So Much For The Constitution

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"A U.S. attorney would not be permitted to bring contempt charges or convene a grand jury in an executive privilege case," said a senior official, who said his remarks reflect a consensus within the administration. "And a U.S. attorney wouldn’t be permitted to argue against the reasoned legal opinion that the Justice Department provided. No one should expect that to happen."

The official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the issue publicly, added: "It has long been understood that, in circumstances like these, the constitutional prerogatives of the president would make it a futile and purely political act for Congress to refer contempt citations to U.S. attorneys."

Mark J. Rozell, a professor of public policy at George Mason University who has written a book on executive-privilege issues, called the administration’s stance "astonishing."

"That’s a breathtakingly broad view of the president’s role in this system of separation of powers," Rozell said. "What this statement is saying is the president’s claim of executive privilege trumps all."

When you break this Washington Post article down to its essence, it says this:

"According to the Bush Administration, nobody in the Bush Administration can be prosecuted for contempt (i.e., failing to comply with a congressional subpoena) because the prosecutors themselves (i.e., the DOJ) are within the Bush Administration and must do the Bush Administration’s budding."

Or, put more simply, the Bush White House is now claiming that they can break the law, because they are the law.

Scary times we live in.  Eric Alterman thinks we’re dangerously close to a constitutional crisis:

So we have come this far: The president and vice president assert a right to defy the law, and if Congress lets them get away with it, then the law is not the law.

6 years ago, bin Laden wanted to destroy the fabric of America.  He took thousands of lives and some very expensive real estate, but he ultimately failed in destroying the things that America stood for.  Bush, on the other hand, has succeeded where bin Laden failed.

Greenwald nails it down:

What is most significant is, as always, the underlying theory on which this claim is based. From the Post article:

David B. Rifkin, who worked in the Justice Department and White House counsel’s office under presidents Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush, praised the position and said it is consistent with the idea of a "unitary executive." In practical terms, he said, "U.S. attorneys are emanations of a president’s will." And in constitutional terms, he said, "the president has decided, by virtue of invoking executive privilege, that is the correct policy for the entire executive branch."

Just contemplate what that actually means. One of the primary, defining attributes of a civilized society that lives under the rule of law is prosecutorial independence. Without that, political opponents of those in power can be prosecuted for political rather than legal reasons. And worse still, our most powerful political leaders are free to break the law with impunity because they control the prosecutorial process, which — in this warped view of our republic — means that presidents have an absolute power to block criminal prosecution of their subordinates who break the law, provided it was done at the President’s behest.

The administration’s theory is an absolute denial of prosecutorial independence. It means that federal prosecutors are nothing more than obedient servants of the President. They are not merely appointed by the President, but their specific decisions about whether to prosecute executive branch officials for criminal acts are controlled and dictated by the President. They are nothing more, as Rifkin said, than "emanations of the president’s will."

It is hard to overstate how threatening that posture is to the defining attribute of a government that lives under the rule of law.

He adds:

The theory they are touting places criminal Executive Branch employees beyond the reach of courts, and means that they would have the right to defy any court which rejects their theory and rules against them. Though they have not yet explicitly exercised that court-defying power, they clearly believe they possess it.

The Ed Brown Standoff

Ken AshfordEconomy & Jobs & Deficit16 Comments

This story — about a couple of nutjobs in New Hampshire — just came up on my radar.  They’re in a months long standoff with the state and federal government for refusing to pay their taxes.

Wikipedia got me up to date.

I’ve had online debates with people who insist that the federal income tax is illegal.  The arguments advanced by these groups include:

  • False arguments that the 16th Amendment to the Constitution (authorizing the income tax) was not properly ratified

  • False arguments that the Internal Revenue Code was not properly enacted by Congress

  • False arguments that the Internal Revenue Service was not properly constituted by either Congress or the Department of the Treasury (and is therefore operating as an "illegal" entity)

  • False arguments that "income" cannot be defined, and therefore cannot be owed

  • False arguments that only foreigners and citizens of the United States (falsely limited to citizens of the District of Columbia, Guam, Puerto Rico, etc.) are liable to pay income tax, and state citizens are not liable for income tax — i.e., false arguments that the payment of income tax is really "voluntary" (you’d have to be a real sucker to believe this one).

Each one of these arguments are demonstrably false.  I rank these people right up there with 9/11 conspiracy theorists.– total whackos.

The Browns argument seems to fall under the thoroughly-bogus "legal" argument that they are not "citizens" of the United States, since that term is not defined, and therefore they cannot be taxed as "citizens".  This is because the Constitution states that people are "citizens" of the state in which they reside.  People like the Browns don’t understand the concept of "CONCURRENT CITIZENSHIP", which means that we are citizens of the state in which we reside AND the country in which we reside.

In other words, people like the Browns are idiots.

Anyway, I’ll be keeping my eye on this story.  I think it’s going to end in bloodshed.

Lifted (and Other Things)

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(1) I haven’t seen "Ratatouille", but I hear it’s really good.

I also hear that the animated short, "Lifted", that they show before the feature is pretty good too.  Not only do I hear it; I know it.  Because here it is…..

In my humble opinion, what Disney was to the 20th century, Pixar will be to the 21st.

(2)  A guy visited (and made purchases at) every Starbucks in Manhattan — in one day.  Anyone who has been to New York lately knows this is an incredible feat — there are 171 of them on that small island.  That means he had to visit one every seven minutes over the course of 20 hours.  He made a movie of it, which you can see on the 171 Starbucks website.

(3)  Reviews of "Xanadu" (I’m talking the new Broadway musical version) are pretty bad:

For the New York Times, Charles Isherwood writes that "’This is like children’s theater for 40-year-old gay people!’

Clive Barnes in the NY Post writes "…in the end, “Xanadu” reminded me of something, and it wasn’t “Starlight Express” or even disco. It was “Ishtar.”"

For Reuters and the Hollywood Reporter, Frank Scheck writes that "Unfortunately, such self-consciousness is not likely to increase your enjoyment of this slipshod enterprise, which belongs more in a fringe festival than on Broadway. Despite running a mere 90 minutes, it quickly proves wearisome in its one-note camp attitude."

Read more.

AL East A Little Too Interesting For My Liking

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C’mon guys:

Just two weeks ago, Boston was cruising with a 12-game lead in the division. But after the Kansas City Royals beat the Red Sox 6-5 on Wednesday, and the Yankees beat the Toronto Blue Jays 6-1, the lead is down to seven — the closest it’s been since after games of May 12.

"Are the Yankees back in it?" Boston’s Coco Crisp said. "They were never out of it."

The Red Sox have led the AL East for 95 straight days and still have the biggest lead in any of the six divisions. But the Yankees have won eight of their last 10 games, while the Red Sox are 3-7 in that stretch.

East W L PCT GB Home Away DIV Streak
Boston 56 38 .596 31-18 25-20 21-11 Lost 2
NY Yankees 48 44 .522 7 29-18 19-26 14-18 Won 5
Toronto 45 49 .479 11 26-19 19-30 18-19 Lost 3
Baltimore 42 52 .447 14 22-22 20-30 14-11 Lost 1
Tampa Bay 37 56 .398 18 1/2 22-27 15-29 9-17 Won 2

Sex Scandal Du Jour

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Today’s sex scandal comes from North Carolina.

Will it involve a GOP politician?  Or a Christian activist?

How about …both??

Cabarrus County Commissioner Coy Privette was charged this morning with six counts of aiding and abetting prostitution. He was released from the Rowan County Jail on a written promise to appear, police said.

Privette, a former N.C. State Representative and retired Baptist minister, could not immediately be reached for comment.

Privette, it turns out, was once director of the Christian Action League of North Carolina for 15 years, and is a crusader for the removal of all things alcoholic from North Carolina.

But he loooooves the ladies (of the evening).

UPDATE:  More info here

The allegations involve alleged meetings at Rowan County hotel rooms with the same prostitute, dating back several months. Privette on two occasions allegedly paid the prostitute with checks then reported those checks as stolen, officials said.

Kinda Like The Old Soviet Union, Huh?

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Wonkette:

Here’s the latest “executive order” from your beloved somehow-not-yet-impeached president: “Blocking Property of Certain Persons Who Threaten Stabilization Efforts in Iraq.” What’s it say?  If the White House decides that you are in any way “undermining efforts” in Iraq, or related to Iraq or pretty much anything else, the Treasury Department is authorized to seize your money, property, stocks, etc. The pride is back!

Neocon Jokes

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Reformed Iraq War supporter and Log Cabin Republican Andrew Sullivan made a neocon joke yesterday — now he’s started a stampede.

Some of my favorites:

Q.  How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A.  Neocons don’t bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.

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Q.  How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A.  That’s an interesting question, one that I’m sure future historians will investigate in detail.  Look, let me address this issue up front: I don’t know who’s been installing light bulbs or who hasn’t.  That’s none of my business.  There’s a lot of different views, there’s a range of views, and a lot of concerns, and we are working to accommodate those concerns.  We know at this point that we still have some work to do and we are working very hard to address these issues.  We’re not making estimates. At this point what you’ve had are some fairly — you had some dramatic testimony and comments — by the way, you can expect people to be ventilating these differing points of views in coming days.  Our view is you have to have a resolution that offers a solution.  And you’re going to have people — there is sometimes, you’ll be surprised to hear, a disparity between comments made in public for domestic audiences around the world, and comments made in private, as well.  In short, we don’t want to comment on an ongoing investigation.

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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Joe Lieberman are all flying over New Orleans in a Blackhawk, surveying the progress that has been made in rebuilding the city and the levees. As they fly over the Ninth Ward, Cheney looks out the window, grins, and says, "You know, I could throw a thousand-dollar bill out the window right now and make one of those poor bastards very happy."

Bush says, "Well, I could throw ten hundred-dollar bills out the window right now and make TEN people very happy."

Not to be outdone, Lieberman chimes in, "Oh yeah? Well, I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a HUNDRED Americans very happy."

Hearing this, the copter pilot rolls his eyes and says, "Man, I could throw all three of you out the window and make 300 million Americans very happy."

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Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. George Bush predicts the light bulb will be fully capable of changing itself within 3 months.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a neocon with a lemming?

A: Peace.

Broadway Flashback

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The original Broadway cast of You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown, performing on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Recognize anyone in the cast?  The role of Charlie Brown is played by Gary Burghoff ("Radar" on M*A*S*H*).  Some of you may also recognize Skip Hinnant (as "Snoopy") of the old TV show Electric Company (he played, among other things, "Fargo North, Decoder"), and Bob Balaban (as "Linus") of Best in Show and other Christopher Guest movies.

Sex Education For Kindergarteners

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Our national media is so bad.  I mean, it is atrociously bad.

Check out this ABC News headline: Sex Ed for Kindergarteners ‘Right Thing to Do,’ Says Obama

The story begins:

ABC News’ Teddy Davis and Lindsey Ellerson Report: Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., told Planned Parenthood Tuesday that sex education for kindergarteners, as long as it is "age-appropriate," is "the right thing to do."

Now, if you look at that, you would think that Obama is thinking we should talk about erections and fallopian tubes and zygotes and, you know, intercourse — to five year olds.

Naturally, headlines like that serve as red meat for the right wing.  For example, Matt Margolis of GOP Bloggers writes:

This is absurd. There is no reason why we need the schools to teach kids that are five years old about something that should be left to the parents. What’s even scarier is that he told Planned Parenthood that sex education for kindergartners is "the right thing to do" as long as it is "age-appropriate." Oh yeah? And who gets to decide what is "age-appropriate?"

Gateway Pundit adds:

Of course, Barak has no idea how insulting his remarks are as he goes on about how six-year-olds can benefit from sex education.

Then there’s Right Wing News: "Obama Is A Radical Liberal Who Wants To Expose Kindergartners To Sex And Force You To Pay For Abortions"

UPDATE:  Now, Mitt Romney is lating into Obama about this:

You get the idea.

Jlvn344lBut, as is usually the case, you have to go deep into the story to realize that there is far LESS to the story than it appears:

When Obama’s campaign was asked by ABC News to explain what kind of sex education Obama considers "age appropriate" for kindergarteners, the Obama campaign pointed to an Oct. 6, 2004 story from the Daily Herald in which Obama had "moved to clarify" in his Senate campaign that he "does not support teaching explicit sex education to children in kindergarten. . . The legislation in question was a state Senate measure last year that aimed to update Illinois’ sex education standards with ‘medically accurate’ information . . . ‘Nobody’s suggesting that kindergartners are going to be getting information about sex in the way that we think about it,’ Obama said. ‘If they ask a teacher ‘where do babies come from,’ that providing information that the fact is that it’s not a stork is probably not an unhealthy thing. Although again, that’s going to be determined on a case by case basis by local communities and local school boards.’"

In addition to local schools informing kindergarteners that babies do not come from the stork, the state legislation Obama supported in Illinois, which contained an "opt out" provision for parents, also envisioned teaching kindergarteners about "inappropriate touching," according to Obama’s presidential campaign. Despite Obama’s support, the legislation was not enacted.

I acknowledge that there is room for reasonable disagreement about the level of "sex education" you give to children (and who gives it), but Barack Obama’s "sex education" suggestion merely amounts to:

  1. Warning kids about what constitutes a “bad touch”
  2. Telling kids that babies grow inside mommies, and are made by mommies and daddies — but not explaining exactly how they’re made, since that’s not really relevant
  3. Allowing parents to determine whether or not their kids should think the stork brings children

Where is the objection in any of that?

So what is the purpose of that headline — "Sex Ed for Kindergarteners ‘Right Thing to Do,’ Says Obama" — other than to enflame a controversy where virtually little exists?

UPDATE:  Kudos to Pat Robertson’s people for, you know, actually getting what Obama was saying.  From the CBN website:

So, at this point at least, what Obama is referring to is teaching five year olds about inappropriate touching. The Obama campaign also tells The Brody File that parents would be able to opt out. As for further details, the touching aspect seems to be the main idea here. Obama doesn’t want to hand out condoms to five year olds. He doesn’t want cucumber demonstrations as part of show and tell. The legitimate reasonable discussion here is whether the federal government and/or local school boards should get involved in providing these five year olds information about inappropriate touching or should it be left up to families only.

Still, The Romney campaign is already ripping Barack Obama. The campaign is sending out this You Tube video where Mitt Romney spoke about this last night in a Colorado Springs speech….

I must say that Romney’s comments suggesting that Obama wants to teach sex education to kindergarteners is a little misleading. Because he didn’t put in the proper context, many in the audience probably left thinking that Obama is ok with the condoms and cucumber approach.

Also, Misty at Shakesville adds:

I think certain adults get all freaked about it because sex = “naughty” or “dirty” fun. Hubba-hubba and all that. But kids don’t think of it that way and won’t associate all the “adultness” or “naughty fun” with it just by the simple explanation of how sex and the body work to “make a baby”. The truth of the matter is, it’s as non-sexy and non-a big deal as explaining digestion or breathing. It just simply IS.

Sounds right to me.

A Movie That Won’t Play Around Here

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Too bad, because it looks good:

It’s no wonder that we can’t succeed in Iraq.  Our war administrators get fooled by actors:

In March, he was declared captured. In May, he was declared killed, and his purported corpse was displayed on state-run TV. But on Wednesday, Abu Omar Baghdadi, the supposed leader of an Al Qaeda-affiliated group in Iraq, was declared nonexistent by U.S. military officials, who said he was a fictional character created to give an Iraqi face to a foreign-run terrorist organization.

An Iraqi actor has been used to read statements attributed to Baghdadi, who since October has been identified as the leader of the Islamic State of Iraq group, said U.S. Army Brig. Gen. Kevin Bergner.

When the Iraqi militants start doing the your-shoe-is-untied gambit, we’re done for.

RELATED:  A short video about College Republicans who support the war but somehow find reasons for not actually enlisting and fighting (they also talk about "the gay" too):

I Wonder…

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When this photo was taken, did the photographer know that he/she was possibly taking the picture of two future presidents?

Futurepresidents

Damn hippies.

The Wizard Of Oz (1910)

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Yup, the classic movie "The Wizard of Oz" with Judy Garland was actually a re-make of this 1910 silent film, which runs about 13 minutes.

RELATED:  You might also enjoy these excepts from a really bad 1971 Turkish version of "The Wizard Of Oz"

3D Email

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How many times have you been pouring through your email, thinking to yourself, "Gosh! I wish this email was in 3-D?"

Well, now you can enjoy your e-mail in 3-D.  Yes, FINALLY!

By the pool.

Where other swimmers and sunbathers represent your emails.

I guess.

Where spam (represented by thong-wearing fat guys?) gets fed to the virtual sharks.

I think.

Honestly, I can’t decide if this is cool or really really stupid.  Or maybe even a hoax?

Visit the 3D Mailbox website and figure it out for yourself:

Think of 3D Mailbox as email meets videogame. Or as an email metaverse. Do you love videogames? Are you passionate about email? Then 3D Mailbox is for you. It’s e-mail for the visual generation.

3D Mailbox turns your emails into people: In the first level, Miami Beach, beautiful models represent good email, and goofy Sumo guys represent spam. Chill with your email poolside and in private cabanas, and feed your spam to the sharks! The beautiful locales and Brazilian background music make you feel like you’re on vacation any time of the day.

Finally . . . The Full Monty Promos

Ken AshfordLocal Interest2 Comments

Fixed the aspect ratio problem (still a little off but whatever), fixed the sound problem….

But the file was too big too upload to Youtube or VideoEgg.  Had to break it up and lower the quality a tad…..

And then Youtube went down for maintenance….

And then it took FOREVER to upload to VideoEgg…

But here it is, such as it is…. [NOTE: For a Full Monty overload, play all five at the same time!]

By the way, we had a piano accompianment only for these promo shots.  The actual show has a hot band, and (unlike these videos) kickass sound.

Part One:  "Man" Teaser and "You Rule My World" Excerpt

Things to look for:

  • Neil’s growling "yeah"
  • Well, Emily and Heather, natch

Part Two:  "Life With Harold" Teaser and "Scrap" Excerpt

Things to look for:

  • Jamie told me to put my finger to my lip, so I did
  • Neil’s very nice extension of "that’s importaaaaaant – yeah"
  • The black power salute at the end, added at the last moment because the other gesture we do is too risque for morning TV (it’s really not, but they said it was)

Part Three: Teaser and "Woman’s World" Excerpt

Things to look for:

  • Emily changing "pissed" to "mad" (again, for the morning TV audience)
  • Yunique bringing it despite the fact that it’s 7:15 (Hey! She said "butt"!)
  • What is the weatherwoman saying at the end?  They play with G-strings in the makeup room of the Fox 8 morning show?!?  TMI, dear.

Part Four: Strip Act Performed By A Perhaps Mentally-Challenged and/or Drunk Man Teaser, "Let It Go" Excerpt, and Slightly Disturbing Molestation of Ralph by Fox 8 Weatherwoman

Things to look for:

  • For those of you not familiar with the show, I’m supposed to strip badly (and actually, I’m not the one who does that anyway)
  • "Why did you stop ’em?" asks Cindy, the anchorwoman.  Um, because your producer didn’t want the guys to go too far?
  • The chyron: "Studies show that humans walking on two legs use only one-quarter the energy of chimps walking on all fours" — not sure that’s the best thing to have there while the guys are stripping (although I realize it wasn’t planned that way)
  • The men’s calander magazine pose
  • The weatherwoman treating Ralph like he’s Buddah or something

Part Five:  "Michael Jordan’s Ball" Teaser and "Breeze Off The River" Excerpt

  • Neil was on his game all morning; sit back and enjoy
  • Nice of Jake to show up only to be unseen under those covers