Historians/Experts Weigh In On The Iraq-Vietnam Analogy

Ken AshfordHistory, IraqLeave a Comment

Continuing from this below, in which Bush uses the Vietnam-was-a-mistake model to promote his Iraq strategy, the experts weigh in:

Not surprisingly, they’re not impressed.

Historian Robert Dallek, who has written about the comparisons of Iraq to Vietnam, accused Bush of twisting history. “It just boggles my mind, the distortions I feel are perpetrated here by the president,” he said in a telephone interview.

“We were in Vietnam for 10 years. We dropped more bombs on Vietnam than we did in all of World War II in every theater. We lost 58,700 American lives, the second-greatest loss of lives in a foreign conflict. And we couldn’t work our will,” he said.

“What is Bush suggesting? That we didn’t fight hard enough, stay long enough? That’s nonsense. It’s a distortion,” he continued. “We’ve been in Iraq longer than we fought in World War II. It’s a disaster, and this is a political attempt to lay the blame for the disaster on his opponents. But the disaster is the consequence of going in, not getting out.”

And some more.

Vietnam historian Stanley Karnow said Bush is reaching for historical analogies that don’t track. “Vietnam was not a bunch of sectarian groups fighting each other,” as in Iraq, Karnow said. In Cambodia, the Khmer Rouge toppled a U.S.-backed government.

“Does he think we should have stayed in Vietnam?” Karnow asked.

And some more.

Steven Simon, a senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations, echoed these comments. “The President emphasized the violence in the wake of American withdrawal from Vietnam. But this happened because the United States left too late, not too early. It was the expansion of the war that opened the door to Pol Pot and the genocide of the Khmer Rouge. The longer you stay the worse it gets.”

For that matter, Rick Perlstein noted a series of posts — 1, 2, 3, and 4 — which, combined, debunk most of the popular conservative myths working their way through the political world today

Given today’s rhetoric, this is probably the most notable one.

It is true that tens of thousands of Vietnamese were killed, and hundreds of thousands exiled to “re-education” camps, by a triumphant Communist government after Saigon fell in 1975. But by the early 1970s as the worst American bombing was raging, hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese were being killed, and millions being exiled from their homes — carnage that came to a dead stop once the war ended. As cruel as the Communist consolidation of power was, ending the war entailed an obvious net saving of lives, and if it were saving lives conservatives actually cared about — instead of scoring ideological points — this should be obvious.

That’s the first point. The second: America’s war aim — standing up an anti-Communist democratic government in Saigon absent an American military occupation — was impossible. President Nixon admitted this privately all the time, even while he was simultaneously publicly claiming he was negotiating to achieve exactly that. The point has finally become so obvious that now even conservatives admit it. Though conservatives still haven’t brought themselves to admit the more fundamental point: Nixon was right. Indeed, sickeningly, after more visits and better contacts in-country than any American politician, he had been saying we couldn’t win in Vietnam privately since 1966, as Len Garment disarmingly acknowledged in his memoir.

Regrettably, in just one day, the right is flunking military policy, national security policy, foreign policy, and history. Not bad for a day’s work.

Here’s some more experts, explaining that Bush learned the wrong lessons from the Vietnam War (a war he avoided fighting in):

“Bush is cherry-picking history to support his case for staying the course,” said Br. Gen. John Johns (USA Ret.), an expert on counter-insurgency who also served in Vietnam. “What I learned in Vietnam is that US forces could not conduct a counterinsurgency operation. The longer we stay there, the worse it’s going to get.”

***

“The speech was an act of desperation to scare the American people into staying the course in Iraq,” said Lawrence Korb, a retired Vietnam Naval aviator and a senior fellow at the Center for American Progress. “He’s distorted the facts, painting all of the people in Iraq as being on the same side which is simply not the case. Iraq is a religious civil war.” Korb elaborated further on the refugee crisis as a result of the war in Iraq: “If the President cared about the refugees he’d let a lot more of them into our country.”

Rand Beers, a former Marine Corps Infantry Officer in Vietnam and now president of the National Security Network said, “The President’s analogies are as flawed as his strategy in Iraq. The longer we keep the dependency we’ve created in Iraq, the harder it will be for Iraqis to take responsibility for their own future.”

Moira Whelan, communications director for the National Security Network, summarized the reaction to Bush’s speech this way: “The outcry about the misrepresentations in the President’s speech tells us that experts, Vietnam veterans and the American people simply will not buy his attempt to mask the fact the surge has failed in Iraq.”

Daily Dispatches From The GOP “Moral Values” Hit Parade

Ken AshfordRepublicans, Sex ScandalsLeave a Comment

Geez, it never ends.

First, another one from Minnesota (on top of the one I mentioned yesteday):

Tim Droogsma, a former press secretary to a U.S. senator and a Minnesota governor, was arrested Tuesday in a midafternoon prostitution sting on St. Paul’s East Side.

He allegedly arranged a deal for sex from an undercover officer through Craig’s List, police spokesman Tom Walsh said Wednesday.

Second, from here in North Carolina, an update on a previously reported sex scandal from last month:

Coy Privette, preacher, former republican state legislator and current county commissioner pleaded guilty this morning to 6 counts of "aiding and abetting prostitution". He was sentenced to 1 year of supervised probation, 48 hours of community service and "psychological treatment", which he apparently is already getting.

The dude was the Director of the Christian Action League of North Carolina for fifteen years.

Bush By The Numbers

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Aside from his pathetic Vietnam analogy, Bush’s Iraq speech today contained this little tidbit:

“In Iraq, our troops are taking the fight to the extremists and radicals and murderers all throughout the country. Our troops have killed or captured an average of more than 1,500 al Qaeda terrorists and other extremists every month since January of this year.” (Applause.)

Let’s see.  1,500 bad guys every month ….for eight months.  That comes out to ….12,000 bad guys.

Wow.  That’s remarkable.  Especially since:

The precise size of Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia is not known. Estimates are that it may have from a few thousand to 5,000 fighters and perhaps twice as many supporters. While the membership of the group is mostly Iraqi, the role that foreigners play is crucial.

So if there were 15,000 AQI (I’m including both fighters AND supporters — let’s leave no stone unturned!), and we’ve killed or captured 12,000 of them — well, it seems to me that the job is almost done, right?  A couple more months and we’ll be able to withdraw?

Noooo.  Somehow I doubt that, given the Bush Administration’s propensity to ratchet up the numbers.  Remember the time the president claimed U.S. forces had captured or killed two-thirds of al Qaeda’s senior leadership?

White House and U.S. intelligence officials declined to provide any back-up data for how they developed the new number — or even to explain the methodology that was used, which they said was classified. The absence of any explanation, as well as the timing, prompted some counterterrorism experts to deride the figure as “meaningless” and predict the revision could fuel allegations that the administration is massaging terrorism data for political purposes.

“It’s like a shell game,” said Vince Cannistraro, a former top CIA counterterrorism official. “This kind of thing is susceptible to all kinds of manipulation.”

An official with the recently disbanded 9/11 commission also dismissed the new number, noting that it was impossible to get a firm handle on precisely the number of Al Qaeda “leaders” that were in place at the time of the September 11 attacks — the definition that the CIA says it used as its baseline for the estimate.

“It was meaningless when they said two thirds and it’s meaningless when they said three fourths,” said the official, who asked not to be identified. “This sounds like it was pulled out of somebody’s orifice.”

Seems to be a problem with the White House.

Anyway, Spencer Ackerman has more.

Ouch

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Proposal on the Astrodome Jumbotron:

During Monday night’s 7-0 loss to the Nationals at Minute Maid Park, a fan failed in his public attempt at asking his girlfriend to marry him, the Houston Chronicle reported on its Web site.

With the couple on display on the stadium’s jumbotron, the male fan got down on one knee to present the ring. The woman, wearing a replica Astros jersey, appeared to dump a bag of popcorn on the man before hastily making her way up the stairs amid a chorus of boos, the newspaper reported.

The man left after the top of the sixth inning, cheered and consoled by an apparently sympathetic crowd.

Timewasters

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QuickstackSome online games with a low-learning curve.  No downloads.  Nothing to install. Perfect for the 20 minute office break, we’re told:

10. QWERTY Warriors – If Mavis Beacon’s typing games got you all hot and bothered, you’ll love QWERTY Warrors. You play the role of a little guy in the middle of a field as all kinds of robotic enemies advance towards you. To kill them, you type their “name” and hit Enter.

9. The Like Better Game – This is the kind of “game” that appeals to people who sit around taking personality tests and posting them to their MySpace profiles. The site shows you a series of pictures and you just click on the one you like better. Every so often, the little pink brain will light up to let you know that it knows something about you (based on your choices).

8. Word Puzzles – If you like getting headaches, you’ll love the lateral thinking and logic puzzles at Folj.com. They offer hints and solutions, so you won’t go through all that suffering without the sweet release of knowing the true answer.

7. Web Sudoku – Unlike pencil and paper version of the game, Web Sudoku has a feature called “How am I Doing?” that allows you to check your work at any time.

6. Shuffle – All you have to do with this one is use your red balls to knock off the opponents yellow balls. It’s incredibly simple and totally addictive.

4. Dice Mogul – Dice Mogul is like Monopoly with a mean streak. In addition to buying properties and adding buildings, you can get bonuses that allow you to steal properties or delete an opponent’s bonuses.

4. Sim City Classic – Unfortunately, you’ll have to register for this one. It’s worth it, though. If you grew up with computers, you’ll almost definitely feel a bit nostalgic playing the original SimCity.

3. Trivial Blitz – They supply the category, you select the boxes that fit in the category. You get more money with each selection, but you risk it all with each move.

2. BoomShine – Deceptively simple. You click the dot and it expands, setting off a chain reaction of expanding dots with each one it touches. Your goal is to include as many dots as possible in each chain reaction.

1. Quick Stack – Quick Stack is quick, simple, colorful, and highly addictive. The upside, though, is that you’ll probably get sick of in less than 20 minutes, so it won’t distract you from too much work.

The Vietnam Lesson

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The White House is mounting a new PR ploy to bolster support for Bush’s Iraq war policy. Speaking to various veterans’ groups today and tomorrow, the new PR ploy will draw comparisons between the wars in Iraq and Vietnam.

It’s a bit odd, seeing as how in the past Bush has argued against the comparison on numerous occassions, saying it’s "a different situation" and there’s no parallel.  Nevertheless…

As he awaits a crucial progress report on Iraq, President Bush will try to put a twist on comparisons of the war to Vietnam by invoking the historical lessons of that conflict to argue against pulling out.

On Wednesday in Kansas City, Missouri, Bush will tell members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars that “then, as now, people argued that the real problem was America’s presence and that if we would just withdraw, the killing would end,” according to speech excerpts released Tuesday by the White House.

Well, I don’t think people really argued that.  I think anyone familiar with that era, either by living through it or from history books, knows that the argument was that America’s presence exaccerbated the problem.  Which is entirely different from saying that "if we would just withdraw, the killing would end".  So this "argument" is a fictional strawman.

In any event, at the time, supporters of the Vietnam War offered this argument: "if we leave Vietnam, Southeast Asia will fall to Communism".  Well, we left Vietnam, and the Asian “domino theory” turned out to be wrong. As Josh Marshall explained:

Going 40 years on, it is not too much to say that virtually none of the predicted negative repercussions of our departure from Vietnam ever came to pass. Asia didn’t go Communist. Our Asian allies didn’t abandon us. Rather, the Vietnamese began to fall out with her Communist allies…. If anything, the clearest lesson of Vietnam would seem to be that there can be a vast hue and cry about the catastrophic effects of disengagement from a failed policy and it can turn out that none of them are true.

But what is even more ridiculous about the newest Iraq-Vietnam PR ploy is the "lesson" that Vietnam supposedly taught us:

The president will also make the argument that withdrawing from Vietnam emboldened today’s terrorists by compromising U.S. credibility, citing a quote from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden that the American people would rise against the Iraq war the same way they rose against the war in Vietnam, according to the excerpts.

“Here at home, some can argue our withdrawal from Vietnam carried no price to American credibility, but the terrorists see things differently,” Bush will say.

I can never never never never understand why our foreign policy hinges on naysaying the perception that terrorists may or may not have.  Seriously, it’s like a teenager rebelling against whatever their parents say for the sake of rebellion. "Osama thinks X; therefore we must do Y".  What kind of policy is that?  If Osama told us to not jump off a bridge, would we jump?

So apparently, we must stay in Iraq forever wasting money and lives and destroying our position in the world because if we don’t we’ll have proved Osama bin Laden right. Apparently we have permanently ceded our foreign policy to the whim of Osama bin Laden’s taunts.

But that aside, does anyone really believe Osama thinks this?  Several U.S. administrations pursued a failed strategy in Vietnam, we withdrew U.S. troops, and bin Laden, several decades later, said, “A ha! Now we can attack with impunity”?  I don’t think so.  He would have attacked us anyway.

Finally, the president will also apparently argue that proponents of withdrawal from Vietnam are indirectly responsible for tragic massacres in Southeast Asia:

“Whatever your position in that debate, one unmistakable legacy of Vietnam is that the price of America’s withdrawal was paid by millions of innocent citizens, whose agonies would add to our vocabulary new terms like ‘boat people,’ ‘re-education camps’ and ‘killing fields.’ ”

Josh Marshall addresses this factually-challenged meme as well:.

The story of the ‘boat people’ is unquestionably tragic. And there’s little doubt that there are many Iraqis who will pay either with their lives or nationality for aiding us in various ways during our occupation of the country. But to govern our policy on this basis is simply to buy into a classic sunk cost fallacy. A far better — and really quite necessary — policy would be to give asylum to a lot of these people rather than continuing to get more of them into the same position in advance of our inevitable departure.

More concretely though, didn’t the killing fields happen in Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge rather than Vietnam? So doesn’t that complicate the analogy a bit? And didn’t that genocide actually come to an end when the Communist Vietnamese invaded in 1979 and overthrow the Khmer Rouge regime? The Vietnamese Communists may have been no great shakes. But can we get through one of these boneheaded historical analogies while keeping at least some of the facts intact?

Note to Bush: the lesson of Vietnam is that we should not commit U.S. troops to a war that is without clearly-defined goals, recognizeable metrics for when "victory" has occurred, and a clear exit strategy once that victory is achieved.  Moreover, to simply throw more soldiers and money on to a sinking ship, and getting ourselves entranched in a quagmire — that it what destroys America’s credibility.  Perhaps if you were not avoiding service and SOBER during that period in time, you might have learned a thing or two.

Those who have not learned from the past are condemned to repeat it….

UPDATE:  Keith Olbermann weighs in —

“We’ll succeed,” the president concluded, “unless we quit.”

If that’s the lesson about Iraq that Mr. Bush sees in Vietnam, then he needs a tutor.

Or we need somebody else making the decisions about Iraq.

Mr. Bush, there are a dozen central, essential lessons to be derived from our nightmare in Vietnam, but “we’ll succeed unless we quit,” is not one of them.

The primary one — which should be as obvious to you as the latest opinion poll showing that only 31 percent of this country agrees with your tragic Iraq policy — is that if you try to pursue a war for which the nation has lost its stomach, you and it are finished. Ask Lyndon Johnson.

The second most important lesson of Vietnam, Mr. Bush: If you don’t have a stable local government to work with, you can keep sending in Americans until hell freezes over and it will not matter. Ask Vietnamese Presidents Diem or Thieu.

The third vital lesson of Vietnam, Mr. Bush: Don’t pretend it’s something it’s not. For decades we were warned that if we didn’t stop “communist aggression” in Vietnam, communist agitators would infiltrate and devour the small nations of the world, and make their insidious way, stealthily, to our doorstep.

The war machine of 1968 had this “domino theory.”

Your war machine of 2006 has this nonsense about Iraq as “the central front in the war on terror.”

The fourth pivotal lesson of Vietnam, Mr. Bush: If the same idiots who told Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon to stay there for the sake of “peace With honor” are now telling you to stay in Iraq, they’re probably just as wrong now, as they were then … Dr. Kissinger.

And the fifth crucial lesson of Vietnam, Mr. Bush — which somebody should’ve told you about long before you plunged this country into Iraq — is that if you lie your country into a war, your war, your presidency will be consigned to the scrap heap of history.

***

Finally, in Vietnam, we learned the lesson. We stopped endlessly squandering lives and treasure and the focus of a nation on an impossible and irrelevant dream, but you are still doing exactly that, tonight, in Iraq.

And these lessons from Vietnam, Mr. Bush, these priceless, transparent lessons, writ large as if across the very sky, are still a mystery to you.

“We’ll succeed unless we quit.”

No, sir.

We will succeed against terrorism, for our country’s needs, toward binding up the nation’s wounds when you quit, quit the monumental lie that is our presence in Iraq.

ANOTHER UPDATE:  Bush From Years Past himself weighs in:

That damned Google. It keeps track of everything:

Prior the Iraq war, George W. Bush claimed that he had learned some powerful lessons from the Vietnam war. Among those lessons were the fact that U.S. must be "slow to engage troops." "We can never again ask the military to fight a political war," Bush said, adding that "the cause must be just":

A generation shaped by Vietnam must remember the lessons of Vietnam: When America uses force in the world, the cause must be just, the goal must be clear and the victory must be overwhelming. [Bush address to RNC convention, 8/4/00]

The Republican presidential front-runner also says he learned "the lesson of Vietnam." "Our nation should be slow to engage troops. But when we do so, we must do so with ferocity. We must not go into a conflict unless we go in committed to win. We can never again ask the military to fight a political war," Bush wrote. [AP, 11/15/99, reporting on Bush’s biography A Charge To Keep]

RELATED:  The media is falling over itself to talk about the "good news" coming from Iraq.  Even Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama seem to want to climb aboard and rejoice in the "good news".

And it certainly is "good" that are troops are engaging in, and winning, certain battles against insurgents and militia.  And while I hate to rain on everyone’s parade, I think it is important to stress two things:

(1)  We’ve seen this whack-a-mole phenomenon too many times, and we shouldn’t be fooled by it.  Sure — In the north:

About 16,000 U.S. and Iraqi troops began a new operation north of Baghdad targeting insurgents who have fled a crackdown in the restive city of Baqouba, the military said Tuesday.

But meanwhilein the south:

The Shiite-on-Shiite struggle for Iraq’s economically important south has taken a violent turn.

So winning battles is great, but if we will be continuing to fight those battles over and over again, then overall, we’re not really "winning".

(2) Successful military battles don’t reflect an overall successful policy, especially when the political prong of the overall policy is an abject failure:

Our vaunted military has won every battle against insurgents and militias—from the march up to the “thunder runs” that took Baghdad; the assaults on Fallujah to the battles for Sadr City. And yet we still find ourselves stuck in the sands of Mesopotamia. In a New York Times op-ed published Monday, Brookings Institution scholars Michael O’Hanlon and Kenneth Pollack argue that “[w]e are finally getting somewhere in Iraq, at least in military terms.” They go on to describe the myriad ways the surge is succeeding on the security front.

But in emphasizing this aspect of current operations, they downplay the more critical questions relating to political progress and the ability of Iraq’s national government to actually govern. Security is not an end in itself. It is just one component, albeit an important one, of a comprehensive counterinsurgency strategy. Unless it is paired with a successful political strategy that consolidates military gains and translates increased security into support from the Iraqi people, these security improvements will, over time, be irrelevant.

To his credit, John Edwards has got this right, as shown by his latest criticism of Hillary:

"Senator Hillary Clinton’s view that the president’s Iraq policy is ‘working’ is another instance of a Washington politician trying to have it both ways. You cannot be for the President’s strategy in Iraq but against the war. The American people deserve straight talk and real answers on Iraq, not double-speak, triangulation, or political positioning.

"Our military’s hard-won progress in Al-Anbar province should not distract us from the fact that pouring more military resources into Iraq is no substitute for the comprehensive national political solution that will ultimately resolve the situation in Iraq. President Bush’s failed strategy has led to increased terrorism in Iraq, as we saw with the bombing of the Iraqi Parliament months ago in the Green Zone and the recent horrendous bombings in northwest Iraq that killed over 250 people. And despite the surge, the Al-Maliki government is disintegrating before our eyes. Even worse, President Bush’s mistakes in Iraq have only helped make terrorism worse in the world. As the National Intelligence Estimate recently found, Al Qaeda is as strong now as it was before 9/11.

"As Senator Clinton has observed, words have consequences – and she was right. Suggesting that the surge is working completely misrepresents the facts about Iraq. By cherry-picking one instance to validate a failed Bush strategy, it risks undermining the effort in the Congress to end this war.

"The only answer to the conflict in Iraq is a political solution involving all Iraqi and regional parties. Senator Edwards hopes that Senator Clinton will reconsider her ill-advised statement and reaffirm her dedication to using Congress’ constitutional funding power to end this war and help achieve the political solution that would establish stability in Iraq and bring our brave soldiers home to the heroes’ welcome they deserve. Senator Edwards has called for an immediate reduction of 40,000 to 50,000 troops to stop the surge and get all regional parties to begin to find a political solution, for a diplomatic offensive with all regional parties, and for all combat troops to be withdrawn within the next year. With these steps, we can finally put Iraq on the path to stability."

Game, set (but not match) to Edwards.

UPDATE:  Biden weighs in:

President Bush today attempted to draw an analogy to Vietnam, but in fact it’s the President’s policies that are pushing us toward another Saigon moment — with helicopters fleeing the roof of our embassy — which he says he wants to avoid.

The President also continues to play the American people for fools — conflating the terrorists of 9/11 with Al Qaeda in Iraq today. Al Qaeda in Iraq didn’t exist before we invaded — it is a Bush fulfilling prophecy.

Law-Breaking Pastor Calls On God To Smite His Accusers

Ken AshfordCampaign Finance Reform, Election 2008, GodstuffLeave a Comment

Wiley S. Drake recently used Church letterhead — and his talk show broadcast directly from his First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park, CA — to endorse Mike Huckabee for president.  But some atheist jerks at Americans United for Separation of Church and State ratted him out to the IRS, who are now investigating the church’s tax-exempt status.

How did Drake — a pastor, former national Southern Baptist leader, radio talk show host, and author — respond?   Why, as any good Christian would: by imploring his congregation to pray for the immediate, painful deaths of his enemies:

Drake said Wednesday he was "simply doing what God told me to do" by targeting Americans United officials Joe Conn and Jeremy Leaming, whom he calls the "enemies of God."

"God says to pray imprecatory prayer against people who attack God’s church," he said. "The Bible says that if anybody attacks God’s people, David said this is what will happen to them. . . . Children will become orphans and wives will become widows."

Imprecatory prayers are alternately defined as praying for someone’s misfortune, or an appeal to God for justice.

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office," the prayer reads. "Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow."

[UPDATE:  A copy of his press release is here.]

Dude, you can’t be a religious organization and campaign and expect to maintain tax-free status!  That’s the law.  Section 501(c) of the tax code lists who is exempt from paying taxes, and it includes:

(3) Corporations, and any community chest, fund, or foundation,
    organized and
operated exclusively for religious, charitable,
    scientific, testing for public safety, literary, or educational
    purposes, or to foster national or international amateur sports
    competition (but only if no part of its activities involve the
    provision of athletic facilities or equipment), or for the
    prevention of cruelty to children or animals, no part of the net
    earnings of which inures to the benefit of any private shareholder
    or individual, no substantial part of the activities of which is
    carrying on propaganda, or otherwise attempting, to influence
    legislation (except as otherwise provided in subsection (h)), and
    which does not participate in, or intervene in (including the
    publishing or distributing of statements), any political campaign on
    behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for public office
.

So far, God has failed to smite the people at Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

UPDATE:  Eugene Volokh has more.

NASA Cheers As NASA Shuttle Fails To Explode

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Heh:

23426717The space agency best known for crazy diaper-wearing vengeance-killing astronauts, crazy drunken astronauts and a fleet of crippled old space vehicles likely to explode upon takeoff or landing has beaten the odds today and actually brought a broken space shuttle home without being destroyed in the process.

Miraculously, the crew of NASA’s Endeavour all survived the ordeal, although many are rumored to be both drunk and wearing diapers.

The shuttle landed in Florida a few minutes ago, having been called home to Earth early because a new terrible danger — the hurricane churning in the Gulf of Mexico — outweighed the previous danger (big holes in the bottom of the shuttle).

Space experts applauded the mission, which as usual consisted of nothing more than sending the thing up into low Earth orbit, desperately trying to fix it during a number of frantic “spacewalks,” and praying to whatever nearby space god to please let the thing land again without blowing up another teacher.

Earlier generations of Americans actually traveled to the Moon and had ambitious plans to colonize distant planets.

More Floats In The GOP “Moral Values” Parade

Ken AshfordCrime, Republicans, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

From Pam Spaulding:

Case #1: Minnesota State Rep Mark Olsen. The co-sponsor of a (failed) state marriage amendment to ban gays and lesbians from marrying was convicted by a jury for domestic assault. Olsen cried before news cameras last year when he was charged — he allegedly shoved his wife to the ground several times. He was not sent to the pokey; he received two years probation and must pay fines and court costs. Bonus points: his campaign literature boasts his support for “tougher penalties for crime” and “holding legislators accountable for unethical/illegal activities.” Avidor at Dump Mark Olsen has courthouse video.

Obviously, gays and lesbians were a threat to his marriage.  They’re what caused him to push his wife around.

I guess.

Case #2: Angelo Cappelli. In St. Petersburg, Florida, he was hailed as a rising GOP star, with an uncanny ability to raise funds, a hot banking job, lots of friends in the local Republican party and he made it a close race for a seat in House District 52. Unfortunately, Angelo’s got a little problem.

After a six-week investigation, police arrested Cappelli on Wednesday morning at his lawyer’s office on Central Avenue. He faces grand theft and perjury charges, according to St. Petersburg authorities.

Cappelli, 37, is accused of stealing more than $100,000 from the trust of a deceased bank client. By Wednesday evening, Cappelli was out of jail on $55,000 bail. He could not be reached for comment.

Case #3: Lewis County (Washington State) prosecutor Liam Michael Golden. As reader Paul Barwick noted, “another Republican can’t keep it in his pants.”

The tomcatting of the elected prosecutor in this conservative rural town has jeopardized as many as four cases brought by his office and prompted a complaint to the state bar association.

Liam Michael Golden, a Republican who ran unopposed for Lewis County prosecutor last November, is facing allegations that he did not properly disclose past sexual relationships with the mother of a victim in one case and the mother of a defendant in another. His office also charged someone with cyberstalking a woman Golden

Dean Is A Baaaad MothaF– (Shut Yer Mouth!)

Ken AshfordDisastersLeave a Comment

Here are the key records that Dean either broke or otherwise affects:

1. With a minimum central pressure of 906 millibars, Dean was the ninth most intense hurricane ever observed in the Atlantic basin (for comparison Hurricane Katrina’s minimum pressure was 902 millibars).

2. That 906 millibar pressure reading was at landfall, making Dean the third most intense landfalling hurricane known in the Atlantic region and the first Category 5 storm at landfall since 1992’s Hurricane Andrew.

3. When measured by minimum pressure, six of the ten most intense Atlantic hurricanes–Wilma, Rita, Katrina, Mitch, Dean, and Ivan–have occurred in the past ten years.

Most intense Atlantic hurricanes
Intensity is measured solely by central pressure
Rank Hurricane Season Min. pressure
1 Wilma 2005 882 mbar (hPa)
2 Gilbert 1988 888 mbar (hPa)
3 "Labor Day" 1935 892 mbar (hPa)
4 Rita 2005 895 mbar (hPa)
5 Allen 1980 899 mbar (hPa)
6 Katrina 2005 902 mbar (hPa)
7 Camille 1969 905 mbar (hPa)
Mitch 1998 905 mbar (hPa)
9 Dean 2007 906 mbar (hPa)
10 Ivan 2004 910 mbar (hPa)
Source: U.S. Department of Commerce

Read also: Hurricane Dean: 1 Of 10 Most Intense Atlantic Hurricanes Ever Measured