself.

Support our troops by demanding that Congress expel Rush’s toxic pollution from our troops’ air waves. Sign General Clark’s petition.

Digby has more.

Shorter Jonah Goldberg

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"America, fuck yeah!"

UPDATE:  Sorry, I can’t just leave it at that.  In this thinly-veiled "liberals hate America" article, Goldberg writes this:

The dirty, embarrassing secret is that this sort of multiculturalism has made Europe a wellspring of Islamic radicalism and terrorism, but America’s Muslim community has remained overwhelmingly peaceful. Why? Well, if the answer doesn’t lay in President Bush’s "outreach" — and few think it does — or in Euro-style multicultural condescension, maybe it has something to do with the American "we" that Couric and so many others seem so embarrassed by.

This strikes me as totally, completely, utterly wrong.  The U.S. has been able to assimilate Muslim immigrants because it has a long tradition of accepting and ignoring cultural differences (despite the efforts of Goldberg and others)In other words, America doesn’t have the overpowering sense of ethnicity-based national culture that European countries tend to have. 

Look at multicultural Canada — that’s not exactly become a hotbed Islamic fundamentalism.  Now look at France which seems to takes strides to segregate minorities (particulary Muslims) from its culture, which causes the "wellspring" of Islamic discontent.  Or Germany.  Or even the Swiss.

UPDATE:  Ezra gets it

I already said a bit about this bizarre Jonah Goldberg column at Tapped, but I hadn’t yet seen this doozy of a concluding paragraph:

The dirty, embarrassing secret is that this sort of multiculturalism has made Europe a wellspring of Islamic radicalism and terrorism, but America’s Muslim community has remained overwhelmingly peaceful. Why? Well, if the answer doesn’t lay in President Bush’s "outreach" — and few think it does — or in Euro-style multicultural condescension, maybe it has something to do with the American "we" that Couric and so many others seem so embarrassed by.

So the causal factor behind Islamic radicalism in Europe is…."multiculturalism." Namely, the type of multiculturalism that allows for hookah bars, the wearing of Muslim symbols to school, and honor killings. It is not, mind you, that immigrants have a much harder time economically integrating into European society, the consequence of post-World War II guest worker programs, or that Europe is much closer to Turkey, Algeria, and a host of other Muslim nations, and so receives poor, marginalized immigrants from Muslim nations, while America’s distance prohibits all but highly skilled, relatively educated, Muslim immigrants from financing the trip over. Nope. It’s hookah bars, which America totally doesn’t have any of, at all.

Oh, Iceland. Why Have You Forsaken Us?

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

In a speech a couple of weeks ago, Bush referred to the "36 countries" that were in Iraq.  That left many people scratching their heads — who were these 36 coutnries?

As you might expect, most of the countries had — shall we say — negligible involvement in the invasion of Iraq.  One such country was Iceland.

And as it turns out, Iceland has withdrawn all its troops from Iraq.

How many troops did Iceland have in Irag?

One.

One guy.

Which leads to this musical documentary…

Oh, Blackwater…..

Ken AshfordIraqLeave a Comment

You know, I have a lot to say about this whole Blackwater thing.

But I’m busy.  Maybe tomorrow.

Or maybe I’ll just outsource my post to Blackwater and hope they don’t go killing innocent people in drive-by shootings, investigate themselves as their own oversight committee, clear themselves of any wrongdoing, and then overcharge me for their services (which I could have done anyway).

Setting McCain Straight

Ken AshfordGodstuff1 Comment

Just yesterday, I wrote about how Christian conservatives were toying with the notion of supporting a third party candidate for President in ’08, having failed to find a righteous enough Republican candidate.

But that was before McCain’s now-infamous interview with BeliefNet, in which the senator said, “I would probably have to say yes, that the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation.”

Depite the obvious pandering (seven years ago, McCain dismissed the religious right as “agents of intolerance”), McCain is now reaping the some praise from the religious right.

On the other hand, he’s also generating criticism from the Anti-Defamation League.

The Anti-Defamation League is calling on Senator McCain to “reconsider and withdraw” his comment over the weekend that the Constitution established America as a “Christian nation.”

The move suggests that a statement of clarification that the Arizona senator’s presidential campaign issued on Sunday did not succeed in defusing anger over his remarks in an interview with beliefnet.com.

“We urge you to reconsider and withdraw your statements describing the United States as a ‘Christian nation’ and a ‘nation founded on Christian principles,’” the national director of the Jewish advocacy group, Abraham Foxman, wrote in a letter to Mr. McCain yesterday. “Not only were your assertions inaccurate, they were also ill-advised for any candidate seeking to lead a nation as religiously diverse and pluralistic as ours.”

But let’s get to the larger question: Is McCain right?  Did the founding fathers create a "Christian nation"?

The short answer is "no".

Bible-thumping propagandists like to point out that our founding fathers were religious men, and their writings and speeches often paid reverence and respect to God.

That point is largely undisputable, although to be scrupulously accurate, many of them were not as reverant to the notions of Christianity as some might think.  Jefferson, after all, rewrote the Bible (supposedly "the word of God") to suit how he believed it should read.  The Jefferson Bible did away with all the miracles of Jesus (which Jefferson found silly), as well as the resurrection (ditto).  Not exactly the kind of thing that would endear him to evangelicals if he were around today.  Other founding fathers were Deists and Unitarians — hardly what you could call "evangelical" (and indeed, many present-day Christians would hesitate to call those beliefs "Christian".

But let’s shelve that, and simply assume that the founding fathers were (to some degree or another) Christian in the broad sense of the word.  Does that mean that they intended this to be a "Christian nation"?  Of course not.  After all the founding fathers were all white and male.  Anyone want to make the case that they intended the United States to be a "white male" nation?

Indeed, just because John Adams or George Washington quoted from the Bible does not mean they were trying to construct a Christian nation.

But to the modern day religious right, it is inconceivable that a person who adheres to the "Christian" faith can, without contradiction, support and promote a secular society/government which allows for a plethora of religious beliefs.  (You see this as well in the abortion debate as well — to a conservative Christian, a person who opposes abortions personally can never ever be "pro-choice" — despite the fact that at least half of all Americans are this way).

Yet this is precisely how our founding fathers were: believers in the Christian doctrine who believed that government should not endorse or promote religion.  Yes, it’s true — you can be Christian and still believe that government should not be evangelical.

It’s really quite simple — if you want to know that the founding fathers intended for this country, just look at the founding documents that they wrote.  And the Constitution, which is the framework for this country, says it quite plainly:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…

Now, if YOU were forming a "christian nation", are those the words you would use?

Of course, that was in the Bill of Rights.  At the actual constitutional convention (where the body of the original Constitution was drawn up), the only reference to religion was in Article VI, Section 3, which stated that "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."

Now if the delegates at the convention had truly intended to establish a "Christian nation," why would they have put a statement like this in the constitution and nowhere else even refer to religion? Common sense is enough to convince any reasonable person that if the intention of these men had really been the formation of a "Christian nation," the constitution they wrote would have surely made several references to God, the Bible, Jesus, and other accouterments of the Christian religion.  Rather than expressly forbidding ANY religious test as a condition for holding public office in the new nation, it would have stipulated that allegiance to Christianity was a requirement for public office.

Clearly, the founders of our nation intended government to maintain a neutral posture in matters of religion. Anyone who would still insist that the intention of the founding fathers was to establish a Christian nation should review a document written during the administration of George Washington. Article 11 of the Treaty with Tripoli declared in part that "the government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion…"  President Adams (the second President) signed the treaty, which has the full force and effect of law.

If that doesn’t end the debate (and sadly, it won’t), nothing will.

Christian Conservatives Have The Right To Hate

Ken AshfordGodstuff, Right Wing Punditry/Idiocy, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Convicted Watergate felon-cum-evangelist Chuck Colson has a few thoughts about ENDA:

Imagine you own a small business—let’s say a donut shop—and you have an employee who is late for work everyday and is rude to customers. When you fire him, he claims it is really because he is gay—and sues.

Well, if you fired him because he is late and rude, then you win the case.

Or imagine you run a daycare center in your church basement. One day a homosexual applies for a job. When you turn him down, he says you broke the law.

That’s only a problem if you actually did break the law.

Today, both of these stories are simply scenarios. But by the end of the week, they could be reality.

Under intense goading from the gay-rights lobby, the House of Representatives is poised to vote on the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, called ENDA. This legislation would add “sexual orientation” to civil rights law. If passed, ENDA would cut deeply into the religious rights and freedoms of all Americans.

What freedoms?  What rights?  Colson is talking about the so-called "right" to discriminate against gay people.  Does such a right exist?  Of course not.

For example, an employer with a moral or religious belief opposed to homosexuality or bisexuality would be forced to give up those rights the moment he arrives at his office. No business would be allowed to refuse to hire a homosexual for any reason. Fire a person because of incompetence—he would say it’s because he is gay, or just even perceived to be gay.

Let’s rewrite that last paragraph, substituting a few key words.  Here we go:

For example, an employer with a moral or religious belief opposed to Christians would be forced to give up those rights the moment he arrives at his office. No business would be allowed to refuse to hire a Christian for any reason. Fire a person because of incompetence—he would say it’s because he is Christian, or just even perceived to be Christian.

Now if you’re a Christian reading that, I’m sure you probably are thinking — "And what’s the problem?"

That’s right. ENDA would also expand civil rights protections on the basis of a simple perception. Because ENDA includes “real or perceived” discrimination, an employee, or potential employee, could sue an employer for his or her perception of the employee’s sexual orientation. But sexual orientation is not like race, age, or gender; it is behavioral and not empirically verifiable. Can you imagine the license this would give the courts to begin to investigate peoples’ sex lives? It’s astonishing.

Stuck on stupid.  The courts wouldn’t have to investigate peoples’ sex lives, Chuck.  If Employer X fired Employee Y simply because Exployer X thought Employee Y was gay, it is entirely irrelevant whether Employee Y actually is gay.  Hence, no need to "investigate".

If passed, ENDA would place all the power of the federal government in direct opposition to the beliefs of all major faith groups in America regarding the teachings about sexuality.

Well, I’m not sure about that factoid.  Perhaps in Colson’s own evangelical bubble, the "major faith groups" are limited to the ones he is exposed to.

And even so, the "beliefs of major faith groups" don’t trump individual rights in this country.

ENDA would also undermine the institution of marriage by pronouncing traditional sexual morality a form of discrimination.

Yeah, I don’t get that either.  Hire a gay person, and the divorce rate goes up?

And what is this "traditional sexual morality" business?  It’s the word "traditional" that flips my lid.  Hey, Chuckie.  At one time, "traditional" racial morality meant discriminating against blacks.  You really wanna play on that team?

This legislation will lead to a flood of lawsuits; employers would inevitably be forced to require marriage-like benefits to homosexual employees.

Yes.  Just like they do to heterosexually married employees.

The bill also includes phony religious protection language that does not exempt all religious schools and universities (even K through 12).

Tellingly, Colson doesn’t elaborate.  Probably because he can’t support it.  The bill most definitely does provide exemption to — and I quote — "the employment practices of a religious corporation, association, educational institution, or society which has as its primary purpose religious ritual or worship or the teaching or spreading of religious doctrine or belief."

Pro-ENDA lawmakers are being especially disingenuous. Many congressmen are going to the floor to make speeches about the value of faith groups in American life. The idea seems to be to create the appearance of how much they care about religious communities—records they can point to later for cover as they vote for bills like ENDA. It’s astonishing how easily they think Christians can be fooled, isn’t it?

You oughta know, Chuck.

Do they still think evangelicals are poor, ignorant, and easy to command, as the Washington Post once said?

Like that link so we can verify that the Post actually said that.  (Was he talking about this article, and if so — my, what a spin!)

The Human Rights Campaign, a homosexual rights group, is having their annual gala (a dinner) this weekend —

Yes, Chuck.  Thank you for informing your knuckle-dragging readers what a "gala" is.

— and congressional leaders want to hand them a big victory. You and I need to get to our telephones immediately…

To the Christophones!

…especially if you own a business, and call our members of Congress. We must tell them that we are not fooled by any of this religious protection language, that this bill discriminates against religious business owners…

What’s a religious business owner?  Is it a business owner who happens to be religious?  And if so, what’s the problem?

I suspect that most business owners adhere to one faith or another.  But business is business, and religion is religion.  And I suspect that most business owners know the difference.

…and that we want them to vote against this invasion of religious freedom.

The freedom to discriminate!  Because that’s what Jesus would have wanted, right?  Right?

“‘Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?’ Jesus replied: ‘”Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.” This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.’”

-Matthew 22:36-40

Avoiding The Burgers

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Last week, the USDA issued a Class I Recall (Health Risk: High) for 331,582 pounds of ground beef.  Then they expanded the recall to 21,700,000 pounds of ground beef.

How much hamburger is that?

A lot.

21.7 million pounds of ground beef just happens to be an entire year’s worth of production.

Topps Meat Company LLC has expanded its recall to include 21.7 million pounds (9,800 tonnes) of ground beef products that may be contaminated with E. coli bacteria, the Elizabeth, New Jersey-based company said on Saturday.

The beef has a “sell by date” or “best if used by date” between September 25, 2007, and September 25, 2008.

Here’s an interesting short-term history of how such a thing could happen.  The problem really started under Clinton ("Big Dog") — but things got far far worse under Bush’s deregulation policies:

You see, up until 1997 the USDA actually had US Government inspectors in the slaughterhouses, inspecting each chicken and steer and lamb and pig and turkey carcass.

Looking for things like infections and tumors and worms and pus.

Oh – and the chicken shit and the cow shit and the pig shit that carries the E Coli, Salmonella, and Campylobacter so many of our local ER’s – and coroners – have come to know and love.

Under Big Dog, in 1997 the USDA stepped away from the slaughterhouse when industry stepped up and “volunteered” to push the USDA inspectors off the production lines.

The USDA’s inspection arm – the Food Safety and Inspection Service – handed over their inspections to Big Slaugterhouse “volunteers”, in a nifty new program called HACCP

Gee – I wonder which slaughterhouses were the first to “volunteer” for the new program that allow more shit in their products?

Well – any slaughterhouse that wanted to speed up the lines: and make more money.

The self-inspection program, which was implemented in 1997 in a handful of plants that volunteered for the project, originally used only company “inspectors” to examine carcasses. The program was revised in 2000 to require a token government inspector at the end of the slaughter line to observe tens of thousands of carcasses rapidly moving by each day. However, the inspector may not look inside carcasses, where much contamination resides. The HIMP program also relies on chemical washes, sprays and other “interventions” to treat contamination that is still on the carcass.

Under the prior inspection system, beef, pork and poultry were inspected continuously during slaughter and processing by government inspectors who relied on sight, touch and smell to check for animal disease or fecal matter. There were two to four inspectors per plant, and slaughter lines were much slower.

And by July of 2000, how was the brave new system working?

Delmer Jones, a federal food inspector for 41 years, told Scripps Howard News Service he’s so revolted by the lowering of food wholesomeness standards that he doesn’t buy meat at the supermarket anymore because he doesn’t trust that it is safe to eat. “I eat very little to no meat, but
sardines and fish,” said Jones, president of the National Joint Council of Meat Inspection Locals. The union of some 7,000 meat inspectors is affiliated with the American Federation of Government Employees. He said he’s trying to get his wife to stop eating meat.

The News Service reports that the union is battling related USDA plans to rely on scientific testing of samples of butchered meats to determine the wholesomeness of meat, rather than traditional item-by-item scrutiny by federal inspectors.

USDA began carrying out the new policy as part of a pilot project in 24 slaughterhouses last October and plans to expand the system nationwide. It will cover poultry, beef and pork. The agency has extended until Aug. 29 the time for the public to comment on the regulations and won’t issue final rules until after the comments are received.

Jones and consumer groups say production lines are moving so fast that they can’t catch all the diseased carcasses, and some are ending up on supermarket shelves. “When I started inspecting, inspectors were looking at 13 birds a minute, then 40, and now it’s 91 birds a minute with three inspectors,” Jones said. “You cannot do your job with 91 birds a minute.

By November of 2001 , the LA Times reported:

One study shows that one in five samples of ground meat obtained in U.S. supermarkets carried antibiotic-resistant salmonella.

Another study found that more than half of the chickens bought from 26 supermarkets in Georgia, Maryland, Minnesota and Oregon carried resistant forms of the sometimes fatal enterococcus bacterium.

A gradual gutting of the nation’s meat inspection work force and authority in recent decades means that regulations and measures don’t catch even the unintentional introductions of these contaminants. In the first nine months of 2001, the U.S. Department of Agriculture announced 60 recalls totaling nearly 30 million pounds of meat.

Of course the Bushies turned this around, right?

Unless you’ve been living under a pile of pus meat by-products on the packing house floor, you’ve bet your sweet burger they didn’t. Packinghouse food safety has fallen through the microbe-covered floors:

In 2007, Consumer Reports found:

CR’s analysis of fresh, whole broilers bought nationwide revealed that 83 percent harbored campylobacter or salmonella, the leading bacterial causes of foodborne disease.

That’s a stunning increase from 2003, when we reported finding that 49 percent tested positive for one or both pathogens. Leading chicken producers have stabilized the incidence of salmonella, but spiral-shaped campylobacter has wriggled onto more chickens than ever

[snip]

Campylobacter was present in 81 percent of the chickens, salmonella in 15 percent; both bacteria in 13 percent. Only 17 percent had neither pathogen. That’s the lowest percentage of clean birds in all four of our tests since 1998, and far less than the 51 percent of clean birds we found for our 2003 report.

And this brings us back to how when know when our meat and poultry have shit in them.

We get sick.

Remember the lovely new HAACP system started under Big Dog and extended under the Bushies?

Under that system, the few Federal inspectors who actually get near a carcass in the slaughter house can look – but not sample – for bugs.

“These plants look like drive-through car washes: The car enters with fecal material inside and out, and it leaves all pretty and shiny on the outside. But what about the inside? In a HIMP plant, no one is looking at the inside,” said Delmer Jones, president of the National Joint Council of Food Inspection Locals, the union for federal meat inspectors. “Instead of addressing that problem, the USDA would rather spend millions of taxpayer dollars telling consumers how great the outside of the car looks.”

Added Hauter, “This program is just another attempt to deregulate a powerful industry, and just as with electricity deregulation, it’s the consumer who loses. Most consumers would be appalled to find out that the USDA has even considered reducing the meat inspection system to an industry honor system.”

That’s right – no bacterial sampling allowed by those pesky USDA inspectors – after all, they might actually find something.

They are allowed to eyeball the carcass. If they find a problem, can they stop the line or pull the carcass? Nope. They’re supposed to run down the production line and – wait for it – watch…

to see if the company’s people find it, too.

So instead of testing every carcass for shit in the packing house, the USDA tests them for shit in food using you – the public.