Wheeee! Let’s All Play!

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values, Women's IssuesLeave a Comment

From a federal government website:

Abortions can have complications. There may be emotional consequences, as well: some women say that they feel sad and some use more alcohol or drugs than before.

The notable thing about this statement is that it is undeniably true.  "Some" women do feel sad, and "some" women use more alcohol or drugs than before.

Of course, the following is also undeniably true:

  • Some women who have abortions don’t feel sad.
  • Some women who have abortions use less alcohol or drugs than before.

Undeniably true, huh?  As long as you use the vague word "some", you can basically assert any claim you want to, yes?  Let’s keep going:

  • Some women who don’t have abortions feel sad.
  • Some women who don’t have abortions use more alcohol or drugs later on in life after giving birth.

Wheeee! We’re on a roll.  Let’s keep going:

  • Some women who end up carrying their child to term …end up being murdered by that child!!!
  • Some women who choose not to have an abortion get in horrible car accidents.
  • In rare instances, some women who choose not to have an abortion get struck by lightening.

Play at home.

Lady Bird

Ken AshfordIn Passing1 Comment

I don’t have much to say about her passing.  I didn’t really know much about her from an historical perspective, and I always thought that whole family was kind of silly. 

But I will give her mad props for this:

As first lady, she was perhaps best known as the determined environmentalist who wanted roadside billboards and junkyards replaced with trees and wildflowers. She raised hundreds of thousands of dollars to beautify Washington. The $320 million Highway Beautification Bill, passed in 1965, was known as ”The Lady Bird Bill,” and she made speeches and lobbied Congress to win its passage.

Were it not for Lady Bird, your commute to and from work would be an endless stream of billboards, one right after another, like this:

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But thanks to Lady Bird, you’re more likely to see this:

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Not a bad legacy….

So think of the lat Lady Bird next time you drive on the highway.

Ye Olden Dayes

Ken AshfordRandom MusingsLeave a Comment

The Atlantic reprints an article from 1982, in which one of its writers was shares his experience of working on something called a "computer":

When I sit down to write a letter or start the first draft of an article, I simply type on the keyboard and the words appear on the screen. For six months, I found it awkward to compose first drafts on the computer. Now I can hardly do it any other way. It is faster to type this way than with a normal typewriter, because you don’t need to stop at the end of the line for a carriage return (the computer automatically "wraps" the words onto the next line when you reach the right-hand margin), and you never come to the end of the page, because the material on the screen keeps sliding up to make room for each new line. It is also more satisfying to the soul, because each maimed and misconceived passage can be made to vanish instantly, by the word or by the paragraph, leaving a pristine green field on which to make the next attempt.

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Is Bush Committing A Felony?

Ken AshfordAttorney FiringsLeave a Comment

Bush has order his former counsel Harriet Miers to not respond to the Congressional subpoena.

You can’t do that.

You can show up in response to the subpoena and claim some sort of executive privilege (see Taylor, Sara), or you can show up and lie (see, Gonzales, Alberto).  But you just can’t order someone to not show up, because that’s a felony:

18 U.S.C. Sec. 1505 : … Whoever corruptly … influences, obstructs, or impedes … the due and proper exercise of the power of inquiry under which any inquiry or investigation is being had by either House, or any committee of either House or any joint committee of the Congress … [s]hall be fined under this title, [or] imprisoned not more than 5 years … or both.

18 U.S.C. Sec. 1515(b): As used in section 1505, the term "corruptly" means acting with an improper purpose, personally or by influencing another, including … withholding, [or] concealing … information.

Just saying….

Yet Another GOP Sex Scandal

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

What IS it with these people?

Just days after the "family values" senator from Louisiana, Sen. Vitter, got caught frequenting prostitutes, we now learn that a Repubican state representative from Florida has been paying to get blowjobs in Florida restrooms.

Wait, not paying to get them; he was caught offering to give them in exchange for twenty bucks.  He tried to solicit an undercover cop.

I guess the state legislature gig doesn’t pay good enough, so he haD to supplement his income.

Ugh.

His name is Bob Allen, and he is — and presumably will be "was" — co-chair of the John McCain’s presidential campaign team in Florida.

I Caught About 30 Seconds Of The Bush Press Conference On Iraq

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070712_bush_hmed_8ah2_2Man, does our president smirk a lot!

And he smirks on all the wrong words.  "Sectarian violence" — he smirked on that phrase.  "Send more troops" — he smirked on that phrase.

It’s really kind of creepy.

But according to MSNBC, the White House report on Iraq cites success on 8 goals, failure on 8, mixed effort on 2, which Bush calls a C-.  And that’s after the White House spin!  Of course, given Bush’s educational background, a C- is probably "good" in his eyes.

Biden has the best quote so far:

“This progress report is like the guy who’s falling from a 100-story building and says half-way down that ‘everything’s fine.’"

Anyway, at one point during the presser — the point I happened to catch — Bush equated al-Qaeda in Iraq (now popularly shortened to "AQI") with the al-Qaeda of September 11th, saying they were the "same thing".  A CNN reporter jumped in on that, asking what evidence he had.  Bush’s response was that AQI had sworn allegience to bin Laden.

Sorry, but that dog don’t hunt.

Listen, I can swear allegience to the Red Sox, but that does not make be a Red Sox player, you know what I mean?

There simply is no evidence — and Bush gave none — that AQI is controlled, funded, or run by bin Laden and his cohorts.  This was pointed out months ago in the Washington Post:

Al-Qaeda in Iraq is the United States’ most formidable enemy in that country. But unlike Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaeda organization in Pakistan, U.S. intelligence officials and outside experts believe, the Iraqi branch poses little danger to the security of the U.S. homeland.

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Attacking the United States clearly remains on bin Laden’s agenda. But the likelihood that such an attack would be launched from Iraq, many experts contend, has sharply diminished over the past year as al-Qaeda in Iraq (AQI) has undergone dramatic changes. Once believed to include thousands of "foreign fighters," it is now an overwhelmingly Iraqi organization whose aims are likely to remain focused on the struggle against the Shiite majority in Iraq, U.S. intelligence officials said.

Although AQI’s top leader, Abu Ayyub al-Masri, is thought to be Egyptian, most members "are Iraqis, both in terms of leaders and foot soldiers," said one counterterrorism official. He and other officials estimated that Iraqis make up 90 percent of AQI’s several thousand fighters.

They are not the same.  al Qaeda in Iraq poses no threat to us, unlike, the real al Qaeda, which — we learn here — is thriving at September 2001 levels:

U.S. intelligence analysts have concluded al-Qaida has rebuilt its operating capability to a level not seen since just before the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, The Associated Press has learned.

The conclusion suggests that the group that launched the most devastating terror attack on the United States has been able to rebuild despite nearly six years of bombings, war and other tactics aimed at crippling it.

Buried deep in that article is this strange paragraph:

The findings could bolster the president’s hand at a moment when support on Capitol Hill for the war is eroding and the administration is struggling to defend its decision for a military buildup in Iraq.

WTF???

The findings that the real al Qaeda is strong could bolster the President’s hand?  Well, probably, because the President’s engine operates on the fuel of fear.  But shouldn’t it work the opposite?  Shouldn’t people say, "Hey, al Qaeda’s threat is just gone back UP to 2001 levels under your watch, Mr. President, which means you are a FAILURE"?!?!?!?

UPDATE:  Sully weighs in on the Bush press conference:

Worse, the president conflated every single radical element in the Middle East into one amorphous anti-American entity. It appears that he sees Shiite militias, Hezbollah, al Qaeda, Hamas and the Sunni insurgents as indistinguishable. He has even said baldly that the people bombing and murdering in Iraq are the same people who attacked us on 9/11. The Shiite militias? The Baathist dead-enders? Is he serious? He seems to be still operating under the premise that the fundamental dynamic is one between democracy and radicalism. At some very broad and general level, that’s not wrong. But in terms of forming policy, it’s close to useless. Actually, it’s worse than useless. We have a president who seems unable to understand the critical dynamics of the war he is allegedly waging. Is he capable of understanding the complexity? Does he really think we need another lecture on the evil of al Qaeda? Does he really think that’s what we’re arguing about at this point?

Cult Of Personality Trumps Health Care

Ken AshfordHealth CareLeave a Comment

Unbelieveable:

Former Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona told a Congressional panel Tuesday that top Bush administration officials repeatedly tried to weaken or suppress important public health reports because of political considerations.

The administration, Dr. Carmona said, would not allow him to speak or issue reports about stem cells, emergency contraception, sex education, or prison, mental and global health issues. Top officials delayed for years and tried to “water down” a landmark report on secondhand smoke, he said. Released last year, the report concluded that even brief exposure to cigarette smoke could cause immediate harm.

Dr. Carmona said he was ordered to mention President Bush three times on every page of his speeches. He also said he was asked to make speeches to support Republican political candidates and to attend political briefings.

Oregonians Upset At Concrete Barriers

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070706_threeposts Hahahaha:

The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.

A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances.

A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.

Maybe it’s me, but I could walk by those barriers twenty times a day and not give a second thought about what they look like.  Of course, when you point out what they resemble, then that’s all you can think of.

I’m sure that’s what happened in Kaizer, Oregon.  Some oversexed teenager saw the new barriers and made a comment, and then it got stuck in everybody’s mind.

We had a similar problem here in Winston-Salem a few years ago, when they completed the new Wachovia building.

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No, I Am Funny — You’re Just Old

Ken AshfordHealth CareLeave a Comment

Grumpy20womanAs I get older, it’s natural that the average age of my peers gets higher.  Which explains why I’m not as "funny" as I used to be.

The truth is, I’m just as funny as always — it’s just that my geriatric peers don’t "get" my jokes.  And here’s scientific proof:

A new psychology study at Washington University was no laughing matter: It found that older adults may have a harder time getting jokes because of an age-related decline in certain memory and reasoning abilities.

The research suggested that because older adults may have greater difficulty with cognitive flexibility, abstract reasoning and short-term memory, they also have greater difficulty with tests of humor comprehension.

Researchers tested about 40 healthy adults over age 65 and 40 undergraduate students with exercises in which they had to complete jokes and stories. Participants also had to choose the correct punch line for verbal jokes and select the funny ending to series of cartoon panels.

So the next time a make a joke, or deliver an impromptu pun, or crack wise — and you don’t "get" the humor — remember, it’s not ME.  It’s all due to the fact that you and your dimentia-ridden mind belong in a rest home, complaining about your sciatica, looking for your teeth, and complaining about "these kids today".

Gonzales Lied — Blatently Lied — Under Oath, To Congress

Ken AshfordBush & Co., Congress, Crime, Wiretapping & SurveillanceLeave a Comment

Lying to Congress is a crime:

As he sought to renew the USA Patriot Act two years ago, Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales assured lawmakers that the FBI had not abused its potent new terrorism-fighting powers. "There has not been one verified case of civil liberties abuse," Gonzales told senators on April 27, 2005.

Six days earlier, the FBI sent Gonzales a copy of a report that said its agents had obtained personal information that they were not entitled to have. It was one of at least half a dozen reports of legal or procedural violations that Gonzales received in the three months before he made his statement to the Senate intelligence committee, according to internal FBI documents released under the Freedom of Information Act.

Two Justice Department officials say that Gonzo was kept very well informed of FBI civil liberties violations:

The two officials spoke in a telephone call arranged by press officials at the Justice Department after The Washington Post disclosed yesterday that the FBI sent reports to Gonzales of legal and procedural violations shortly before he told senators in April 2005: "There has not been one verified case of civil liberties abuse" after 2001.

"I have discussed and informed attorneys general, including this one, about mistakes the FBI has made or problems or violations or compliance incidents, however you want to refer to them," said James A. Baker, a career official who heads the Justice Department’s Office of Intelligence Policy and Review.

"I’ve discussed a number of times oversight concerns and, underlying those oversight concerns, the potential for violations. And I’m sure we’ve discussed violations that have occurred in the past," said Assistant Attorney General for National Security Kenneth L. Wainstein.

Gonzales’ office has a spin to rationalize all of this.

[Assistant Attorney General for National Security Kenneth L. Wainstein] defended the 2005 statement by Gonzales that he was unaware of civil liberties abuses related to the government’s counterterrorism effort. Wainstein cited what he described as a dictionary definition of “abuse” in defending Gonzales’s remark. […]

Wainstein said Gonzales was saying only that there had been no intentional acts of misconduct, rather than the sorts of mistakes the FBI was self-disclosing. “That is why I cited the definition of ‘abuse,’ which in Webster’s . . . implies some sort of intentional conduct. And I think that is sort of the common understanding of the word ‘abuse,’ ” Wainstein said.

Got that? Those weren’t abuses; they were just instances in which FBI agents illegally obtained personal information about Americans that they were not entitled to have.

Oy, these people!

More On Vitter

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Yesterday, ultra-familyvalues-conservomaton Senator Vitter (R-LA) stressed that God and his wife had forgiven him for his indiscretions when it was revealed that he was on the call list for the "D.C. Madame".

Today, the Times-Picayune reveals something more:

U.S. Senator David Vitter visited a Canal Street brothel several times beginning in the mid-1990s, paying $300 per hour for services at the bordello after he met the madam at a fishing rodeo that included prostitutes and other politicians, according to Jeanette Maier, the "Canal Street Madam" whose operation was shut down by a federal investigators in 2001.

After they met, Maier said Vitter became a customer at the Mid-City brothel. He made several visits, she said, but had stopped coming before federal agents raided the brothel.

My question is this: What the *#%@#^ is a "fishing rodeo"?

But, But, But…

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ABC:

Senior U.S. intelligence officials tell ABC News new intelligence suggests a small al Qaeda cell is on its way to the United States, or may already be here.

But, but, but… I thought we were fighting them there so we wouldn’t have to fight them here.  Does this mean we are losing?

Anyway, rest assured.  The Bush Administration is all over this.  They’re having an "emergency" meeting …two days from now.

To be honest, I don’t put much credibility in these.  It just seems that everytime Bush’s numbers are down, and that the news from Iraq is incredibly bad (it was revealed this week that no progress — zero — was made in Iraq, according to military intelligence), that we get a "leak" about a "threat" to us.  Been there, done that.  Who’s still falling for it?