Roughly 70% of Soldiers Still Support Bush

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The other 30% of the soldiers got blown off in Afghanistan and Iraq.

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More from the White House photo-op:

THE PRESIDENT: I’ve been running with Max and Allen — I mean, Neil. I met these guys at Walter Reed. Neil lost both legs, and he told me he’s going to run with me on the South Lawn of the White House. Max lost his leg, and he told me he was going to be jumping out of airplanes with the 101st Airborne.

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Q How does it feel to be with the Commander-in-Chief running around the track?

SERGEANT DUNCAN: Fantastic. It’s an accomplishment. It’s like the pinnacle of recovery, I think. Being a wounded vet, coming of Afghanistan a little over a year-and-a-half ago, being here, running around this track is just amazing. I couldn’t ask for anything better.

THE PRESIDENT: Don’t ask him why he outran me.

Q Why did he outrun you?

THE PRESIDENT: Because he’s a faster runner. Anyway, thank you guys. It’s a proud moment for me, a proud moment.

What the News & Observer says — couldn’t be more true:

One hopes that the administration will go beyond an expression of interest. Bush should move without delay to carry out proposals in the commission’s final report, none of which are overly complicated or costly. Veterans are in need, right now. The Iraq war proceeds. Delay would be unconscionable.

Much of the work that the nine-member commission recommends is common sense and should have been implemented before the rush of casualties began to arrive in military hospitals and on Main Street. For instance, the report calls on the departments of Defense and Veterans Affairs immediately to create comprehensive plans for the wounded, including the care needed, where it should be provided and the proper sequence. It says more needs to be done for service members suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. The process for granting disability needs reform.

The government needs to provide more support for the families of the wounded. Recent surveys show that two-thirds of injured soldiers have reported that family members or close friends spent extended periods of time with them during their hospitalization. One in five left a job to stay with a wounded service member. Certainly, families shouldn’t suffer financial distress in order to help military casualties heal.

Like You Need A Reason?

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Researchers at the University of Texas surveyed people to find out why they had sex.  The total number of reasons: 237, everything from “I wanted to feel closer to God” to “I was drunk.”  The most cited reason: “I was attracted to the person.”

Well, yeah.  I would hope.

Now, there are a lot of reasons to have sex, and quite a few reasons not to have sex.  Of all the reasons not to have sex, I can’t get behind this one:

A  new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"I don’t want to have sex with you because you’re body is composed of dead animal carcasses"? — Now that’s a rejection!

Policy Trumps Facts: Part XXVII

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Yet another example emerges of the Bush Adminstration keeping you in the dark:

A surgeon general’s report in 2006 that called on Americans to help tackle global health problems has been kept from the public by a Bush political appointee without any background or expertise in medicine or public health, chiefly because the report did not promote the administration’s policy accomplishments, according to current and former public health officials.

The report described the link between poverty and poor health, urged the U.S. government to help combat widespread diseases as a key aim of its foreign policy, and called on corporations to help improve health conditions in the countries where they operate.

It’s nice that we have all these experts in government who are knowledgeable about things like global warming and health care, and the government KEEPS that information muzzled.

The report was blocked by a 37 year old guy named William R. Steiger, who is George H.W. Bush’s godson, and whose parents are friends with Rummy and Cheney.   What qualified him to 86 a report on global health?  Was he a doctor?  An epidemiologist?  Nah.  He’s a specialist in education and a scholar of Latin American history .

Enough Already!

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Been kind of busy lately with the last week of "The Full Monty" (more on that in a post later-to-come), so I haven’t been watching the political news lately.  Apparently, I haven’t missed much.

Everybody is still talking about Hillary Clinton’s cleavage (or lack thereof): here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here

How Old Am I?

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According to this place, I have 16 years left on this planet:

Biological Age:           44

Real Age*:                 51.4

Average Life Expectancy:        75

Your Life Expectancy:             67.6

Well, that’s a fine how-do-you-do!  Guess I gotta make some changes….

*Age based on health, lifestyle and habits

The Full Monty: Another Article

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Hat tip to Heather for seeing this article (and from whom I am stealing this photo from our production, and yes, they’re naked here).  Yes, it does kind of act as a "spoiler" but not a severe one of the Harry Potter kind.  Besides, with three nights to go, any publicity at this point is a good thing, and this just might bring in the few people who were nervous about what they might be exposed to:

Fullmontygs0GREENSBORO — In many stage performances, actors must bare their souls to the audience. In tonight’s performance of "The Full Monty," the actors are going to bare, well, something else.

"The Full Monty," originally a British film about a group of unemployed steel workers who decide to strip for money, was adapted to a musical in 2000.
Since then, "The Full Monty" has been featured in touring acts, on Broadway and now, in a joint production between the Community Theatre of Greensboro and The Little Theatre of Winston-Salem, it can be seen in all its glory at the Carolina Theatre.

"It’s a fun play, but it calls for a certain kind of actor," says Mitchel Sommers, Community Theatre’s executive director. "I’m sure they had to go through some soul searching. At the end they are standing onstage completely naked."

Neil Shepherd, a 35-year acting veteran who plays the lead role of Jerry, agrees.

" ‘The Full Monty’ is a little more nerve-racking because you’re actually taking your clothes off in front of people," he says. "I don’t know why that’s different, but you feel more vulnerable."

Can I interject here a moment?  Neil is NOT the one to be giving this quote.  I’ve seen that boy naked in more plays than I’ve seen myself naked in the shower.

But I get his point.

But just because the actors are stripping doesn’t mean audiences should count on getting too much of an eyeful.

Bright lights behind the actors turn them into silhouettes just as they bare all in the final scene.

The trick to this, explains Sommers, is getting the timing down.

"If the light cue doesn’t work, the audience will get the full monty," he says.

And, as a Winston-Salem audience recently learned, sometimes not everything goes according to plan.

"There was one night … there was about two beats where the audience saw everything," says Sommers, laughing. "So, Greensboro better be prepared."

The audience members weren’t the only ones surprised, Shepherd says. "When the lights came up we could see their reaction."

The actors stress that although nudity is the most well-known part of the musical, the characters’ story of overcoming personal and professional obstacles is what they see gripping audiences.

"A lot of people are making a big deal of the nudity, but I see the audiences just eating it up and taking in the journey of these six guys," Shepherd says. "It’s all about these guys who decide to go for this, but at the same time they’re dealing with age and insecurity and being overweight."

Neil nails it.  Good show, Neil.

Though some arguably risqué shows have met protest from residents in the past, this one has yet to meet any resistance.

"When we first opened … and we could see some older people in the crowd, I was a little nervous about how they were going to take it," Shepherd admits. "But at the end they were standing up cheering. I fully attribute it to the story of the play."

Still, actors spend parts of the play wearing only underwear or G-strings, so attendees should count on seeing more skin than usual.

Promises Sommers: "For those that attend, they’re going so see something they’ve never seen before."

P.S.  One of our performers has a fan.

World’s Worst TV Interview

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This trainwreck is difficult to watch:

The interviewee, Holly Hunter, is fine.  It’s the interviewer, Merry Miller, who seemingly can’t get it together.  AWwwwkward. 

At the end, she tips viewers to the NBC website for more information.  Problem is, she’s on ABC.

Bumfuzzled

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

I want so badly to make fun of Kaye Grogan’s latest screed, "Smoking mirrors . . . or a real firestorm?", but I seriously have no clue as to what she is talking about.  Apparently, though something serious is happening.

Classic Kaye Gorgan metaphor-mashing though.  Check out this paragraph toward the end:

We are rapidly moving toward the greatest firestorm ever in the history of America. And in the meantime, if you’re wondering why you’re choking — it’s the smoke billowing off of those old smoking mirrors.

Apparently, Kaye is trying to conjure the phrase "smoke and mirrors", but don’t tell her.  It’s funnier her way.

Saving Private Beauchamp

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Beauchamp45The blogosphere is abuzz over Scott Thomas Beauchamp’s Iraq blogging. Mr. Beauchamp blogged some controversial posts about his military unit for The New Republic, under the pseudonym of Scott Thomas.

The posts were deeply disturbing.  In one, an Iraqi boy who calls himself James Bond has his tongue cut out for talking to Americans; in the other, dogs feast on a corpse in the street. Perhaps the most shocking was this account:

One private, infamous as a joker and troublemaker, found the top part of a human skull, which was almost perfectly preserved. It even had chunks of hair, which were stiff and matted down with dirt. He squealed as he placed it on his head like a crown. It was a perfect fit. As he marched around with the skull on his head, people dropped shovels and sandbags, folding in half with laughter. No one thought tell him to stop. No one was disgusted. Me included.

The right wing blogosphere went nuts, accusing TNR (a publication which has been, by the way, hawkish on the Iraq War) of fabricating a soldier and lying about his experiences. There were repeated attempts to prove that Scott Thomas was a fake.

But yesterday, Mr. Beauchamp unveiled himself, proving that he a) does exist and b) is in Iraq. Rather than admit they were wrong, the right-wing has now taken to slandering Mr. Beauchamp.  It has been vicious.  Here’s a typical example:

Scott Thomas is a lying sack of shit. Every unit has a Scott Thomas, the whiny pissant whose brilliance is never recognized and who is always being abused by the chain of command for stuff that’s not his fault. It would be normal to hear folks telling him to STFU and do his damn job.

The same milblogger also advices Scott Thomas to "watch his back".  His personal life has been probed.

The controversy has become so full blown that even the Washington Post covered it.

Digby, I think, is asbolutely right when she writes:

This soldier certainly had no idea what he was dealing with, and I suspect TNR didn’t either. (Up until now, the right has been sympathetic with their editorial line on the war, after all. For all the disdain for the blogofascists of the left, this is undoubtedly the first time TNR’s felt the full force of the wingnutosphere, which makes our little ideological disagreements look like kisses on the cheek. )

But this is bigger than blogospherics. There has been precious little good writing about the actual gritty experiences of average soldiers in these wars. Everything has been so packaged and marketed from the top that it’s very difficult to get a sense of what it’s like over there. I have no idea if this piece is accurate, but regardless it didn’t seem to me to be an indictment of the military in general, merely a description of the kind of gallows humor and garden variety cruelty that would be likely to escalate in violent circumstances. And so far, there has been nothing substantial brought forward to doubt his story — the shrieking nitpicking of the 101st keyboarders notwithstanding.

It certainly should not have have garnered this vicious right wing attack from everyone from Bill Kristol to the lowliest denizens of the right blogosphere. They want to destroy this soldier for describing things that have been described in war reporting since Homer so they can worship "the troops" without having to admit that the whole endeavor is a bloody, horrible mess that only briefly, and rarely, offers opportunity for heroic battlefield courage (which, of course, it sometimes does as well.)

She ends with these wonderful words:

I hear so much from the right about how they love the troops. But they don’t seem to love the actual human beings who wear the uniform, they love those little GI Joe dolls they played with as children which they could dress up in little costumes and contort into pretzels for their fun and amusement. If they loved the actual troops they wouldn’t require them to be like two dimensional John Waynes, withholding their real experiences and feelings for fear that a virtual armchair lynch mob would come after them.

Thank God Joseph Heller and James Jones and Erich Maria Remarque and countless others aren’t trying to write their books today. They’d be burned as heretics by a bunch of nasty boys and girls who have fetishized "the troops" into a strange form of Boy Band eroticism — that empty, nonthreatening form of masculinity the tweens use to bridge the scary gap between puberty and adolescence. Private Peter Pan reporting for duty.

The real men for them are the civilians on 24 torturing suspected terrorists for an hour each week, keeping the lil’est tough guys safe from harm with hard sadism and easy answers. That’s where this wingnut war is really being fought. With popcorn.

Greenwald calls this one of Digby’s best posts ever, and adds:

I would simply add that right-wing troop-exploiters always reserve their most hateful, vicious and deeply personal attacks for soldiers and veterans who deviate from their political church — Jack Murtha, John Kerry, Wes Clark, Max Cleland, Scott Beauchamp. Similarly, the minute Pat Tillman’s political views became known, the use they had for him vanished (and nobody has less interest in finding out what happened to Pat Tillman than they do). As Digby points out, they "support the troops" only to the extent that the troops are useful props for their political agenda.

Digby is quite right.  The right’s view of the war is that it is some clean, sanitized movie from the 1950’s.  But war was NEVER like that — only war movies.  And while they try to build heroes of our soldiers, they are fictional heroes, not authentic humans.  Pat Tillman is another example — once a darling of the right, it now appears that his death was, shall we say, somewhat less valourous than we were led to be believe (i.e., he wasn’t killed in combat so much as murdered by his own squad):

Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three bullet holes in Pat Tillman’s forehead and tried without success to get authorities to investigate whether the former NFL player’s death amounted to a crime, according to documents obtained by The Associated Press.

“The medical evidence did not match up with the, with the scenario as described,” a doctor who examined Tillman’s body after he was killed on the battlefield in Afghanistan in 2004 told investigators.

The doctors — whose names were blacked out — said that the bullet holes were so close together that it appeared the Army Ranger was cut down by an M-16 fired from a mere 10 yards or so away.

Ultimately, the Pentagon did conduct a criminal investigation, and asked Tillman’s comrades whether he was disliked by his men and whether they had any reason to believe he was deliberately killed. The Pentagon eventually ruled that Tillman’s death at the hands of his comrades was a friendly-fire accident.

The Associated Press, through a FOIA request, received some information that is stunning — and raises the specter that Tillman might have been murdered by a U.S. colleague.

– In his last words moments before he was killed, Tillman snapped at a panicky comrade under fire to shut up and stop “sniveling.”

– Army attorneys sent each other congratulatory e-mails for keeping criminal investigators at bay as the Army conducted an internal friendly-fire investigation that resulted in administrative, or non-criminal, punishments.

– The three-star general who kept the truth about Tillman’s death from his family and the public told investigators some 70 times that he had a bad memory and couldn’t recall details of his actions.

– No evidence at all of enemy fire was found at the scene — no one was hit by enemy fire, nor was any government equipment struck.

I’m not a pacifist, but I think people who are so gung-ho for war ought to understand what war necessarily entails.  It’s NOT a freakin’ John Wayne movie.  These things happen, and anyone who is serious about talking about war should do from a reality-based perspective.  Support the troops?  Sure.  Fetishisize them?  No way.  As Farley writes:

Young men in war suffer incredible pressures, pressures that civilians can’t begin to comprehend. Sometimes they do horrible things, but they probably wouldn’t have done them if they hadn’t been placed in extraordinarily difficult situations. Facing criticism about such actions from people who cannot understand the context can be extremely unsettling. Nevertheless, horrific behavior on the part of soldiers is an inevitable part of war, and as such needs to be taken into account when we think about war. To do that, we need to face facts, and not pretend that awful things never happen.

See also, Tbogg: "We love our military except for that one guy. He sucks"

UPDATE: Andrew Sullivan is interesting:

"So why the craziness?

Partly, I think, new media hatred of TNR. Partly that Thomas is obviously a liberal Democrat who’s also a soldier. But mainly, it seems to me, the conservative blogosphere has taken such an almighty empirical beating this last year that they have an overwhelming psychic need to lash out at those still clinging to sanity on the war. This Scott Thomas story is a godsend for these people, a beautiful distraction from the reality they refuse to face.

It combines all the usual Weimar themes out there: treasonous MSM journalists, treasonous soldiers, stories of atrocities that undermine morale (regardless of whether they’re true or not), and blanket ideological denial. We have to understand that some people still do not believe that the U.S. is torturing or has tortured detainees, still do not believe that torture or murder or rape occurred at Abu Ghraib, still believe that everyone at Gitmo is a dangerous terrorist captured by US forces, and still believe we’re winning in Iraq. If you believe all this and face the mountains of evidence against you, you have to act ever more decisively and emphatically to refute any evidence that might undermine this worldview."

Sounds right to me.

The Full Monty: Closing Week

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I walked through the stage door without much excitement.  We were about to enter Week 4 — the final week — of "Full Monty" performances.  Don’t get me wrong — I love doing the show, but I knew what to expect.  We had all been away from the show for over four days, so naturally, we weren’t going to be as crisp.  Plus, it was a Thursday night audience — typically not a large, nor vocal, audience.

Could I have been more wrong?

Last night’s audience was the largest we’ve had to date — in excess of 500 — and they were LOVING it. (UPDATE:  Just found out it was a benefit for a new shelter opening in G’boro).  More importantly, the cast was tight.  A substitute pianist — who was good, but different — was a little off-throwing (not that the audience noticed), but our new "flyboy" Robby (with whom I acted in "Miss Firecracker") handled the ropes like he’d been there all along.  Jamie (our esteemed director) commented that it was one of the best Thursday evening performances he’d seen of any show, and I have to agree — both from a performance perspective and from an audience-reaction perspective, it was top-notch.

I think the four days rest did everyone a lot of good.  We had been going full steam for quite a while — the second weekend of the Winston-Salem run, then the week of tech in Greensboro, then the first weekend in Greensboro.  It wears on everyong, especially the leads.

Only three performances left.  After the show last night, Allie, who was seeing the show for the second time, asked if I would miss it.  I thought for a second.  "Yeah, I really will".

But just because I will miss it doesn’t mean you should miss seeing it.  Or seeing it again.  Info for tickets on the right hand column.

High Flying, Adored

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NASA astronauts flying in space …drunkAstronauts?!?

Hmmmmm…..

Scottiescotch Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkard

10) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.
9) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.
8) Starts the ship’s self-destruct sequence just to fuck with the yeoman who blew him off in the officer’s lounge.
7) Each time you discover a new planet he tells Spock to scan the surface for cheap scotch and loose females.
6) The first thing he says when negotiating with Romulans is, “So, what’s the ale situation?”
5) McCoy tells him, “I’m a doctor, Jim, not a bartender!”
4) He keeps slipping down to the engineering room to “discuss ancient Scottish traditions” with Scotty.
3) Giggles every time Spock says they should launch a “deep space probe.”
2) Whenever a female yeoman brings him a clipboard he tries to open a tab.
1) Is willing to make beer runs into the neutral zone.